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feelgood watches the plants grow clad only in a raincoat...with two buttons...
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uncle phil silently peers through those plants, hoping at least one of the buttons pop open...
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Baldrick is hoping to ceatch that Button in his mouth and add it to his Uncle Phil memobilia collection
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Ofirethorn has a problem with spelling..........this is cuz he didn't pay attention in school.
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Flyman, Can't find any bud this week, so he is trying to finda new High, Gay Midget Porno.
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flyman is in luck because Ofirethorn happens to direct Gay Midget Porno
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goodhabits was in Ofirethorn's last three Gay Midget Porno films
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Paradise Lost is Ofirethorn's #1 customer.
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CoA is the rest of Ofirethorn's customers...
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phil likes to listen to Ozzy Osbourne on the weekends.
that's when he puts on the leather sleeper jammies. and you all thought he was normal.......... |
Sexy cat is Hoping to get new rats for sexycats B'day
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Fremen searches the internet far and wide looking for 'cute' butts. |
paddyjoe thinks Fremen is cute from the back
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Invaliduser is happy Paddyjoe thinks freeman is cute from behind.
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Ofirethorn is just wishing someone thought he was cute from behind
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Jonsgirl is really Alexsgirl
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feelgood has no sense of touch...
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there's nothing super about uncle phil's moderating abilities... (I got nothin)
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c'mon, PL, it's in there somewhere...
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Uncle phil is really paradise lost's long lost baby with a overgrown adult head
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feelgood is a charter member of the Oprah book club.
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Bobaphat is acctually Oprah's love slave.
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Ofirethorn isn't actually Irish at all. He just puts the O' in front of his clearly Hobbit orgin name as a way to throw the Orcs off his trail.... I'm on to you.
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screamincheetah came up with his nickname through well, hearing cheetah screaming while he pours warm honey all over them while being naked and dancing in front of them while the honey gets dried up and sticky...
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Feelgood only feels good on 10 pills a day
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Ofirethorn keeps his first dog soaking in formaldehyde and takes him out on weekends to play a rowsing game of 'fetch' with his current dog.
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Fremen has plans of turning ARTelevision into Frankenstein and taking all his memory away
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Amonkie is always dirtty that why Amonkie's location is in the rain
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ofirethorn used to stalk me when he went to the shooting range....he'd stand in the funeral home parking lot with his camera and telephoto lens and watch me sunbathe naked on my deck
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Shani knows the serial number of the cammera I used to use, she owns it.
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ok ok he didnt stalk me...he was really my photographer when I ran my free porn site.....when I shut it down all the whiny teenagers got so mad about not having free porn that I had to give them ofirethorns phone number and he ended up having to leave the state
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And I sent all the men to Shani , Kept all the girls as per our agreement
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except the bi girls....we share those.....
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ShaniFaye is actually a Masochist by day, and a Sadist by nite.
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Paradise Lost was Micheal Jackson's first target
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City of angels has an unatural lust for the dogs in his avatar
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Ofirethorn has an earmuff fetish. Thinks this is very common and that the word 'muff' is just an abbreviation. Is permanently dissapointed that his google searches result in pictures of naked women - "...but their ears must be SO cold!". He can't wait for winter...etc...etc...
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Dobster was the driver of the Dave Matthews Band tourbus that dumbed many gallons of sewage onto tourists on the Chicago River, and is now the driver of the Janet Jackson tour bus. We await more sewage malfunctions.
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