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one extra 'e' = large bowl of alphabet soup
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large bowl of alphabet soup = guaranteed carpet stain
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guaranteed carpet stain = sex on the crimson wave
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sex on the crimson wave = lube au naturale
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lube au naturale = enough to make madame culnane cringe
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Quote:
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a fart in church on mothers day = there can be no better place
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there can be no better place = home in bed
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home in bed = I'm sick
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I'm sick = I am at work anyway
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I am at work anyway = underpaid
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underpaid = game tester
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game tester = not as glamorous as it sounds
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not as glamorous as it sounds = stripping (read Jenna Jameson's autobiography)
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stripping (read Jenna Jameson's autobiography) = eyes wide open
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eyes wide open = eyes wide shut
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eyes wide shut = sleep
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sleep = I should be at work
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I should be at work = work is where you go not what you do
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work is where you go not what you do = be an art major, then it's both
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be an art major, then it's both = degree in conceptual art guarantees it's neither.
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degree in conceptual art guarantees it's neither = or both
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or both = lotsa hardwork & good fortune
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lotsa hardwork & good fortune = the waiter in a chinese restaurant gets a complimentary fortune cookie
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the waiter in a chinese restaurant gets a complimentary fortune cookie = hard work pays
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hard work pays = Not necessarily true in the real world
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Not necessarily true in the real world = dreams become true
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dreams become true = if you live in Disneyland
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if you live in Disneyland = u work in disneyland
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u work in disneyland = U must score with the chick who plays cinderella
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U must score with the chick who plays cinderella = better than scoring with the dude from neverland.
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better than scoring with the dude from neverland = anything
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anything = what I was told I could become when I was young
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what I was told I could become when I was young = An amount equal to nothing
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an amount equal to nothing = my ex
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my ex = I'm finding out was everyones ex
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I'm finding out was everyones ex = slow ride...sleazy...
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slow ride...sleazy... = used car & its salesman
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used car & its salesman = my buddy's yugo
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my buddy's yugo = the butt of many jokes
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