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= na-nu-na-nu |
= alien utterance
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= Hey, baby, are jou an American Ceetizen?
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=imperious interference.
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Quote:
= "but mine goes to eleven." |
= That's one louder, i'n't it, then?
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= random phrases overheard by the stage speakers
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= "see the babe in the front row with her legs spread? she's not wearing any underwear..."
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= The next Sharon Stone opening.
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= I like sharing openings.
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= DVDA
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Southpark
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= Kanye West is a Gay Fish.
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= he licks where they used to be
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= The less cunning linguist
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= a midget with a speech impediment...
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= The perfect adjutant for Ricardo Montalban
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= Ponce de Leon on ice
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= Gay Simbha! He's a Faaaaaabulous skater!
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Quote:
*girly-man voice with lisp*.............thoouper.........thoouper thspecial...................*/girly-man voice with lisp* |
= British Army Extra Special Forces Precision Mincing About Drill.
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= what to watch when you need a lift
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=Sub-Etha Sense-o-matic
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= walkie talkies for the future
/Did they really do a movie? |
= Where are they going to find room to put all those chips in my head?
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= a Rubbermaid container in the attic
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= filled with miscellaneous memorabilia
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= external memory decontextualized
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Quote:
= acid,with a hint of oxy.......:no: |
= psychotropic laundry detergent
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= Red Tide
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Quote:
= rough ride on the cotton donkey |
= flag day...
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= Betsy Ross finished sewing
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= Man, Those stars and stripes took For-Ever. Wait! There may be a song lyric there!
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= the makings of a historical drama
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= m * a * s * h
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= the seasonal finale for innocent potatoes
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Quote:
= go ahead spud,make my day:grumpy: |
= After MASH
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= creamy deliciousness
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= peanut butter cups
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= Roslyn Carter's Bra
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= harder to follow than rhyming something with orange
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= The Federal Acquisitions Regulations.
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= a spool of red tape grander than anything you can imagine
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= The United States Department of Redundancy Department of America
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= poor marketing
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= Coca Cola brings your ancestors back from the grave.
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= the origin of the jingle "Coke adds life"
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= Peruvian Marching Powder
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= no es droga
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= The last thing the defendant says in a Latin American courtroom, after he has declined to tip the judge.
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= Grassy ass.
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= souvenirs from lovemaking in the park
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= keepsakes: Is that a four leaf clover in my crack?
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= Another good reason to not have unprotected sex with Leprechauns.
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= there aren't any
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=Republican leaders
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Quote:
= BASTARDS |
= unenfranchised
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= homeless...
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= out of doors
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= SMORES!
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= Multiple birth smurphs
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= blue octuplets
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Quote:
= the start of 2 new blue man groups |
= two old winos on a sidewalk somewhere attempting an argument & attracting others
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= the Perot/Ventura debates
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= A lopsided contest.
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= the last time I tried to talk to myself
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= ended up saying "I know I am, but what am I?" over and over again.
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= quiverings within yourselves
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= tantric warm up exercises
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= getting your partner to love you
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= crushing loss
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= possum pancakes...
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= le speciality du maison at the Licking Crick Wafflehouse and Bait Shop.
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= good advice about where to try your luck
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= The girls all get prettier at closing time
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(you're so fucking suave)
= delusions of something coming |
= an octogenarian at a strip show...
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= you have a couple of members laughing out loud
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= beer goggles
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= incipient coyote arm
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Quote:
= fugly |
= The O'Donnell/Marshall Sex Tapes.
/ Doesn't mean I don't like Laverne. Just doan wanna see her nekkid w/ Rosie. |
= a wise decision, mister!
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= "i give up..."
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Quote:
= fuckin' quitters |
= suicide bombers
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= "look ma, no hands...or feet...or head...or body..."
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Quote:
= rub some dirt in it,and get back to work you lazy bastard |
= Medieval First Aid
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= I'm an escalator, not a doctor.
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= and the blank stairs just keep coming....
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Quote:
= riser. rung. riser. rung. or.......unless you meant.......... = quit fucking looking at me!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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