C'hi... I don't know what that post was about... but thanks :D

Lady Sage is really me.

Speculation has abounded for years, but Sage truly was one of the original Spice Girls, Third World Despot Spice. It didn't work out.

mixedmedia has a pathological phobia of pants.

Ch'i only chews twice before he swallows...

uncle phil swallows without any thought of consequence.

Chi bought a supposed toe nail clipping from ebay because he thought it belonged to bruce lee, when he found out it didn't he ate it.

Zeraph's avatar is a self portrait. SNAP!

ch'i thinks that when he farts it makes him run faster.

Farting doesnt make you run faster??? Oh, sure, dash my hopes to dust why dont you!

Zeraph used to make a living in tough times impersonating Marilyn Monroe.

Lady Sage is a fanstastic person!

Lady Sage has a gun to my head...help...:eek:

It's really Ch'i holding a gun to her own head, in such a manner, that it looks like someone else is holding a gun to her head :p

It wasnt a gun it was a banana... I reserve such true violence for... well....

777 is a lactose intolerant vegan.

My love the truth must be told...... Lady Sage likes to go streaking through the park at midnight singing corny George M Cohan songs.

Pan is a closet nudist.... the curtains can be open the blinds can be up and streaking through the house he goes.... what the neighbors must think!

LS got high on oregano.

While Zeraph was doing aspirin and warm coke...

I'm a dude.....

SirLance was awarded the nickname Kiwi because after his first time getting high, he proceeded to eat an entire can of Kiwi shoe polish.

After an exhaustive image search, I found that Ch'i is actually hot steamed rice. I was hoping, er, maybe he was steamy hot.

Oh, so rare the chance to roast Elph.... I am so giddy I can think of nothing..... but wait!

The green of Elphs complection is not from envy... oh no, never that. She has an insane love for guacamole! She even uses it for facials!!!!

The Lady Sage has always been extremely jeolous of my 'lawn' complexion, but she cannot entice me to reveal my secret skin care formula.

The Lady mistakes vegetables for spiritual guides and on some occasions they are a bit "recreational" if ya know what I mean. wink, wink....nudge, nudge :eek:

Elphaba has entrusted her very soul to the dictations of an avocado.

Ch'i is undercover for the highly conservative "Keep Those Jammies Buttoned Up" or KTJBU (which can't be pronounced in any useful way).

He has heard the rumors of Flyman's ass appearing regularly in this locale.

Elphaba has a massive toe jam collection. She has mason jars full of her own, colour coded of course, but her prize exhibit is her celebrity collection.

She has the toe jam of Simon and Garfunkel, Jimi Hendrix and John Bonham.

Charlie likes to dress up as a geisha girl...........




*wierdo*

For years Flyman had been buying oregano from his connection thinking it was killer bud.

When he found out and bought some real bud, he went back to the oregano.

hahhhaha.........good one pan

*bastard*


pan is actually........now get this.....

Yoko Ono.

yup she's tryin' to bring back the peace in Johnny's name.


you go girl.


:D

flyman is the only person to ever attempt to snort a cheeseball (cocain and cheese). The results, as you can tell, were disastrous.

Ch'i wants you to think his name is chinese for internal power, but really he just sneezed when he was signing up...

Actually, ch'i means unorthodox.

Sirlance once contemplated the idea of streaking during his own wedding.

Ch'i streaked through the opening ceremonies of the Olympics this year.
He didn't stand out among the weird costumed skaters, though.

Fremen is a secret agent for the Spacing Guild, and a double agent for the Bene Gesserit.

No spice for you Fremen. (I need to stop reading so much...)

Ch'i's blade has chipped and shattered. He's switched to steal now.

777 secretly wanted to be named &&&, but his Shift keys weren't working the day he signed up for TFP. :D

And holy crap, Ch'i... that was geeky... GOOD geeky, but geeky none the less :D

Whenever Sage is feeling down, he reads his the line under his screenname "Life is an Exciting Adventure", and feels much better. :p

777 has a secret desire for fresh Paul Simon toejam.

Makes note to bring an extra mason jar on the 29th

Elphaba killed Dorothy.

Hate to argue about your user name, but it refers to metaphysical energy:

wikipedia entry for Qi


Ch'i helped elphaba trap Dorothy by capturing Toto.

It can mean both actually,
"Ch'i, the character used by Sun Tzu to describe the force that works in conjunction with the regular army, means "weird, strange, wonderful, rare or odd," according to the standard Matthews dictionary of classical Chinese. The military-oriented translation by Samuel Griffith renders "ch'i" as "extraordinary." Another translator calls it "surprise" force, and yet another, "the unorthodox.""

SirLance thinks he's an undercover agent for the NFL and has made many secret gadgets in the guise of footballs which he thows wildly whenever he sees a baseball player, or worse, a soccer player because they threaten the integrity of the name football.

Z sleeps with his sleeper-jammies open in the back...

Thank's Zeraph. :thumbsup: When I was signing up for TFP I was reading Sun Tzu's Art of War. And I thought it a good name.

uncle phil puts the laughter back in slaughter.