the reason GH is able to levitate like that,is because he was a major player in the "Canada Arm".........he's out there as we speak....


can you hear it?

flyman really hates maryjane.
he can't stand that bitch.
yet he bakes her some brownies every morning...

...go figure.

bernadettie spaghetti had a brief, but passionate affair with Elton John back in the late eighties.
she broke his little sequined heart when she left him for Burt Bacharach.

he went on to pen the classic song, I guess thats why they call it the blues...

bernie once told me that it was his darling little sequin yankee baseball outfit that made her go forth and seduce him... but she swears she wasn't to blame for bringing him out of the closet.

bundy got sir elton to come outta the closet......see elton and bundy would usually hang with paddyjoe, the closet gnome'.....over at phil's house,they'd all wait to see the newest line of sleeper jammies that phil would prance around his bedroom in.




(tell me that ain't a freakin' TRiple Whammy baby......go ahead...tell me)

flyman's anti-hallucination treatment program down at the clinic has thus far proven unsuccesful.

only because pj keeps smuggling in those mushroom-laced GCAs...

Which phil smuggles in from his across-the-sea sweatshops that are staffed and run by overly enthusiastic pygmies that like to play hide the salami with their vienna sausages. ;)

Yes, those same Vienna sausages that were finally canned and shipped to Fremens favorite Piggly-Wiggly.

Snack time was never quite so delicious, was it Fre?

Hmm-mmmm, boy howdy! ;) :D


pj likes to make a broth with his weiner and sell it at the Y.

Fremen likes to collect different types of wiener broths.

he makes really good soups for his buddies,and snickers the whole time they eat it.


he especially likes it when they blow on it.........to cool it down.

Why does flyman always think photos like this:

http://img16.exs.cx/img16/2483/flys_assnewcopy1.jpg

gain him cool points.

Maybe Fremen can explain............................eh?

joe likes my ass so much.....that he posts it often just to see it...........




freak

in actuality, fly has two butt-cracks, but pj would never post that pic...

When Flyman posted a pic of himself with large zucchini, Unclephil had flashbacks to his days as a child on the farm. Seems his particular chore was to measure the circumference of each zucchini harvested-by dropping his trousers and....oh my, must I go on?

ng likes to stalk poor 'ol phil and fly here..........i'm thinkin' she's actually the chick that sits at the petro canada gas station every morning at 5 am,and tries to bum a smoke or a ride offa me......


the gall eh!!!

Fly stops at 5am every morning at the petro canada station to flash his double-crack bum and yells, "Wanna ride this, Baby? I'm smokin!!!" Unfortunately, after nights of weed and rock'n'roll, he thinks that 75 year-old man in the rocking chair is me...

damn..........you even got the freakin' rockin' chair right...........pretty freaky!!!!


ng,unfortunately is quite delusional.........she figures we (as in phil and I)...don't see the game that has been put forth.........we (as in phil and I).....know that she is either here(my place) or there (phil's place) with videocams,digicams,audio,....and full blow recording of our whole lives.........


*damn dear,...........can i see the tapes too?*

fly anticipates ng's taping sessions by greasing himself all over with cooking spray and then rolling in chocolate sprinkles.
You all know where he gets the whipped 'cream' from to put on top, right? ;)

and fre supplies the "cherry...", if ya know what i mean...

Phil supplies the spoon....if ya know what I mean.....

ng has been known to sleep in her "cruiser," if ya know what i mean...

phil's main obbsession is sewing (by hand) sleeper jammies in the passenger side of his corvette.

with three dog night on the radio...........a.m. radio too i might add.

flyman is actually addicted to smoking Chinese Cabbage then watching taped episodes of the Jackie Chan cartoons and screaming sexual innuendoes at the television in an exceedingly poor Chinese accent...

Jeez...that's no secret :lol:



Really though, the only thing SpoilSport has spoiled lately, were his new suede panties.

Spoiled or soiled, take your pick.

Paddyjoe: Enjoys writing erotic StarWars fiction. :thumbsup:

Which narf! likes to act out the parts of while wearing Spoil's soiled suede panties that flyman just finished using for a seed sorter.

Triple play! *bam!*

fre really did model the sleeper jammies in my avatar before he dressed marilyn with them...

What unc. p. doesn't know is, Marilyn slipped inside with me in those extremely stretchy pair of jammies.
Good manufacturing job, phil. ;)

PJ told me that Fremen is also a card carrying member of Uncle Phil's Good Gay Club. not only that, but he's the Clubs secretary.
interestingly, and once again from PJ, it was Fremen's veto vote that blocked Flyman, Bernie, Munky and ngdawg from joining the club earlier this year.

Bundy once spilt a cold beer.
Then cried for three solid hours.

crack once did the splits for three solid hours while crying in his beer...

Femen spills the water of his enemies with his crisknife upon the the Arakeen sand.

bp watches fre spill that water...

Unclephil spilled the wine
He did not, however, take that pearl....

ngdawg is my evil, yet much more attractive twin :)

(spend some time with us in chat - you'll see)

Maleficent has a fifth chamber in her oversized heart that pumps a rare, colorless, odorless, tasteless, unreactive Xenon based gas. At this date, I am still unsure why. It requires further study.

many would doubt that I had a heart to begin with... :D

Come on! They said reveal a secret. Everyone knows you have don't have a heart:P

http://www.christmaslibrary.ca/grinch/clipart/heart.gif

Jg wears her heart on her sleeve...

uncle phil wears teletubbies underwear :(