oh, miss mx. they're holding your latest request at the back door of the "sneak-a-peek" video center...

Ooooh, just what I've been waiting for....Hardcore Action Studs 23 1/2 starring my all-time favorite - Hunka Unka Phil.

I KNEW IT! Isnt that the one where hes in his sleeper jammies with the quick open butt panel?

MM was gonna watch it all by herself and not invite us!!! How covetous!

Lady Sage is STILL trying to find what her husband did with that 18 inch "anaconda" ebony dildo she had last week.

DC once ate an entire septic tank. How it was possible scientists are still scratching their heads.

Z's got it on video-tape...

UP stole it!

LS be goin' out to-NIGHT, dressed as a blue man, getting a head start on stealing all the litle people's candy...

Easy as stealing candy from a baby!

UP dresses up as Elvis every halloween.

and, he has left the building...

LS can't get the BLUE off...

Darn smurfs!!

UP had a past life regression done and found out he was Cleopatra in a past life.

Lady Sage did believe her parents were made of money.

MM didn't realize little people weren't actually in the TV until age 14.

Zeraph once had an affair with the mom of one of the little people in the TV. They are still trying to figure out the "child" support payments.

Lady Sage has had a huge crush on David Hasselhoff since his Knight Rider days in the '80s.

777 is only bringing it up to take the glaring spotlight off of his own super-colossal crush on David Hasselhoff.

mixed "IS" david hasselhoff........in disguise of course.

Fly has a "Polka" folder hidden in his My Music files. And he looks just darling in his lederhosen.

Mixed's glasses are only a disguise, it hides her true identity. She is really Super Mixedmedia, with powers far in advance of mild mannered Mixedmedia. The only problem is she has yet to discover what the true powers actually are, but all signs point to it having something to do with lemmings and cabbage.

Crack is actually the Lemming Master. He is a minor diety in charge of the population of the lemmings. Every few years, he summons all the little critters to their doom as he feeds on their spirit, eternally cursed to remain at the bottom of the sea, as Crack continues has everlasting task.

Except that he occationally seeks away from his post to post a post on TFP at a local cyber cafe. :cool:

yeah we all know who resides in the bowels of the earth.......


666.........


nice try you sneaky devil you.........

and how did the flyman know that?

like buster brown's dog, he lives there too!!!

uncle phil stuffs his sleeper jammies with Charmin.
Not gonna say just where exactly... but if it makes him happy, who cares?

bernie likes to squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze the charmin.

Fly photoshops all his photos before posting them here in TFP. In real life, his band looks like this:

http://www.thewvsr.com/images/ratt.jpg

JumpinJesus does hair for Fly's band.

the mixed one winters up north...

Uncle Phil is not quite the frequency modulator, that is a clever ruse. His real title is mrequency fodulator... strange but true. He also speaks a nigh forgotten form of sweedish know only to himself and his imaginary best friend, Hans.

In certain circles, Crack goes by the name Hans.

JumpinJesus "earned" his handle for all those times he tryed to brake the world record for Most Jumping Jacks in one Week.

trip-7s lost his ass on the last time he was holding three sevens and lost the pot...

Speaking of pot... You can keep the one you borrowed from me UP, I heard what you made in it. *horrors*

***Note*** Do not go to Uncle Phils for dinner.....

Lady Sage is too jaded to be bother or disturbed by what's going on at Uncle Phils. She just fakes it for her loved ones to appear normal (like them).

777 lost his job as Pluto at Disneyland after humping the legs of middle-aged men and mock-peeing on the legs of spoiled children.

JumpinJesus follows random people around and chronicles their lives in his "photo library."

Ch'i was born a coal miner's daughter...in a cabin on a hill in Butcher Holler.

mixedmedia enjoys laying prone on a bed of nails.

Ch'i racked his brain for days trying to come up with a nickname before joining TFP.

Some of the names that didn't make the cut:

Fancy Pants
Mr. Giggles
Sir SniffleKiss
Happy Pappy
Schmoopy
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Uncle Phil

jj is a hardcore hippie..............


"cept he shaves his armpits.

fly's pantyhose are no secret, but how he obtained them? (see, there was this tranvestite who lived around the corner from one of the fly's roofing jobs...)