Sue likes to sue...

fre wants a pair of free sleeper jammies...

Free is the best way...;)


unc. p. wants to truck his sleeper jammie line over to Hawaii.
He can't figure out why he can't...tsk-tsk...

fremen's deepest insecurities are offset by virtual communities like the TFP

(don't take this too seriously, friend; you have a high post count)

the mac man's insecurities have evolved into paranoid delusions...but he'll never tell anyone, will he?

Uncle Phil, in reality, desperately wants to own a real "My Little Pony," and name it Sherbert.

:D

While tauntingly chanting "neener neener neerer!", Sue frequently dangles her "My Little Pony" named Sherbert in front of sleeper jammie clad Uncle Phil & she relishes the sad whimperings of Uncle Phil when he cannot reach the pony of his desire.

what a wicked & sad world....

bern likes to flirt with plumbers,carpet layers,tilers and electricians.

she figures the pricks will do a good job then.


*sorry bern.....hope the reno is comin' along*

flyman likes to take long walks on the beach at sunrise,play golf,....and even have a good 'ol time around the campfire with an acoustic guitar.

call him at 1-800-SLUTBAG.


he's easy.....and if you ask nice....he might even put on the pantyhose for ya'.

flyman once appeared on 'The Dating Game'. Wouldn't you know it, he won a date with himself.






1-800-SLUTBAG :lol:

pj once took pictures of fly in his 'hose to put on the internet, but couldn't bear to share them with the World.

said the guy who copied and pasted them onto his desktop pic............



weirdo....

flyman wants to come over to my house and turn my aquarium into a giant gravity bong... hurry up dude!

shit!!!!


you really did get my deep,dark secret...........


bp takes certain "pills" that make him able too read peoples thoughts.


*careful what you think folks....bp could turn on you at any given moment*



*...........he is in the know...........*

when Fly took the kids to the latest Pokemon Movie, Pokemon 5: Pokemon Heroes, he was expecting to see a good, wholesome, gay stick-flick (after all, he mistook the name for Poke-Men 5: Poke-Men Heroes)...

but, when he saw it, in all its glory, he got so scared by Pikachu's 'Lightening Attack', that he wizzed in his pants...

he then grabbed the kids and made them move to the back of the theatre so he could weep... away from the rest of the crowd.

Bundy is a piece of me that was flung off when I collided with an asteroid.
I want him back.

GH has been fibbing all these years. He's part soy!! *gasp*

Fremen thinks tofu is great.....alone in a bowl.....or on white bread

Fremen is a member of the famed secret society of Skin and Teeth. During initiation he was forced to spend 72 straight hours watching the Love Boat. Fremen has never been the same mentally since, and anyone caught singing the Love Boat theme is very painfully removed from Fremen's sight.

But the darkest, sickest, most hideous secret to all this..... Fremen still has a Fred Grandy (Gopher) fetish.

Oh sure Tecoyah, popped his in before me.... I see how it is. I need to be a faster typist.

Tecoyah has been known to go to bars and pick up women.... Nothing wrong or dark about that, right?

Wrong, he picks up these women not for sex but to clean the dust bunnies under his bed.... then he treats them to Denny's and gives them those little bible cartoon books.

Pan secretly controls the underworld porn industry and goes by the alias Peter-Pan

The secret Dawson doesn't want released on here is..... Dawson is a closet nudist...

That's right Dawson likes to hide in the closet nude.

pan is still in the closet...

uncle phil would be in the closet as well, but it's stuffed so full of sleeper jammies he can't fit.

joe is actually a closet gnome....


he skulks in the shadows of other peoples closet......and when they enter to get their sleeper jammies (phil).....he grabs his willie and screams "BANZAIIIIIIIIII"............



....scares the hell outta the freaks that hang out in their closets.......




you're messed up joe!!!!!!

For all his other weird-ass problems, flyman actually does at times speak the truth.

It makes me feel all warm when that closet gnome grabs my willie...... shows someone will....

ooo sorry these aren't self confessions....

When Paddy grows up for some reason he dreams of being in a 3some with Patty and Selma, Marge Simpson's sisters. Everyone tells him they are just cartoons. To which Paddy just drools and says," Mmmmmmmm cartoon sex.... mmmmmm"

pan drools on his pillow...with no prompting...

uncle phil likes drooling men to dream of him in his Summer-weight sleeper jammies.

Fremen happiest moments were spent drooling on the pillow next to uncle phil. How romantic!




Oooo, doubleheader baby!

paddyjoe seems to be rather interested in double header....dildos i guess.........


too bad for that.......don't worry joe....we still love ya'....



(keep that fuckin double header away from me though)



weirdo

flyman loves paddyjoe....but obviously wants the "real" thing....no fake dildo's for him!

ShaniFaye uses fake dildos as nunchukas.

http://store6.yimg.com/I/firstrateknives_1769_157848

Fremen uses numchuks as dildos

So does Averett, only she orders hers by the gross...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...man/1a1211.jpg

(jeebus, that's a gross...)

uno loves that kind of stuff...

uncle phil got caught singing love songs outside flyman's window last week.

Damn lucky he left the numchucks home.

pj hates bbq...

uncle phil is really a gangsta-rapper from Bedford-Stuyvesant called uncle p-funk.
Watch it, or he'll throw down on ya!

Fremen has poisonous vestigial claws on the backs of his knees.