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pizza = anchovies.
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anchovies = like eating and eyebrow
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like eating an eyebrow = licking your elbow.
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licking your elbow = fondling your pinky
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fondling your pinky= Brains' favorite pastime
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= killing cells |
killing cells = a night out with the fly
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killing cells= chemotherapy
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= a morning-after full of pain |
morning after full of pain= hangover or childbirth (can we do multiple choice on weekends?)
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take whatever you want = A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all cartoonishly busty, indubitably naked, highly skilled, and lusting after me.
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= a night out with paddyjoe |
a night out with paddyjoe = beer, pizza, bourbon, and a camera in a motel room
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beer, pizza, bourbon, and a camera in a motel room = a nice time to invite tophat's girlfriends
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a nice time to invite tophat's girlfriends = right about now.
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= the funk soul brother |
the funk soul brother = UNCLE PHIL!!!
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= The Wise Sage.
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= i've had so much to drink that my eyeballs are swimming |
i've had so much to drink that my eyeballs are swimming = i had sex with my g/f's sister.
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i had sex with my g/f's sister = Measurable jump in FTD stock
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measurable jump in FTD stock= 9-11 ( most respect intended)
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9-11 = 1/3 of Rudy Guliani's vocabulary
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Who the hell is Rudy Guliani?
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They just don't know = Sgt. Schultz and his minions
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= eessssss germaaaan.......... |
eessssss germaaaan....... = Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Ja? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Stieler%29.jpg |
Johann Wolgang von Goethe = Overflowing with Soul.
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Overflowing with Soul = stoned soul picnic
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= sounds like my kinda picnic |
sounds like my kinda picnic = bobbing consumptionary delight
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bobbing cunsumtionary delight = the ultimate apple.
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The ultimate apple = Adam's.
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= mmmmmm liquor |
mmmmmm liquor = party mode
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mmmmmm liquor = liquid damnation.
(Love you, Fly) |
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= jack daniels Quote:
right back at ya' baby :thumbsup: |
Jack Daniels = Perfect for when the Maker's Mark is all gone
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Bellybutton = Good name for a Band....(You made my day Jetee)
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Good name for a band = Rod Bacillus and the Streptones (For a medical school house band.)
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Rod Bacillus and the Streptones = The RNA Mirrorettes.
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Us = Deities.
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Deities = The big beard in the sky, his fractious fry, and a giant pasta demiurge.
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= A bib.
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A bib = A scheme to make new parents by both food and clothing
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= made in China
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Made in China = Just about anything you could pay twice as much for in Europe and have it last five times longer.
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= Escorts ?
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Escorts = Hookers working toward a degree.
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= Auspicious
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= An election won by the winner.
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= staged |
staged = Life is but of
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oh man i soooo wanna post a pic of my ass........... sorry.......carry on:paranoid: Life is but of |
Life is but of = Brownian movement of minds and bodies.
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= Mime
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mime=quiet
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quiet = sounds of silence
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= nothing |
nothing = sacred
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sacred = last cookie
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last cookie = Aunt Petunia's fruitcake macaroons.
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Aunt Petunia's fruitcake macaroons = "where's the pepto?"
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Where's the pepto= Acid, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Diarrhea
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Acid, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Diarrhea = fear because of lapsed health insurance
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= we'll get through this |
we'll get through this = searching for the light at the end of the tunnel
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searching for the light at the end of the tunnel = Extreme Trainspotting
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= really ill.......sick-boy |
really ill.......sick-boy = It's a gift
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= beer consumption :D |
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a fine pastime for generations = Whack-a-mole
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Whack-a mole = Cringing on the riding lawnmower
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Cringing on the riding lawnmower = A stone sails toward the picture window
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A stone sails toward the picture window = Kiss my allowance goodbye.
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Kiss my allowance goodbye = On sale today: 10 dollar lapdances
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On sale today: 10 dollar lapdances = Dry cleaning bill
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Dry cleaning bill = Monica's blue
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Monica's blue = Bill's cream
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= eewwwwwwwww:oogle: |
eewwwwwwwww = A very big, but somewhat scrambled, female sheep
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A very big, but somewhat scrambled, female sheep = A perfect masturbatory tool for a terrorist
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A perfect masturbatory tool for a terrorist = Burkha Busting Bosoms 3: Boobs over Baghdad
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I failed to see her first = vehicular manslaughter
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vehicular manslaughter = got run over by a bus
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= gang fights |
gang fights = An exciting new take on the Iowa Caucuses
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an exiting new take on the Iowa caucuses = locusts
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Locusts = Why the Friday Morning bagels disappear so fast
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