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= Page 3 Girls
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= va va va voom...
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= bada bing bada boom
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= The hit single by Selena Soprano
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= before the operation
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= i couldn't = myself
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= loss of identity
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= amnesia...
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= oh... uh... mmmh... I uh... don't remember...
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= how many drinks did you have?
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one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer...
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= sounds like a night at Fly's,sans the scotch.... |
= so there I was, tied to the rafters, covered in motor oil, and in she walks in a latex catsuit with a pair of jumper cables
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= I was relieved I couldn't move
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=sacked and in irons
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= hog-tied and horn-swaggled...
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= a night at Top's place. |
= Homebrew, manhattans, DVDs and witty banter.
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= oral sex-cum-intercourse
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= are those hyphens or minuses?
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= too much analysis of a post
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= questioning the OP's motives...
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= Somebody's taking the social register too seriously.
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= as if politics doesn't pay
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= the amount paid to a public servant's wages
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= another day, another 37 cents after tax
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= If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.
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= Well, now, I'll whip us up a fine pot of stone soup if yall would just kick in some odds and ends for the garnish.
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= something i would expect out of Monty Python's Holy Grail
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= multi-purpose tools that don't always work
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= "Muscle Massagers"
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= why do I still feel kinky?
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= forgot to remove the butt plug
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= spewing forth orally...
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= Glenn Beck
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= Big smile today.
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= ped...
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= xing
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= angering
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= mad circle
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= jerky cows...
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= processed
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= twinkies
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= the secret of my immortality
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= an over-active imagination
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= the Mungo Park of the Spirit
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= your epitaph doesn't really matter
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= Do it for the Lulz
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= tilted urn of ashes in the club
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Fb = E
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E=mc2
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= nerd-speak...
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= secret means of communication
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= Lemon Juice
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= and hot flatiron...
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= breakfast at tiffamoe's
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= shrimp 'n grits
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= snake oil salesman
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= Glenn Fucking Beck
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= pants on fire
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= Doc, I have this burning sensation...
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= I had it coming to me |
= depraved sense of entitlement.
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= my life |
= is a very very very fine life
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= it's such a fine wine...
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= mature beyond its days
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= I'll take things I never expect to hear about Roger Ailes for $1000, Alex.
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= whispers heard in daydreams
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= Psst.. You gonna eat that or just stare at it?
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= john holmes behind the curtain...
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= if you're not gonna, I wanna
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= a bowl of Life cereal
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= global domination
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= world wide web
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= unifiably crazy
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= Palin Americans
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= cretins...
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= the government |
= conspiring entity
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= Big XII football officials
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= men running around in zebra suits...
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= psych ward
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= hey man,nice jacket. |
= pickpockets' pick up line
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= massage your Franklins, Grants, Jacksons, and johnson...
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= "strokin' to the oldies..."
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= doing it right
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= being true to yourself
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= alienating mankind
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= terror tactics |
= Justin Beiber opening for Slipknot
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= dancing with the devil
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= charlie daniels in georgia...
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= georgia must be an easy girl |
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