bundy has a lot of experience from whence he speaks.

But when bundy finally does change them, Fremen happily washes them out with Dove, and neatly hangs them to dry, over the shower rod...

Unoaman really only knows women... unoawoman....

Bentley is one broke guy....he keeps giving away his fortune 2 cents at a time

ShaniFaye still keeps her cash in a cigar box...under the bed...inside a small trunk...with a rattlesnake inside the trunk...

Uncle Phil has been in my bedroom, tied up under the bed but NOT in the trunk

Shanifaye doesn't realize that Uncle Phil told me how hard he tried to untie himself, but he didn't mention getting into a trunk, funny.......

couldn't, because uno was already in there..."charming" his snake...

Uncle Phil never told uno he was watching him :o

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Sue doesn't know that Uno kinda wishes Uncle Phil had told him...sometimes thats hot...cides, U.P. might have learned something!

uno is just plain ol' bent and twisted.


like a pretzel.......yeah,that's it.

fly only eats those little bent and twisted pretzels with wobbly pops...same as me...

(oops...whammied myself...)

Just like you like em flyman?...a little salty like a pretzel, and bent just a little (ie:which way do you dress...tilted Nonsense)

yes you did......




uncle phil is really dr. phil.....but he needed an internet name so that people wouldn't know he was givin' advice on the sleeper jammies.

fly, fly, he's our man, nobody tokes a quirly like our buzzed buddy can...


:p

Fremen petitioned the U. S. Olympic Committee to send him to Athens as the official salami sandwich maker.

But they refused, fearing he would grind it up, and make his meat loaf.




Left that door wide open for somebody!

/me sneaks through, then closes it before uno can escape his favorite asylum...

uncle phil likes locking up the loonies & throwing away the key.

Uncle Phil should hang on to that key...it may also unlock the trunk full of money that Shanifaye keeps under her bed...

unoaman really means Uncle Phil should hang on to the key for dear life because the snake in that trunk is hiding compromising pictures of him and unoaman

ShaniFaye can swallow things larger than her head.

strange but true. Giant Hamburger is a vegetarian.
if you look closely, you'll notice a distinct orangishness about his meatiness.
yeah. too far many carrots' lives have been lost due GH's never ending quest for carotene.

bern eats meat.........she once had a rabbitt,that one day wasn't with us anymore..........hello....stew anyone?



(damn bern,.....sorry but it's all i had right now?)

fly likes to grill his meat.
His wife is tired of the grill-marks. ;)

You say flyman likes to grill HIS meat? Whats he like to do with yours? Oh, and his wife is also tired of trying to wash out the skid marks...

uno.........see.........works at the local stop'n'wash........you know...the laundry mat.


my li'l woman takes my ginch there on thursdays at noon.

guess who has to wash them?

hahaha...gotta admit FM...you're hard to beat, but something tells me that I'm just the boy to try it...

I didn't realize you knew I worked at the local "stop'n'wash. And as part of my job, I have to wash whatever comes in , regardless of how disgusting. But do you know how long it takes to do a load, even of YOUR stuff? And have you ever figured out how long your "woman" is at the laundry? Put a pencil to it, and then see who's grinning!

good one..........



uno used to be the lead singer for supertramp......


his fav song to sing was "Dreamer"




and pencils are for people who aren't sure...........i use a pen!!!!

Thanks Fly, comming from you , thats a hell of a compliment.

Gonna drop the wife / girlfriend / woman part now, knowing us It could get out of hand, and this is too much fun to ruin.

Didn't know you were a Supertramp fan, glad you like our music. In case you're ever lookin for a job, my head carpenter Martin Hodgson joined the Foreigh Legion, and we will be hiring a new one. Only thing is that when you are marking boards to cut, we insist that you use a pencil, not a pen...

uno hums all the tunes he finds in the "flyman" thread...usually when he can't find any cartoons to read in the john...

Nobody loves a "hummer" more than Uno, and on the rare occassion that he can't find any cartoons, he intently gazes at the 8 X10 glossy of Uncle Phil on the opposite wall...only for inspiration for the job at hand you understand.

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good one U.P.

........you meant to say......"for the job at hands" right.....?

cuz i'm damn sure it was you that told me.....if you sit on your left hand for a while,....it will go numb.

then.......when you whack your johnson...it's like someone else doin' it for ya.



(oh yeah.........whilst lookin' at 8X10 glossies of phil.......)




..........*that'd be a double i'd say*..........

It's a double for sure...keep that up, and you might get to third base someday...

Flyman...it doesn't go entirely numb, but close enough that with a little imagination it makes it feel so good... just like when you are doing it for me.

By the way, that isn't an 8 X 10 glossy...it's a one way mirror, cause U.P. likes to watch you in action too...

*****sports fans, there are two doubles in a row!*****

uno really wants to get into my brain...to see where i come up with the marketing genius for sleeper jammies...

uncle phil still dresses his G.I.Joe collection in sleeper jammies.

Paddyjoe doesn't really care about the sleeper jammies, he's just jealous of Uncle Phil's extensive collection...

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uno thinks i make them for G. I. Joe dolls...(hehe, boy is he wrong...)

Wow, unless I totally missed Uncle Phil's point...he has some really little people wearing his crotchless Jammies...(note to self, probably not worth reporting, but keep an eye on little Sarah when Uncle Phil is around)

Uno plays Uno... :o