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fillips knows this being he's a clothes-hamper lurker-er. :eek:
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Fre used to work at a place near the old hospital on tenth street.
his job was too empty the old clothes hampers at the local Value Village. he even put the price tags on the used items with a stapler. |
Flyman crucified Jesus Christ -- AFTER he was resurrected.
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Paradise has the extra nail...
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unca p. loses it when he gets behind the wheel of his car.
By "loses it", I mean he has an involuntary organism. ;) |
Fremen specializes in biology........he likes learning about different orgasmisms.........
yes......... i said orgasmisms. |
Flyman only has organic orgasmisms
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ng keeps a box of donuts next to her keyboard...
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Unclephil has a large mayonaise jar under his computer desk so that his chat discussions will not be interrupted by calls of nature
(chocolate donuts, of course) |
ngdawg likes to spread contents of said mayo jar on her morning toast.....
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shaggs likes to lick the knife...
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but only becuase uncle phil beat me to the jar....
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shaggs tripped over the knife that he dropped...
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Phil forgot to take the plunger out of the toilet before he used it.
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Amarth got the plunger from Phil and used it to "retrieve" his hampster
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Jonsgirl hides behind large shrubbery at the zoo until closing time and spends her evenings teaching the gorillas how to flip people off.
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Jumpin' Jesus loves you..........
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Flyman, instead of buying weed or playing his guitar, like we are all led to
believe, actually buys presents for the elderly, and then plays in a 20s-style Swing band every Monday evening in front of Town Hall for all the WWII vets. |
Paradise seared his lips while trying to perform cunnilingus on Philip J. Fry's ex-girlfriend, Radiator Girl.
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fre sucked the toes and feet right off MM before he put her in her sleeper jammies and made an avatar for me...
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phil here...........super mod and all.............still can't make avatars for himself.
he hires dudes like Fremen,to make them for him.......then he suckers him into sewing decals on his sleeper jammie collection.........for $.07 a stitch. oh yeah.....and he's a cheap bastard too......... .07 cents phil......wtf? |
'ckin' cost of thread went up due to ivan...
fly wants me to put up the calendar avatar... |
phil's obsession with marilyn gets more extreme everytime he channels her spirit.
What he doesn't know is he's been getting in touch with a deceased tranny named Harilyn/Harry. Sorry to be the one to tell you, u.p. |
speakin' of...fre is still obsessin' over deborah harry...
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unclephil goes out 3 times a week or more and spends quality time with a man who shows him the proper way to position his balls......
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ngdawg video tapes unclephils encounters with the man he meets
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Paradise Lost has got quite the collection of My Little Pony
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Nancy gets an overwhelming urge to hug a lamp post every time she passes one.
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welshbyte is secretly planning the violent independence movement within wales! Down with the Queen!
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shaggs_manoa cannot survive without gamma radiation being pumped into his chamber nightly...
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meanwhile, leviticus grows marigolds in a windowbox... |
phil has a fetish for the sensation of chewing on tin foil
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phil rather enjoys playin' with his marygolds.
and well whatta ya' know.......they just happen to be in a box. good for you uncle mystro..........*and yes i fuckin' know mystro is spelled wrong.* *edit* damn....that bastard pigglet is way too fast...........so the ladies say!!!!! |
uh, Flyman, gotta hit the 'refresh',eh? :lol:
Flyman......shit, i got nuthin.....carry on :hmm: |
n-dawg tutors fly on his deportment so he doesn't say 'eh' or beer too much.
You should've heard him before n-dawg joined, he was a walkin', talkin' Canadian beer commercial. Thanks, n-dawg. :thumbsup: |
fremen is actually holding a gun to the head of a prostate nun, and it's a cap gun.
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JumpinJesus secretly wishes it wasn't a cap gun.
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shagg_manoa damn well knew that it was something forbidden
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feelgood feels that nothing is forbidden to him...except for the "good" stuff...
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phil is probably a little irritated by jesus' comments about the prostate nuns, as phil himself is an ordained priest in the ovarian order
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