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hard = boned!! :crazy::crazy:
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:thumbsup: boned = chewable :D
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Vitamins!!
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nutrients.
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nutrients = nuts
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nutritious...(unless you're allergic)
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Hamburgers.
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(I don't get it) - McDonalds
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McDonalds = The Food Equivalent of Cubic Zirconia
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Twinkies = homosexual porn starlets
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the WTFAW tribe = corporal agarn's nemesis
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= whoever he imagined it to be.
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= heartless
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= mean-spirited
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mean-spirited = spirit of Christmas past
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= trapped in chains forever.
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= Hell (liberal conceptualisation)
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(there's that ess again!)
hell = the inferno |
Inferno = Burn Baby Burn
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= another odd sentiment.
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another odd sentiment = if at first you don't succeed, get out of the mothafuckin kitchen
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= ebonics with an interesting twist
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ebonics with an interesting twist = One part the Führer, one part the pope, the invetable return of the great white dope
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= Hi - po - potamus? (I dunno!)
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(I dunno either.)
Hi-po-potamus = medically provided marijuana for the masses. (Soma, soma, soma!) |
medically provided marijuana for the masses = welcome to california
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welcome to california = good luck!
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= growing medicinal mary jane in California....... |
growing medicinal mary jane in California = a good dream to have
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a good dream to have = a wet one.
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a wet one = brand of moisturizing napkins
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Brand Of Moisturising napkins = Kleenex
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Kleenex = place where most babies end up
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Kleenex = tissues
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Tissues = biological building blocks
(I don't get the baby thing) |
um...masturbation...anyways
biological building blocks = DNA |
DNA = proving "who's your daddy?"
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proving "who's your daddy" = common hobby of daytime TV
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= inciting fights between family members onstage, on live television
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inciting fights between family members onstage, on live television = generally reserved for people from the southern states (no offence everyone)
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generally reserved for people from the southern states (no offence everyone)
= chitlins and collared greens with apologies included. |
chitlins and collard (correct spelling xD) greens with apologies included = talking vegetables?
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(Sorry, _fire, I never use a spell checker...heh)
talking vegetables = impossibilities |
Impossibilities = Getting a man to understand the real issue behind the toilet seat controversy
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(Who invented toilet seats, anyway?)
Getting a man to understand the real issue behind the toilet seat controversy = another sexist issue. |
another sexist issue = the typical dismissal of the male who doesn't understand the real story behind sexist issues
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the typical dismissal of the male who doesn't understand the real story behind sexist issues = something I would do
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something I would do = dismissing sexist issues because sexism sucks.
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dismissing sexist issues because sexism sucks = a huge truth known to surprisingly few
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a huge truth known to surprisingly few = valuable uncommon knowledge.
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valuable uncommon knowledge = TEQUILA!
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Tequila = Clothing eraser
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Clothing eraser = the hot summer sun
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the hot summer sun = ideal weather for TEQUILA!
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ideal weather for TEQUILA! = any weather!
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any weather = beats the alternative
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(waits to see if someone will take the bait on "beats the alternative", so tempting...)
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(I personally got nothing, lol go for it Sharon)
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so someone lets the circle be broken?
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beats the alternative = wanking with sex toys
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wanking with sex toys = something I've yet to experience
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(wanking with sex toys = something I've yet to experience) = a crying shame especially if you're a girl
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a crying shame especially if you're a girl = not being able to coordinate your clothing. (MSU)
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Not being able to coordinate your clothing = A symptom of colourblindness or lack of style
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A symptom of colourblindness or lack of style = social dysfunctionality
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social dysfunctionality = GeeDub
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= reverse of budeeg
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geedub fo esrever
provides no sound basis for haiku! |
= or nuculer disaster
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or nucular disaster = Mispronouncing armageddon.
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= I'm a gettin'
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I'm a gettin' = opposite of i'm not a gettin'
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opposite of i'm not a gettin' = i'm not a puttin'
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i'm not a puttin = i'm not a golfin'
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i'm not a golfin' = I'm not a dolphin.
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= affirmations of a killer whale
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= the names dick........moby dick |
the names dick........moby dick = Herman Melville + Ian Fleming
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Herman Melville + Ian Fleming = an interesting duo, unseparated by time anymore.
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an interesting duo, unseparated by time anymore = bruce wayne and dick grayson
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bruce wayne and dick grayson = popular plays on words.
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popular plays on words = "double-clicking her mouse"
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(heh)
"double-clicking her mouse" = ending up someplace unwanted. |
Ending up someplace unwanted = adventures of the buttplug that didn't know when to stop
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= YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING>
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING> = That was the best post of this thread.
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= it's all about the ass |
it's all about the ass = Charlatans favorite book
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Charlatans favourite book = The Kama Anal Sutra
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The Kama Anal Sutra = vatsayana's back-door romance novel
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vatsayana's back-door romance novel = how to sodomize a millionaire in 50 days on an island in the mediterranean
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= feed joe many,many guiness |
feed joe many,many guiness = watching a fly get crushed in photoshop
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watching a fly get crushed in photoshop = sufficiently bizarre
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sufficiently bizarre = joe in a toilet-paper gown
(you really, really had to be there...) |
= maybe frightening from the back.
(= I wish I had been, in a way...) |
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= joe's hairline..........:D *and i don't have much more than him so i can say that* :oogle: |
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