Medusa is the shy gorgon.

The bad news is that Ch'i's plastic surgery to become the new Bruce Lee was not entirely successful.

The good news is that he still has a career opportunity as the new Phyllis Diller.

Elphaba goes to buffets but doesn't stay behind the sneeze guard! In fact she sprinkles dried feces over the food with her feces shalt shaker she made at home (and then eats the food).

Zeraph has an unseemly appetite for after-dinner-mints.

Ch'i drags his feet on the carpet then does the ol' "hang out with your wang out" bit, near his doorknob.

Fremen took my water.

Hmmm...that must've been the water that broke, during Ch'i's 15th tri-mester.

hey pj, wipe that pizza stain out of your beard yet? it's only been, what, two years now?

Uncle Phil cut himself with a katana as an infant and has had a sword/samurai/ninja-phobia ever since.

777 originally registered as LLL, but changes his username while trying to set the international record for a headstand.

When SL heard the saying "you are what you eat" he ate a calculator because he thought it would help him on math tests.

Zeraph is Novak's third informant. :eek:

Chi once covered himself in cheddar cheese and ran around town naked trying to catch bees to start his own hive to get enough honey to make a cask of mead!

The lovely Lady Sage knows all of Shirley Temple's tap routines. She hopes to join the broadway version of "Tap."

Elphaba once argued with Richard Simmons. No one's seen him since.

Ch'i went into surgery under a blackmarket doctor because he wanted a gun for a hand, unfortunetly the doctor didnt speak english very well and thought he said he wanted an egg beater for a hand. Now he spends his time drawing evil looking mustaches on eggs and foiling their plans.

Zeraph farts in the shower...

uncle phil double dips.

Uncle Phil believes that different pipes go to different places, and will never pee in the shower.

This is a good thing...trust me. :)

Uncle Phil is the expert on good things.

this is true...

true, also...

the elph still ties her mittens together and runs the string through the sleeves...

Uncle Phil has to sit down to pee due to an accident involving a chain and a dog that really had to go potty... bad.

Pan's adoration of Lady Sage is partly due to the lack of dogs on chains.

At least he doesnt sniff my butt :lol:

Elph is the record holder for pushing a pencil the farthest and fastest with her nose!

So YOU say....

LS is the inventor of the halu hoop. Unfortunately, the hula hoop is the one that caught on. If only she'd rearranged those two letters!

SL can't read! He has a helper monkey typing for him!

At last! Revenge for the feces salt shaker comment.

Hmmm, actually I can't think of a way to top that one and it looks like Zeraph has already been turned into a toad. Crud.

Sorry Elph, my fault... runaway toad spell... he took my parking place!

Elph had two addictions in her younger days... She could be seen dancing on both American Bandstand AND Solid Gold on a regular basis!

Lady Sage will be the host of Fox's new tribal series: "So You Think You Can Rain Dance?"

Chi is still angry that I got the spot on "So You Think You Can Rain Dance" and he is now stuck with "So You Want To Be A Cyborg".

Lady Sage turns up the music and uses the duster as a microphone while she cleans in her fuzzy pink bunny slippers.

They are fluffy tan kitty slippers but the rest is true and I dance while I do it too!

Shesus called off work today just to play with us on TFP!

So it's true that it was Lady Sage on that silly commercial. I would have wanted to keep that a deep, dark secret too.

Alas, I was turned down for that commercial. I do keep the dream alive though by practicing for next time.

Elph once auditioned for the part of Dorothy!

I played her slutty like she actually was. Those three weirdos she hung out with were friends "with benefits."

Only Lady Sage knows what role Toto played among that foursome.

Yes *sniff* its a terrible memory... I was the make-up artist you see and I went to do the Wicked Witch of the Easts make-up right before they dropped a house on her (Elph was never the same) and I saw Dorothy with a jar of peanut butter and that poor dog..... *shudder*

Elph rides a broom now but back in her teen years (before she got her broom permit) she rode an old mop.

LS pickles food...in her toilet.

Z likes to shine flash lights into peoples eyes.....

Flyman doesn't really smoke pot, in fact he has never had an alcoholic drink, looked at porn or even smoked a cigarette, he is in fact a Pat Robertson nephew, trying to live on the wild side in cyberland.

Pan doesn't even know one title to a John Lennon song!