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saut nearby = what's that smell?
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"what's that smell?" = hit new reality tv series
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hit new reality tv series = cancelled
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cancelled = my cable because the hit old reality tv series wasn't
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my cable because the hit old reality tv series wasn't = something Yoda would say
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something Yoda would say = "do or do not, there is no try"
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"do or do not, there is no try" = something vince lombardi would have said
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something vince lombardi would have said = go packers!
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go packers! = teamster motto?
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teamster motto? = We buy senators and ship them for less!
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We buy senators and ship them for less! = ancient Roman mafia
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ancient Roman mafia = precursors to the borgias
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precursors to the borgias = flour, water and possibly chicken
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flour, water and possibly chicken = shake and bake
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shake and bake = lazy man's extravagent dinner
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lazy man's extravagant dinner = no money until next Thursday
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no money until next thursday = I will gladly pay you thursday for a hamburger today
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= fuck off you cheap bastard....... |
fuck off you cheap bastard = hi boss
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hi boss = your fired
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you're fired = It happens to Fred Flintstone every day
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It happens to Fred Flintstone every day = same old shit, just a different day
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same old shit, just a different day = cleaning out the cats' litter box
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cleaning out the cats' litter box = Some work that a dog will do for you.
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some work that a dog will do for you = urban legend involving peanut butter
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urban legend involving peanut butter = not so urban legend
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not so urban legend = Johnny Appleseed
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Johnny Appleseed = A name to base a good porn name on
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A name to base a good porn name on = Dirk Diggler
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= gravedigger |
gravedigger = pays more than you think
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pays more than you think = pimpin' ain't easy
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= show me the money |
show me the money = please be my agent
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please be my agent = 007
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007 = james bond
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James Bond = Kick ass
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kick ass = angry donkey
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angry donkey = Kerry after Bush won Re-election
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Kerry after Bush won Re-election = still employed, strangely enough
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still employed, strangely enough = impotent pornstar
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impotent pornstar = fluffer
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fluffer = someone who attempts to speak with a mouth full of marshmallows
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someone who attempts to speak with a mouth full of marshmallows = disgusting
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disgusting = mayo and corn as the sole toppings of a pizza (a Japanese staple)
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mayo and corn as the sole toppings of a pizza (a Japanese staple) = Roll it up and call it a tex mex burrito
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Roll it up and call it a tex mex burrito = Yo' Ma we hit another possum.
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Yo' Ma we hit another possum = why them critters so damn dumb?
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why them critters so damn dumb = skwerlz are hangin' round flyman's backyard agin...
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time to start plumpin' them up = girl lost weight and her boobs shrank
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girl lost weight and her boobs shrank = hooray! burn the damn bra!!!
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hooray! burn the damn bra = satisfied male bystander during feminist parade
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satisfied male bystander during feminist parade = the guy with the sloppy grin
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the guy with the sloppy grin = bill clinton
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bill clinton = chohiba cigars
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chohiba cigars = whatever melts your butter
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whatever melts your butter = propane torch
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my tool of the trade = access diver
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access diver = good to have during sneaking mission
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good to have during sneaking mission = Secret Squirrels Secret Sneaking Gadgets
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Secret Squirrels Secret Sneaking Gadgets = invisible nuts
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invisible nuts = a really really cold winter's day
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a really really cold winter's day = about 50* F where I live
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about 50*F where I live = about -40C where I live
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about -40C where I live = when hubby gets really really mad at me...
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(thankfully it's mostly warm sunny days at our house!)
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when hubby gets really really mad at me... = It hits me! I did not marry a man
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it hits me! i did not marry a man = never getting drunk in vegas again
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never getting drunk in vegas again = 500$ more in my pocket.
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500$ more in my pocket. = not likely to happen soon
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not likely to happen soon = me going back to france :(
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me going back to france = in a heartbeat
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hookin' up with phil and joe for some wobbly pops = wish I knew what that meant
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wish I knew what that meant = wobbly pops/ brewskies/ cerveza/ beer! bElch. what?
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Bern Knows... = The Secret ingredient in Chilli
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The Secret ingredient in Chilli = cumin, dawg, it's cumin
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cumin, dawg, it's cumin = title of a movie I once rented
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title of a movie I once rented = Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels = davy crockett in disney's alamo
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davy crockett in disney's alamo = blood and foam padding all over the place
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blood and foam padding all over the place = loose buckles on the straight jacket
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loose buckles on the straight jacket = the secret to the magician's favorite escape trick
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the secret to the magicians's favorite escape trick = musculature
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musculature= steroid doping
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= fucking cheaters |
fucking cheaters = anyone better than me
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anyone better than me = where?
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where? = more importantly, how?
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how?= now brown cow
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now brown cow = fresh chocolate milk
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fresh chocolate milk = what's left in the bowl after eating count chocula
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what's left in the bowl after eating count chocula = a spoon
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a spoon = not really there, neo
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not really there, neo = ichabod crane
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ichabod crane = guys without heads riding horses
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guys without heads riding horses = an accident waiting to happen
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