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ring 11-16-2007 09:11 AM

pizza = anchovies.

Tophat665 11-16-2007 09:13 AM

anchovies = like eating and eyebrow

ring 11-16-2007 09:28 AM

like eating an eyebrow = licking your elbow.

paddyjoe 11-17-2007 06:06 AM

licking your elbow = fondling your pinky

ring 11-17-2007 07:44 AM

fondling your pinky= Brains' favorite pastime

Fly 11-17-2007 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
Brains' favorite pastime



= killing cells

paddyjoe 11-17-2007 10:58 AM

killing cells = a night out with the fly

ring 11-17-2007 11:02 AM

killing cells= chemotherapy

uncle phil 11-17-2007 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
a night out with the fly


= a morning-after full of pain

ring 11-17-2007 02:22 PM

morning after full of pain= hangover or childbirth (can we do multiple choice on weekends?)

Ourcrazymodern? 11-17-2007 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
hangover or childbirth (can we do multiple choice on weekends?)

= take whatever you want.

Tophat665 11-17-2007 07:37 PM

take whatever you want = A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all cartoonishly busty, indubitably naked, highly skilled, and lusting after me.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-17-2007 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all cartoonishly busty, indubitably naked, highly skilled, and lusting after me.

= a daydream and a nightmare at the same time.

Fly 11-18-2007 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
a daydream and a nightmare at the same time.



= a night out with paddyjoe

uncle phil 11-18-2007 03:26 AM

a night out with paddyjoe = beer, pizza, bourbon, and a camera in a motel room

paddyjoe 11-18-2007 07:04 AM

beer, pizza, bourbon, and a camera in a motel room = a nice time to invite tophat's girlfriends

Tophat665 11-18-2007 07:13 AM

a nice time to invite tophat's girlfriends = right about now.

Fly 11-18-2007 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
right about now.



= the funk soul brother

paddyjoe 11-18-2007 09:14 AM

the funk soul brother = UNCLE PHIL!!!




:lol:

uncle phil 11-18-2007 10:27 AM

UNCLE PHIL!!! =

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...rdstraight.jpg

ring 11-18-2007 11:25 AM

= The Wise Sage.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-18-2007 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

= my hero!

Tophat665 11-19-2007 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

= Looking at the world through urine colored glasses.:D

Fly 11-19-2007 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
Looking at the world through urine colored glasses.:D



= i've had so much to drink that my eyeballs are swimming

Moriarty 11-19-2007 07:14 AM

i've had so much to drink that my eyeballs are swimming = i had sex with my g/f's sister.

Tophat665 11-19-2007 02:01 PM

i had sex with my g/f's sister = Measurable jump in FTD stock

ring 11-19-2007 04:59 PM

measurable jump in FTD stock= 9-11 ( most respect intended)

Tophat665 11-19-2007 08:04 PM

9-11 = 1/3 of Rudy Guliani's vocabulary

Ourcrazymodern? 11-20-2007 05:56 PM

Who the hell is Rudy Guliani?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
9-11 = 1/3 of Rudy Guliani's vocabulary

= I don't know you, and you don't know me.

Jetée 11-22-2007 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
I don't know you, and you don't know me.

= They just don't know

uncle phil 11-22-2007 10:42 AM

They just don't know = Sgt. Schultz and his minions

Fly 11-22-2007 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Sgt. Schultz and his minions


= eessssss germaaaan..........

Baraka_Guru 11-22-2007 03:46 PM

eessssss germaaaan....... = Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Ja?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Stieler%29.jpg

ring 11-22-2007 04:08 PM

Johann Wolgang von Goethe = Overflowing with Soul.

uncle phil 11-23-2007 03:27 AM

Overflowing with Soul = stoned soul picnic

Fly 11-23-2007 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
stoned soul picnic


= sounds like my kinda picnic

Jetée 11-26-2007 04:57 PM

sounds like my kinda picnic = bobbing consumptionary delight

ring 11-28-2007 06:04 PM

bobbing cunsumtionary delight = the ultimate apple.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-29-2007 06:11 AM

The ultimate apple = Adam's.

Fly 11-29-2007 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
Adam's.



= mmmmmm liquor

Elegia 11-29-2007 07:08 AM

mmmmmm liquor = party mode

Ourcrazymodern? 11-29-2007 07:10 AM

mmmmmm liquor = liquid damnation.

(Love you, Fly)

Fly 11-29-2007 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
liquid damnation.



= jack daniels


Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

(Love you, Fly)



right back at ya' baby :thumbsup:

Tophat665 11-30-2007 04:52 PM

Jack Daniels = Perfect for when the Maker's Mark is all gone

Jetée 12-01-2007 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
Perfect for when the Maker's Mark is all gone

= Bellybutton

ring 12-01-2007 01:05 PM

Bellybutton = Good name for a Band....(You made my day Jetee)

Tophat665 12-01-2007 05:36 PM

Good name for a band = Rod Bacillus and the Streptones (For a medical school house band.)

ring 12-01-2007 05:41 PM

Rod Bacillus and the Streptones = The RNA Mirrorettes.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-04-2007 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
The RNA Mirrorettes.

= Us.

ring 12-04-2007 10:53 AM

Us = Deities.

Tophat665 12-04-2007 06:33 PM

Deities = The big beard in the sky, his fractious fry, and a giant pasta demiurge.

ring 12-04-2007 06:38 PM

= A bib.

Tophat665 12-04-2007 06:41 PM

A bib = A scheme to make new parents by both food and clothing

ring 12-04-2007 06:43 PM

= made in China

Tophat665 12-04-2007 06:50 PM

Made in China = Just about anything you could pay twice as much for in Europe and have it last five times longer.

ring 12-04-2007 06:52 PM

= Escorts ?

Tophat665 12-04-2007 06:56 PM

Escorts = Hookers working toward a degree.

ring 12-04-2007 07:02 PM

= Auspicious

Tophat665 12-04-2007 07:08 PM

= An election won by the winner.

Fly 12-04-2007 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
An election won by the winner.



= staged

ring 12-04-2007 07:21 PM

staged = Life is but of

Fly 12-04-2007 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
staged = Life is but of



oh man i soooo wanna post a pic of my ass...........



sorry.......carry on:paranoid:




Life is but of

Tophat665 12-04-2007 08:10 PM

Life is but of = Brownian movement of minds and bodies.

ring 12-04-2007 08:24 PM

= Mime

ItWasMe 12-05-2007 01:05 AM

mime=quiet

uncle phil 12-05-2007 03:32 AM

quiet = sounds of silence

Fly 12-05-2007 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
sounds of silence



= nothing

Tophat665 12-05-2007 07:08 AM

nothing = sacred

ring 12-05-2007 03:44 PM

sacred = last cookie

Tophat665 12-05-2007 05:32 PM

last cookie = Aunt Petunia's fruitcake macaroons.

ItWasMe 12-05-2007 08:25 PM

Aunt Petunia's fruitcake macaroons = "where's the pepto?"

Jezzabelle 12-05-2007 09:16 PM

Where's the pepto= Acid, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Diarrhea

skada 12-05-2007 09:38 PM

Acid, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Diarrhea = fear because of lapsed health insurance

Fly 12-05-2007 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skada
fear because of lapsed health insurance



= we'll get through this

uncle phil 12-06-2007 03:07 AM

we'll get through this = searching for the light at the end of the tunnel

Tophat665 12-06-2007 06:57 AM

searching for the light at the end of the tunnel = Extreme Trainspotting

Fly 12-06-2007 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
Extreme Trainspotting



= really ill.......sick-boy

Tophat665 12-06-2007 05:46 PM

really ill.......sick-boy = It's a gift

Fly 12-06-2007 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
It's a gift


= beer consumption :D

Ourcrazymodern? 12-07-2007 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
beer consumption :D

= a fine pastime for generations.

Tophat665 12-07-2007 06:37 AM

a fine pastime for generations = Whack-a-mole

ring 12-07-2007 02:07 PM

Whack-a mole = Cringing on the riding lawnmower

Tophat665 12-08-2007 07:33 AM

Cringing on the riding lawnmower = A stone sails toward the picture window

ring 12-08-2007 08:09 AM

A stone sails toward the picture window = Kiss my allowance goodbye.

Tophat665 12-08-2007 08:12 AM

Kiss my allowance goodbye = On sale today: 10 dollar lapdances

ring 12-08-2007 12:56 PM

On sale today: 10 dollar lapdances = Dry cleaning bill

uncle phil 12-09-2007 03:39 AM

Dry cleaning bill = Monica's blue

paddyjoe 12-09-2007 06:09 AM

Monica's blue = Bill's cream

Fly 12-09-2007 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Bill's cream



= eewwwwwwwww:oogle:

Tophat665 12-09-2007 11:28 AM

eewwwwwwwww = A very big, but somewhat scrambled, female sheep

ays 12-09-2007 09:38 PM

A very big, but somewhat scrambled, female sheep = A perfect masturbatory tool for a terrorist

Tophat665 12-10-2007 04:40 AM

A perfect masturbatory tool for a terrorist = Burkha Busting Bosoms 3: Boobs over Baghdad

/ Not all Muslims are terrorists (not by a long shot). Apparently, though, and for the time being anyway, most terrorists are Muslim.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-10-2007 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
Burkha Busting Bosoms 3: Boobs over Baghdad

/ Not all Muslims are terrorists (not by a long shot). Apparently, though, and for the time being anyway, most terrorists are Muslim.

= I failed to see her first.

Illuminaire 12-10-2007 03:40 PM

I failed to see her first = vehicular manslaughter

uncle phil 12-11-2007 03:36 AM

vehicular manslaughter = got run over by a bus

Ourcrazymodern? 12-11-2007 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
got run over by a bus

= nature weeding out the stupid.

Fly 12-11-2007 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
nature weeding out the stupid.


= gang fights

Tophat665 12-11-2007 07:32 AM

gang fights = An exciting new take on the Iowa Caucuses

ring 12-12-2007 06:30 PM

an exiting new take on the Iowa caucuses = locusts

Tophat665 12-12-2007 08:51 PM

Locusts = Why the Friday Morning bagels disappear so fast


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