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something i wont consume = rotten eggs and curdled milk
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rotten eggs and curdled milk = good breakfast for enemies
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good breakfast for enemies=knuckle sandwich
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knuckle sandwich = its coming your way
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its coming your way = Ozzfest 2004
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Ozzfest 2004 = A few more kiddies losing their hearing
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A few more kiddies losing their hearing = the clowns in hondas on saturday night at mickey dee's
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obnoxious assholes=courtesy callers
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courtesy callers = jehovahs witnesses
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jehovahs witnesses = I don't respond to their knocks.
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I don't respond to their knocks= Mean people suck
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Mean people suck = Nature abhors a vacuum
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Nature abhors a vacuum = damn hoover
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hangover remedy=don't drink too much
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don't drink too much = moderation
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midget's playing basketball = a all white basketball team
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an all white basketball = something you wont see in the NBA
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balance = having a line of coke with your orange juice
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having a line of coke with your orange juice = getting ready to face the day with a smile
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getting ready to face the day with a smile= having coffee
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having coffee = something i do at least 5 times a day.
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something I do at least 5 times a day = gargle with battery acid
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gargle with battery acid=sore throat
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sore throat = necrotizing fasciitis
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necrotizing fasciitis = some damn fancy medical term I'm too lazy to look up.
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some damn fancy medical term I'm too lazy to look up = The technical term for blue balls
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The technical term for blue-balls = sllab-eulb rof mret lacinhcet ehT
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sllab-eulb rof mret lacinhcet ehT = I need a mirror to read this
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i need a mirror to read this = madam im adam
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madam im adam = Ten animals I slam in a net
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Ten animals I slam in a net = A great Block party & BBQ
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come on over=B.C. Here we come!
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BC Here we come= Bob Costas, look out!
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Bob Costas look out = People have figured out that people getting paid millions to talk about people getting paid millions for doing nothing useful is a damn shame.
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People have figured out that people getting paid millions to talk about people getting paid millions for doing nothing useful is a damn shame = is there another oprah clone?
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