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= Still illegal in 48 states
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= marijuana..........(you poor deprived bastards):orly: |
Marijuana = The star attraction at Los Gatos Sucios, Tijuana Pony Show.
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= one pissed off, sober, unsatisfied pony
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= Charlie the unicorn
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= a scary magical mystery tour
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= Perhaps you'd like to come upstairs and see my collection of Victorian etchings?
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= mutterings of a sweet serial killer
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= hmmm... let's see... did I leave the ginsu's in the trunk?
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= Popeil enters his dotage
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= the amazing new spray-on facelift
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= Botox Bukkakke!
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= that which you should not eat.
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=Aminita's little hat.
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= I'm on it.
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= Just let me do my job, please.
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= What should I make for dinner?
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= tea in the Sahara
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= sahatra
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curried goat
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= a tasty treat that can't be beat
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= & won't be.
(Don't go to the romper room!) |
& won't be = getting a barbed wire tattoo on my bicep to define my "individuality"
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= Just like everybody else of a certain age and outlook.
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= stereotypical
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= two speakers side by each
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= almost half a surround system
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= a bathtub
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=no good unless it's big and has jets
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=Wily E. Coyote's car
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= Faster than greased lightning unless it's headed toward its fondest desire.
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= that giant chunk of arterial plaque
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= Wilford Brimley
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= important public service announcements
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= something your taxes paid for while someone else says "paid for by..." whether you agree with it or not.
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= retirement packages for those who already have everything
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= platinum parachutes
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= The way to exit a lead balloon in style.
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= pancake people
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= Alzheimer's victims for McCain!
/ Apologies to anyone involved with Alzheimers on any level. Hell of a disease, that. |
= huh?
(what top said...) |
= abrupt quizzical outburst
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= waht the f- are you talkin' about?
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= Gary Coleman has grown, though not necessarily up.
Phil, somehow this article got associated with McCain (probably because he's old enough that he caused the Permian Extinction Event with a particularly noxious batch of Ammonite Chili). Alzheimers Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes. |
=always a child star
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= Doogie Howser, no matter what the role
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= neil patrick harris
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= Like Ed Norton, but goofier
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= Steve Carrell
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= So incredibly dorky that it verges on witty.
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= your mom
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= wears combat boots
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= One piece of information that we'll learn about Sarah Palin in tonight's debate.
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= wink,wink,wink.......... |
= nudge, nudge. Say no more.
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= Monty Python at their finest.
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= The Fish Slapping Dance
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= Sister Nancy's Puppet Ministry
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= punch and judy as shown through a shredded wheat box
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= The Spawn of Chucky!
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= we might have been wrong...
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= With Credit Default Swap Netting, you can Never Lose Money!!!
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= APPROVED!
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= Junk Mail
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= no regard for the lovely trees
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= the story line to ken kesey's "sometimes a great notion..."
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= "it puts the lotion on its skin and then it rubs it in."
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= The new Rosie O'Donnell porn video
/ Eye Bleach, $5 // Mind Bleach, Priceless |
= now available in Walmart's discount bin for $4.99.
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= just about everything
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= universe geometry
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= the Greek language with fun shapes
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= cyrillic
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= The small print in software licensing agreements
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= "gateway drug" to garment care tags
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= Collecting stupid health warnings
/ WARNING: These peanuts may contain peanuts. |
= paranoid to the nth degree
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= some of our more vocal "politics" personalities
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= :paranoid:
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= Wimbelton was boring, but it was better than NASCAR at least:crazy:
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= wine-cooler addiction
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= This country's number one mental illness, according to the American Association of Poodle Psychologists.
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=normal haircuts
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= those worn by mr. normal
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= Jonas Brothers underpants
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(?)
= someting my post probably wouldn't appreciate. |
= Underwear....(eschew it.)
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= what to wear when one has visitors in the bedroom
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= a smile
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= a gift that lifts someone's day
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= viagra
the dicker picker upper |
= four out of 5 spammers recommend...
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= new and improved spam (with tasty chunks of stuff)
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= in the finest tradition of the noble savages of the great American prairie, using every part of the animal, even some you would rather not admit were there in the first place.
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= the cattle community films a propaganda piece
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= to recognize marriage between species
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= Allowing Republicans and Greens to come together in families for the very first time.
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= a (red and green) christmas party
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= bowels of Holly
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= The Red Dwarf's waste data management system.
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