kramus had a chance to purchase a pair, personally signed by me, in rochester this past summer but declined due to the fact that his hands were tied up un MEGA-rolls of toilet paper...

There are times when Uncle Phil loses his humanity :hmm:

O god - the visual . . . :lol:

kramus and uncle phil washed each others' balls at the ckin' clubhouse last summer.

Fremen was the freelance towel boy at that washing. His cheery voice asking "Pat your balls, sir?" is oft-heard at golf courses and bus stations alike.

kramus graduated Oftus Cum Loude at the local Catholic girls school.

pop didn't ask a question in his last post in the "interview" thread...(it's true, i swear to rudy...)

Phil is the inventor of everclear.

...and i distilled it from your saliva... :lol:

uncle p likes to stuff currency down his sleeper jammies so he can get the whole "stripper" experience down pat.

Fremen stalked Sigmund the Seamonster. When he found out it was a costumed character, he stalked Scotty and Johnny. Now Sigmund the seamonster and Scotty and Johnny are dead.

Poppinjay is addicted to vidalia onions. He eats 'em for every meal, smokes 'em in his pipe, and -- this is really disgusting -- carves them into sex toys!

Sir Lance secretly wishes his ears were hairier and fatter, and he wishes he could get international recognition for them, or at least be on the Guiness Book Of Records TV show.

Daoust is twenty-seven years old and was raised in a strong two parent home.
He lives in Canada and cannot fluently speak french.

He is an avid television watcher - he is a fan of Scrubs, Survivor, and Lost. He also watches quite a few movies, Requim for a Dream struck a deep chord in him. He also watches football, and is learning to play guitar. He is a fan of Sarah Harmer and a self proclaimed "Dead Head." He also has strong opinions when it comes to politics and religion.

He owns a Toyota Echo, and got into an accident with it near Christmas. He didn't want to purchase the vehicle, but his wife did.

He as a little girl and has another child on the way. He believes in spanking his children.

He works part time as an public elementary school teacher, and feels as though he's a failure because he isn't able to fully support his family.

He is married, but thinks about cheating on his wife constantly. He has had sex both in a car and outside. When he has an orgasm, he is quiet. His wife will not have anal sex with him. He seldom thinks about his wife when he as sex with her.

It is possible, perhaps likely, that he is addicted to porn. He looks at it at work often, even though if he is caught it may cost him his job.

Some people may also view him as hypocritical, as his pet peeve is people that worry about offending others too much, says that he is callous, but then has issues with other people utilizing the word "retarded" on someone who is, in fact, retarded.

Those aren't deep or dark secrets... except that I'm addicted to porn.


NoSoup spends 23.5 hours a day researching information about Daoust.

daoust was born in newfoundland...

uncle p tried out for the role of Ty Webb in Caddyshack back in the late 70's, but he kept getting offered the role of Carl Spackler instead.
He said, "Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh....."

Fremen, however, played the groundhog. He had to have massive reconstructive surgery to fit the costume.

SirLance is really a rhemus monkey who escaped from a lab, posing as a human internet user.

arielkitten is repsonsible for a third of the world's morning wood.

Poppinjay applied for the positon of "fluffer" at the ski jump competition in Torino.

...and sirlance thinks the word "fluffer" means someone who fluffs up the snow for the downhill racers...

uncle p knows the real definition, because of his use of several fluffers in his porno days back in the 70's.

fremen has a fetish for 70's porn featuring uncle phil.

arie sneaks up to OK for a little "action" on alternate weekends...

...however, Phil ran out of viagra and Arie couldn't get no satisfaction...

the lance feeds viagra to stray dogs just to see what they do afterwards...

You know the "funny" uncle that Ann Landers used to refer to as a euphamism for pedophile?

That's all I'm saying about that.

Pop couldn't find the backflap in his pair of sleeper jammies.

...'cause fre cut off the buttons...('ckin' sadist...)

Uncle phil's dream job is to "help" donkey's with blue balls get over there blue stage. He collects the biproduct to make milk shakes to take to church parties.

Dragonknight likes to dress transgender and dance up and down the aisles of city buses.

SirLance suspects his johnson of fucking behind his back.

fre is...still, just...fre...

Super moderator phil would love to moderate Fremen, but only while he's naked.

joe likes to have his buddies mothers give him a little tappy-tap on his backside.

flyman collects troll dolls.

pop still doggy-paddles in the pool...

Phil loves doggy-style with his doggie!

SirLance wraps his lance in plastic wrap every night at bedtime.

Fremen watches America's Most Wanted just to see where he is on the list.