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= Good intentions
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= evil can't follow it
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= i freakin' love Leo Kottke's music (sorry all........i had to):thumbsup: |
= love means never having to say you're sorry.
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= emo...
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= fist full of coleslaw
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= ineffective table manners
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= *buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrppppppppp* |
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= One wild and crazy guy
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= jorge or yortek?
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= The fox's dilemma
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= how to simultaneously raid the hen house & convince the lady chickens to peck out Beck's eyes.
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= slay the cock |
= Madeline Albright Naked.
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= God was so embarrassed by what folks did in his son's name that when he talked to Mohammed he used an alias.
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= Does this ass make my pants look tight?
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= "It's all about the ass" |
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= whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame....
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= prelude to a miss
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= Pointing to the left field wall with the bat
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= going yards |
= after a 3 month dry spell and no relief, he finally rubbed one out.
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= another case for the local CSI
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= putting a firm foundation to Giant's Stadium
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= complete encasement
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= and then there's the one about the clumsy optician who fell into a vat of molten glass and made a spectacle of himself.
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= making light of matters
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= nuclear fusion
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= soldered sunbeams...
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= fiber optic computing
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= blinding sensations, I think
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= one of the good acid trips. |
= that time I hallucinated three naked, busty women doing incredibly erotic things to me, and when my head cleared later, they were still there.
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= until one of them pinched me
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= awakening awareness...
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= why there is a snooze bar on my clock.
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= there come times when I make myself too comfortable.
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= today is the day.:thumbsup: |
= Looks like Johnny's gettin' laid!
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= I love it when he does that
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= fwap, fwap, fwap...
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= the call of the kitten-slayer
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= rise of the Domo
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= Fark Cliches gone Wild!!!!
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= Words That Sound Naughty & Are
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= motherfucking cocksucker...
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= Oedipus Rex, the sex tape
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= readily available at your neighborhood bookstore
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= Chicken soup for the mentally challenged
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= "More? He wants more!"
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= DEATH by Booga Booga!
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= Futurama
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= if it were half as funny as people say, it would be twice as funny as it is, and it's damn funny.
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= too many words & a pun
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= I wouldn't send a knight out on a shaggy dog like this!
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= David Bowie describing spandex
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= a discussion with Elton John over tea. |
= reeking with sympathy...
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= two-faced or bald-faced
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= Attack of the mutant hornets
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= surprisingly not a B sci-fi film yet
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= Busty Barbarian Biker Bitches in 3D
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= watch your eyes
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= look in the mirror...
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= Doesn't do it for me, uh huh.
/ It ain't no big thing. |
= You treasure it anyway
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= my tiny manhood
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= sometimes it tickles
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= better tell the doctor
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= wake him up, say 'doctor, ain't there nothing i can do..."
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= a porno I'd watch.
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= deep throat...
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= she sucked the life outta me :thumbsup: |
= my first wife
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= still with mine,and she still sucks the life outta me. *hahahhahhahaha*:thumbsup: |
= you do count your blessings
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= a wife worth having the life sucked out of you
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= suppressed gag reflex with full range lingual motion.
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= awesome situation :thumbsup: Quote:
it's a good thing being with the one you love eh?..........especially if she swallows.......:D fuck yeah |
= "and the winner of tonight's $ 230 million powerball drawing is..."
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= hope is a double-edged sword
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= Barack the Barbarian!!!!
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= baraka the librarian...
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= Making "Shush!" the breath of life.
/ Barakah - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia |
= professional censors
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= always on the lookout for the next wardrobe malfunction.
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= an audience of millions...
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= couch potato nation
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= dreams of going "pro" in cup-stacking
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= an odd aspiration
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= Ze vill be zee larchest pair of pants.... un zee WERLD!!!!!
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= Why didn't anybody tell me?
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= i didn't get the memo...
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= out of the loop
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