You've heard of "Santy Claus?"

Elphaba is "Anti-Claus!"

speaking of claws, the lance still has marks on his chest from that red-head he met down at fells point last summer...

And the scary part is I met her on the Ghost Tour....

Unc is the worlds foremost authority on solar powered bulldozers.

The worst part is... she WAS a ghost!

the lady wants to be a tramp...

uncle phil uses pink golf balls.

Mr. Freman is deathly afraid of mayo on his ham sammiches!

only if i can't drive it past the reds...

LS has never tasted beer in her life...

hehehehehe..........


uncle phil likes to hang out with his wang out after not succeding to hit past the ladies tee...........


can you say............."DINK OUT"!!!!!!!!!!

show us what you got phil 'ol boy.....

fore..............

Mr. Flyman is afraid that one day a reefer plant will try to smoke him *gasp*

LS sniffed an open bottle of beer once...

And it was Mr. Uncle Phil that made me do it *cries* It was horrid!

Mr. Uncle Phil has a shrine to Ms. Marilyn Monroe!!! (and more)

Lady Sage is actually Lady Gingerroot

PoppinJay has a ginger fetish and does all sorts of kinkalicious things with it - and i'm not talking Ginger the movie star either.... :)

mal can't quite get the hang of the concept of leaving-her-date-in-one-piece-at-the-end-of-the-evening process.

fre hasn't washed his first pair of sleeper jammies yet...and he's been wearing them for almost three years!!!

phil plays 18,fully clothed in sleeper jammies..


but when it comes to the 19th hole.........he's naked as a newborn he is.


watch out when he hits the B&C's..........

fly left the back-door open...

Now Mr. Fly, everyone knows that Mr. Uncle Phil only does the golf thing when he's having his affair with the beer keg. hahahahaha
But seriously folks... Uncle Phil once married a tomato plant after it had a dozen babies *gasp*

And those poor babies! Lady Sage put them in her salad, and she ATE them! Lady Sage ATE PHIL'S BABIES!

What can I say? I was higher on the food chain and nothing goes better with spinach and romaine lettuce than some maters! (SirLance made me do it mind you it was a dare)

SirLance has a thing for much older women so for the holidays he dresses up and Santa Claus and frequents nursing homes (oh the HUMANITY)

He also slips the neighborhood cats prozac on his evening walks

Lady Sage is hooked on catnip..........


been climbin' the curtains lately?

Yes I have and thank you SO much for bringing up such painful memories! I am well on the road to recovery but you just blew my cover for my stash of kitty crack in the bathroom. THANKS A LOT!!!!!

Mr. Flymans biggest fear is that all of the clocks everywhere will go from 4:19-4:21 skipping that time he likes most *HORRORS*

LS isn't really tilted...

U Phil buys used underwear.

Zeraph found a locket in his pocket, while working on a rocket with his socket.



/me stop now

Oh, I am tilted in so many ways... I dont know why it says I am though... I never changed it? Oh well.

Mr. Fremen is really an alien doing a study on human development.

LS, you still leanin' to the left?

I am so far off in left field that I have been benched!

Uncle Phil is a closet kleptomaniac.

Lady Sage digs it under the bleachers.

Speaking of digging, the cops still haven't found those annoying neighbor kids that mysteriously disappeard from Fly's 'hood. 'Nuff said.

Sir Lance helped Fly hide the bodies...

She knows what Parsley and Thyme did to Rosemary while she was sleeping.

warrrreagl wears his Liberace sleeper-jammies for special occasions.
(Such as, the First Monday of the Month, and New Tube of Toothpaste Day)

fre, man, you gotta wash those things more than once every two years...

Uncle Phil just published a self-help book on the care and feeding of sleeper jammies.

The best part is, the book was just a gag, but it's flying off the shelves, and people are taking Uncle Phil's advice seriously!

Oh I know alright... but my lips are sealed...

Cali chick has never been to Cali *gasp*

Not quite, but some days, it feels like it... =\

Lady Sage isn't really a "lady"... ;)

Cali sells pre-squeezed oranges out of the trunk of her car.