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and keep 'em comin'=the girls of Vivid Video
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the girls of Vivid Video = :thumbsup:
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:thumbsup: = way to go
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way to go = forward
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forward = Antoine Walker
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Antoine Walker = A movie I have not seen
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A movie I have not seen = Chasing Amy
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A movie I have not seen = Jurassic Park
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Jurassic Park = The world's oldest nature preserve
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The world's oldest nature preserve = an ocean
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an ocean = deep blue sea
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More skipped posts. C'mon people, it's not that difficult.
deep blue sea = crappy shark film |
crappy shark film = Jaws
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Jaws = soundtrack by the extremely talented John Williams
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soundtrack by the extremely talented John Williams = music
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music = candy for the ears
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candy for the ears = sticky ear lobes
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fucked in the head = flyman's Fucked in the Head Thread
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flyman's thread = peverted voyeuristic bastard
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peverted voyeuristic bastard = the average tfp member (see total # of members vs. # of members that actually post)
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the average tfp member = broke college student
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broke college student = those were the good old days
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fuck the past,it's over with,i ain't done with today = trying to cram a little more tfp in before going to bed
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trying to cram a little more tfp in before going to bed = you too?
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you too=Bono
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= same here....... |
Bono = Elton John's Sunglass collector
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Elton John's Sunglass collector = somebody who needs a new hobby
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somebody who needs a new hobby = Michael Jackson
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Michael Jackson = freak
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freak = belongs in a cage?
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belongs in a cage = Bubba's bitch
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Bubba's bitch = pink Cadillac
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pink Cadillac = Mary Kay
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Mary Kay = Bloom County's cute little bunny getting it's eyes burned out by chemicals
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Bloom County's cute little bunny getting it's eyes burned out by chemicals=School children staring at the solar eclipse
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School children staring at the solar eclipse = will be learning braille soon
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will be learning braille soon = The World News sensation Bat Boy
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The World News sensation Bat Boy=Anna Nichole Smith's next husband
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Anna Nichol Smith's next husband = Enjoy it while you can
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Enjoy it while you can = Ice cream on a hot summer's day
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An ice cold wobbly pop = I believe I'll have another!
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I beleive I'll have another = Thank you, Sir!
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Thank you, sir! = Working overtime...again
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Working overtime...again = not I
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not = incorrect spelling of the word 'knot'
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incorrect spelling of the word 'knot' = naught
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naught = less than 1
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less than 1 = number of legs on a chicken's egg
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= scrambled or poached |
scrambled or poached = a way not to eat salmn and a way to eat salmon
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a way not to eat salmn and a way to eat salmon = it was the salmon mousse
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it was the salmon mousse - what made my hair look "fishy..."
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what made my hair look "fishy..." = a date with Charlie the Tuna
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A date with Charlie the Tuna = A clever ploy to make the Chicken of the Sea mermaid jealous
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A clever ploy to make the Chicken of the Sea mermaid jealous = Shh! Ariel (the Little Mermaid) is getting implants
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Shh! Ariel (the Little Mermaid) is getting implants = hottest Disney character ever
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hottest Disney character ever = where would your peener go?
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where would your peener go = wherever it wants to
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the place the fuckin' dog goes after she jumped the gate = The nearest pile of stink to roll around in
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The nearest pile of stink to roll around in = a dead rat
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a dead rat = one of two main ingredients in oriental fast food
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one of two main ingredients in oriental fast food = That wasn't chicken
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That wasn't chicken=Roof Rabbit
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Roof Rabbit = Rabbit's don't fiddle on a hot tin roof
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Rabbit's don't fiddle on a hot tin roof = No hare high in the air
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No hare high in the air = shaved stewardesses?
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shaved stewardesses = flying "united..."
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flying "united..." = Holding hands and singing Kumbaya while on an airplane
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Holding hands and singing Kumbaya while on an airplane=2 minutes to impact
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snap = enlightenment
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can you say refresh????
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not a good scene = emo
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emo = too scared to be real punk
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too scared to be real punk = Poseur
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Poseur = deadly insult back in highschool
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deadly insult back in highschool = A/V geek
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A/V geek = paid video game beta tester
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paid video game beta tester = first guy to walk into the arcade
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first guy to walk into the arcade = remembers when pinball was a dime
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remembers when pinball was a dime= remembers bell bottoms
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remembers bell bottoms = remembers pedal pushers
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remembers pedal pushers = didn't do enough drugs
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= whadda ya' mean man? |
whadda ya' mean man = Whatever are you talking about my good fellow.
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Whatever are you talking about my good fellow = huh?
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huh? = Communication Breakdown
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Communication Breakdown = "What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
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"What we've got here is a faulure to communicate" = relationship counselour's advice
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relationship counselour's advice = tripe
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tripe = nature's chewing gum
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nature's chewing gum = giant clam
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giant clam=loose women
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loose woman = saut nearby
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