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an accident waiting to happen = me in the kitchen
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me in the kitchen = never gonna happen
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never gonna happen = me graduating from this place
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me graduating from this place = 7 year plan
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7 year plan = Better than the 7 year itch
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Better than the 7 year itch = Happy Birthday Mr. President
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Happy Birthday Mr. President = stealin' my song
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stealin' my song = I thought my shower was private
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I thought my shower was private = Landlord makes a little extra money posting pics on the interweb
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Landlord makes a little extra money posting pics on the interweb = t3h gay pr0n!!!!1
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t3h gay pr0n!!!!1 = n00b
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n00b = l337 wannabe
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l337 wannabe = what the fuck?
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"well it all began the day i met paddyjoe" = 3 weeks worth of antibiotics
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3 weeks worth of antibiotics = Tijuana post-mortem
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Tijuana post-mortem = Organs sold at a little taco stand to both american transplant patients and unsuspecting tourists
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Organs sold at a little taco stand to both american transplant patients and unsuspecting tourists = we're not talking about the organs played at baseball games
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"whatever bern said" = play ball...
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play ball = my very first prOn experience
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my very first prOn experience = what "out of it tonight" uncle phil says tomorrow morning
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joe's best friend = Cobra Commander
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Cobra Commander = Going for $26.00 on Ebay
No kidding http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...968577291&rd=1 |
Going for $26.00 on Ebay = NWT Pink BABY PHAT Cinch Sak
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...758895608&rd=1 |
NWT Pink BABY PHAT Cinch Sak = popular with teenage mothers
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popular with teenage mothers = food stamps
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food stamps = not just for people on welfare
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not just for people on welfare = low intellect
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low intellect = a favorite companion of the poorly informed
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a favorite companion of the poorly informed = a vote
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a vote = what I am not getting as the most recently active TFP member
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what I am not getting as the most recently active TFP member = respect
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respect = Aretha Franklin
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Aretha Franklin = The Queen of Soul
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bernadette = one extra "e"
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one extra 'e' = large bowl of alphabet soup
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large bowl of alphabet soup = guaranteed carpet stain
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guaranteed carpet stain = sex on the crimson wave
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sex on the crimson wave = lube au naturale
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lube au naturale = enough to make madame culnane cringe
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a fart in church on mothers day = there can be no better place
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there can be no better place = home in bed
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home in bed = I'm sick
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I'm sick = I am at work anyway
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I am at work anyway = underpaid
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underpaid = game tester
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game tester = not as glamorous as it sounds
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not as glamorous as it sounds = stripping (read Jenna Jameson's autobiography)
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stripping (read Jenna Jameson's autobiography) = eyes wide open
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eyes wide open = eyes wide shut
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eyes wide shut = sleep
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sleep = I should be at work
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I should be at work = work is where you go not what you do
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work is where you go not what you do = be an art major, then it's both
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be an art major, then it's both = degree in conceptual art guarantees it's neither.
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degree in conceptual art guarantees it's neither = or both
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or both = lotsa hardwork & good fortune
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lotsa hardwork & good fortune = the waiter in a chinese restaurant gets a complimentary fortune cookie
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the waiter in a chinese restaurant gets a complimentary fortune cookie = hard work pays
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hard work pays = Not necessarily true in the real world
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Not necessarily true in the real world = dreams become true
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dreams become true = if you live in Disneyland
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if you live in Disneyland = u work in disneyland
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u work in disneyland = U must score with the chick who plays cinderella
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U must score with the chick who plays cinderella = better than scoring with the dude from neverland.
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better than scoring with the dude from neverland = anything
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anything = what I was told I could become when I was young
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what I was told I could become when I was young = An amount equal to nothing
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an amount equal to nothing = my ex
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my ex = I'm finding out was everyones ex
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I'm finding out was everyones ex = slow ride...sleazy...
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slow ride...sleazy... = used car & its salesman
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used car & its salesman = my buddy's yugo
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my buddy's yugo = the butt of many jokes
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the butt of many jokes = Michael Jackson
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Michael Jackson = smooth criminal
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smooth criminal = Danny Ocean
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Danny Ocean = Frankie wannabe
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Frankie wannabe = Count Chocula
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Count Chocula = Fruit Loops
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paddyjoe = garbage plate
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garbage plate = that freakin' all-night place in rochester
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that freakin' all-night place in rochester = fuzzy memories the next morning
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fuzzy memories the next morning = an evening ay flyman's house
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an evening at flyman's house = a nasty coors lite headache
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a nasty coors lite headache = a serious waste of money
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a serious waste of money = dinner for the ex girlfriend last night...
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dinner for the ex girlfriend last night = last ditch effort at pity sex
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last ditch effort at pity sex = par for the married man's course
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par for the married man's course = 1 course hungry man dinner
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1 course hungry man dinner = Tobasco HOT sauce in hand.
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Tobasco HOT sauce in hand = splck is about to shuck a pile of oysters
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