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Elph invariably gravitates to the left lane while driving because of all the leaning and hand "signaling" she does out the window.
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Fremen is often the recipient of such gestures; he enjoys tail gating, driving under the speed limit in the fast lane, and jaywalking in busy streets.
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Medusa secretly aspires to be on "Dancing with the Stars"
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SirLance secretly wants to be on "Skating with Celebrities".
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fre, thanks for your latest order of those bottomless sleeper jammies...
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I just can't bring myself to tell you how Uncle Phil needed to be resupplied with bottomless sleeper jammies. Needless to say, PETA is protesting on his sidewalk.
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Elphaba is the head of PETA's Gray Area Team. She goes in when there is a need for - um - moral flexibility. Some ex-pet owners are really, truly exed.
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What you can't see in Kramus's Avatar, is that he's standing on the roof of a building, holding a high powered rifle with a laser targeting scope on it. He goes up there every morning before work to "relax".
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fresnelly knows this because he's been stalking charlie for the past few years...(hey charlie, remember that guy we saw sitting on the bench under the tree by the 7th tee box in rochester? that was fresnelly...)
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Uncle Phil shaves strokes.... and that's not all he shaves...
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SirLan skies downhill using an ironing board.
He missed the Olympics by that <---> much. |
Fremen likes to go grocery shopping just so he can say, "Nicely packed, bag boy."
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JJ likes to take pictures of naked (and beautiful i might add) women.
*the lucky bastard that he is* |
Flyman is the president of Lichtenstein.
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PoppinJay once testified before a Grand Jury about his involvement in an elaborate "Male Escort" scam. He was granted immunity for testifying, but the poor folks at the recycling depot are still in counseling.
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Ben once attempted to eat a mailbox while visiting Niagra Falls.
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I got indigestion from the love letter SirLance sent Richard Simmons. He put too much cologne on the pages.
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Indigeston? More like jealousy! Besides, that cologne was guaranteed not to cause stomach upset!
Don't let him fool you. Ben hungers for all paper products, not just letters. |
The gap toothed lady at the mini-mart told me she dated SirLance back in the early '80s, and he's fussy about his underpants.
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It's true, and those gaps came in handy, baby!
Pop is the originator of the Apple Pie concept touted in the American Pie movies. Never eat any apple pie Pop has been alone with. |
SirLance hula-hoops to and from his mailbox every day.
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Fre likes to get jiggy wit it.............
how's the parachute pants doin' lately Fre.......pick up any chicks? |
During a severe case of the munchies flyman once ate 30 Quizno's subs at once.
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ono dresses up as Mr. Spock every Cinco de Mayo and does the Vulcan Hat dance.
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Fremen follows her around begging for the mind meld.
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PoppingJay has a unique ability to post to this thread immediately before me, forcing me to reveal more and more secrets about her (ooops. Sorry JAY.)
In other news, the saddle used in the filming of Brokeback Mountain was hand-stitched by PoppinJay while he was on day parole. |
With Ben acting as the model. After the film, he ate the saddle...
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SirLance negotiates high priced contracts daily, with Donald Trump.
He searches the world over for orangutan hair for the Donald's wigs. |
Freman is so mean he just shot a man just for snoring.
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The Jazz has had his forefingers stuck in Chinese handcuffs since he was in elementary school. He has become very adept at typing with just his pinkies.
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Medusa has earned a fortune selling fake Lance Armstrong bracelets. Instead of giving the proceeds to cancer research, the profits are given to Taco Bell, in an effort to create a better guacamole
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BB smears guacamole in his underwear on Saturday nights and asks the ladies at the bar if they want dip for their chips.
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fre, that new pair that was on backorder is finally in the mail for ya', buddy...
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Uncle Phil's obsession with sleeper jammies hits new heights when he launches the international sleeper-jammies conference... three attend: Phil, Fre, and Fly...
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SirLance is overwhelmed by his successful and undetected removal of "souvenir" buttons from the trapdoors of said jammies - while they were being worn by the attendees.
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kramus believes taking pictures of our opened sleeper jammie trapdoors would shame us into staying home, but he seems to've forgotten "it's all about the ass, bay-bee!"
Improvised trapdoor! |
fre, man, you snap that pic all by your lonesome? have a little woody growin' outta them jammies? huh?
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Google it, if you don't believe me. Unc is into the dark side of jammies. NSFW.
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Elphaba is gathering enough material so she can open up a pj museum. Her first entry will be a pair of her favorite footie jammies with heart buttons on the drop seat.
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Shesus believes that a pinch of translucent silk is more than enough material for pajamas.
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