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= underage sheep
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= uncountable...
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= all the myriad stars in the heavens, like grains of sand
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= Days of Our Lives
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= daytime soap...
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= dishwashing detergent
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= Madge's secret soak
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= Getting high on cleaning products. Again.
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= fast times at ridgemont high...
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= glory days
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= Things aren't the way the used to be. And they never were.
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= Memories, like the corners of my mind; misty water-colored memories, of the way we were..."
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= Wild Bill Streisand
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= Someboy's hitting on a nymphomaniac who only gets horny for Jewish Cowboys.
/ BTW, I'm Bucky Goldstein. |
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= Yeeeeee-hawwwwwww motherfucker,sign me up...........:thumbsup: |
= where's the first tee, and what's the course record...
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= The golf obsessed man goes to the beach and wonders what the point of putting the sand trap right next to the water hazard is.
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= Context is no match for obsession
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= a moment wasted will not another gain
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= "A stitch in time saves nine," said Cock Robin from the wall. If the early bird catches the worm, show a little pride before you fall.
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= Can I borrow your lipstick? |
(it's the Chorus from an obscure Jethro Tull song.)
= not made up and somewhere to go. |
= ruby, don't take your love to town...
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= Dog in a manger, but terribly sad for all of that.
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= I'll bite your nose, feeling guilt as pleasure.
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= An angry nose
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= pinnochio's pleasure...
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= Tell her sweet lies.
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= I love you
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= i won't come in your mouth...
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= that's not where I'm aiming
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Don't aim, point... it's more of a shotgun effect
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= Lead bukkake with Dick Cheney
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= cum on a dick?
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= greasy slider...
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= Turtle in Petroleum.
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= better off raw
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= A cho-toro (Tuna-Belly) sashimi reproduction of any Georgia O'Keefe flower.
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= something Anne Geddes may do when she gets tired of babies
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= die
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= color...
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= rainbows and ponies |
= kiddie wallpaper...
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= daisies
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= push...
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= shove
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= A misunderstanding of how to go about an initial foray into anal.
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= sorry,i thought i was supposed to spit |
= Apologizing to the Dental Hygenist.
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= never able to say you're sorry
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= too proud
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= uh, rainbows?
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= you know, rainbows, I fucking hate rainbows. You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you'll be all like, "Hey. Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows."
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= in need os psychiatric evaluation...
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= next on COPS
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= undyed in a bunch
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= corn shalks
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= hokoleskwa...
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= Somewhat less threatening than Crazy Horse.
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= granite less stony
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= Igneous sponge
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volcanic ash...
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= operative beans
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= audible mnethane...
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= the music stinks...... |
= Business Model for Clear Channel
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= just load it
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= When they say, "But it'll take a silver bullet to take down Glenn Beck," I say....
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= he's a vampire?
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= eddie?
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= didn't like his teddy
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= He was a low down cheap little punk, taking everyone for a ride.
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= we became fast friends, until jealousy came between us
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= My memoir of my NASCAR school days.
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= titled "vroom vroom"
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= closing time at the harley story...
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= grown men lying down on the ground, whining, saying "i don't wannaaaaaaaaaaa"
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= Honey, Shall we go see the new Twighlight movie?
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= hey honey, we're going to the drive-in tonight...
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= If I don't get laid, I at least get to see a movie.
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= said the man lying in bed with the remote in his hand
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= why is the fucking cable down again? |
= Forgot to pay for Skinemax, did you?
/ That would be the fucking cable |
= unemployment is a bitch, gotta make choices
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=blackmail or extortion
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= both illegal...
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= Miranda Cosgrove and Selena Gomez (but just for a few more months...)
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= forgive me for I have sinned
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= I'm sorry you think it's wrong
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= you don't love me anymore!
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= I don't love you any less.
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= a damming sensation
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= a broken heart
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= an empty bed
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= not when we're in it
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= deep shit
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= we've found the fabled Elephant's Latrine!
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= wishing it was fiction
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= "the rats!!!!all the fucking rats" |
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