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= cuz you fuckin' better not be!!!! |
cuz you fuckin' better not be!!!! = answering the phone while taking a dump
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answering the phone while taking a dump = one of few situations where you'll hear a ring and a splash at close to the same time
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one of few situations where you'll hear a ring and a splash at close to the same time = a lifeguard on speed-dial
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a lifeguard on speed-dial = uncle phils obsession with viagra and stop watches...
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uncle phils obsession with viagra and stop watches... = a degree flaunting monkey in an over-priced suit
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A degree flaunting monkey in an overpriced suit = Kevin Trudeau
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Kevin Trudeau = a telemarketer's nightmare
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a telemarketer's nightmare = this guy
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this guy = sharp cookie
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Sharp cookie = cut tongue
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cut tongue = snake
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snake = barbeque
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BBQ= red sauce
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red sauce = heart burn
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heart burn=rollaids
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rollaids = flyman's cureall
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flyman's cureall=peace
Apparently |
peace
Apparently = a step down from two parents |
Peace is apparently a step down from two parents = custody battle
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custody battle = the israeli conflict
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the israeli conflict = mashed potatoes
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mashed potatoes = giving dan quayle fits
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Dan Quayle = Pheasent
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Pheasent = misspelled bird
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misspelled bird = bad indigestion
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bad indigestion = mop
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mop = Lennon's head
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Lennon's head = Lemon Bread http://www.backofthebox.com/recipes/...-tea-bread.jpg
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Lemon bread = concentrated humping
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concentrated humping = orgy
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orgy = an organization groupie
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an orginization groupie = people who watch too much TLC
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people who watch too much TLC- flaming homosexuals
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flaming homosexuals = NSYNC
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NSYNC = sympatico
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sympatico = nice
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= a warm pussy. :thumbsup: |
a warm pussy = something you can rely on
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something you can rely on = Yoda
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= with you,the force is |
with you,the force is = ate a large burrito
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= "BRAP"........excuse me. |
"Brap" ............excuse me = polite
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polite = charming
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charming = eloquent
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eloquent = a character in a Jane Austen novel
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a character in a Jane Austen novel = mr. bennet
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equals
Mr. Bennett = Tony
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tony = saprano
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saprano = alta
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alta=do you mean alto? :p
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do you mean alto? = do you mean soprano?
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do you mean saprano? = reasonable question
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Wanna fuck? = Prostitute
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Prostitue = Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton= bad speller and totally naive of the real world
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bad speller and totally naive of the real world = many of today's college graduates I interview for jobs
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many of today's college graduates I interview for jobs = lazy
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= all the bastards i work with. * lazy mother fuckers* |
all the bastards i work with = me, myself & I
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= great sex. :thumbsup: |
great sex = women
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women = the distaff side
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the distaff side = flax
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flax = something I don't look forward to having to eat
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something I don't look forward to having to eat = liver and onions
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liver and onions = too much iron
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= buy a new shirt. |
buy a new shirt = and get a hair cut, hippie!
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and get a hair-cut, hippie! = Richard Nixon
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Richard Nixon = tricky Dick
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= dirty dick and the trojan test pilots....... |
dirty dick and the trojan test pilots....... = Great garage band name
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Great garage band name = the beach boys
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= good vibrations |
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Kentucky Derby (the pounding of the hooves and rumbling of the ground) = brings many men down to their knees (and financial ruin)
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wives or SOs = long term investment
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long term investment = flyman busting my ass
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= it IS all about the ass. |
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is that a pastor? = collecting donations?
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collecting donations? = isn't that what a sperm bank is for?
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isn't that what a sperm bank is for? = defeat
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= the agony of athletes de feet |
the agony of athletes de feet = tolerance
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tolerance = peace
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Peace = a quiet Friday night with a cig and a beer
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a quiet friday night with a cig and a beer = married for 30 years
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married for 30 years = my sister and her husband
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my sister and her husband = still married
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still married = no sex
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= lost both hands in a mill accident. |
lost both hands in a mill accident = drip dry
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drip dry = all the towels are in the dryer
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all the towels are in the dryer = gotta know when to fold 'em
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