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Tophat gets a far-away look in his eyes whenever he remembers the time He got one of those special Krispy Kreme donuts.
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kramus secretly enjoys watching telletubby reruns at 3 am but only after he has covered all the windows with tin foil.
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bparker805 was Tinky Winky. Years later when asked where the strangest place he had ever had sex was, he replied, "in da butt."
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Dostoyevsky is Poppinjay's pen name.
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SirLance has a dog with a weird foot fetish.
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Fremen loves to play hopscotch, but only while covered from head to toe in penutbutter
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aplme applies the pb...with a soldering iron...
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Uncle Phil was recently seen on Dateline... he's the MySpacer that got away...
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Lady Gwenivere played the beard for SirLance and King Arthur. The truth came out on May Day when the two were found skipping about the err...May "pole."
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Elph once testified before a grand jury in "People v. Jacobivich", where she provided expert testimony on perverse sexual acts.
Jacobivich didn't stand a chance. |
Big Ben taught Elphaba everything she knows about perverse sexual acts... and then some...
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Maleficent is carrying our love child in her belly.
She ate my baby! |
One word:
Tofu. Sorry, but the secret had to come out. |
and ben was left holding the bag...
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Unfortunately, "The Bag" ended up being Uncle Phil's scrotum.
It was a bit sweatty, but tender and alluring at the same time. :hmm: |
Interestingly Ben was born with a set of gills. Sadly he hasn't been able to figure out how to use them for anything practical. For now he wins bar bets by slurping beer through the slits in his neck...
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Big Ben's lifelong goal is to visit the Scrotum shop in Australia and get his very own kangaroo scrotum souvenier.
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Mal is the TFP's resident expert on all things scrotum related... she denies it, of course. Methinks she doth protest too much!
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What the rest of SirLance's avatar doesn't show is that he's in the "special forces . . . of pimple poppers" where he is the chief lancer of especially bad pimples.
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What Zeraph doesn't know could fill a book.
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said book edited by ben...
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Stains between the pages supplied by Uncle Phil.
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Poppinjay has the capital's first ever kangaroo scrotum franchise.
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SirLance screams when he sees the color pink, and then he tries to coordinate his clothes' colors to the object.
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Fremen is a God among his pets.
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Quote:
Poppy eats fruit cocktail........straight out of the can!!! OMGBBBQ!! |
Fremen enjoys sex.
His pets don't enjoy it quite as much. |
the martian sends his sleeper-jammies to the dry-cleaners every other week...
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uncle_phil spends his evenings fondling his golf clubs... he dreams of getting a hole in one...
(no double entendres... honest!) |
charlatan has 'played golf' with uncle phil... (NOOOO double entendre there... :lol:
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Maleficent is a robotic arm which assembles car doors for the Elyria Honda plant.
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There is a great deal more that Mal knows about charlatan and uncle phil. Those secrets are safe as long as the extortion payments keep coming in.
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Elph enjoyed skipping Poppinjay's post because he reminds her of all those Summers spent popping her boyfriend Jay's back zits.
*throws up a little in mouth* :p |
Fremen has an obsessive compulsive disorder; Whenever he reads the word "Encyclopedia", he has to scratch behind his right ear while saying "Brittanica" three times. Don't believe me? Watch this...
Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia I bet that felt good, Fremen. |
Big Ben has all of Clay Aiken's albums, and a tasteful nude spread that appeared in Teen Beat.
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Poppinjay sends hateful pm's when he thinks he is being ignored.
Get over yourself! It was a damn accident. :rolleyes: |
the elph keeps those extortion payments in a small cookie jar in the back under the bathroom sink...
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Mr. Uncle_Phil was the second man on the grassy knoll *gasp*
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Lady Sage is Mr. Hooper.
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Poppinjay never forgives a slight.
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