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= Georgia O'Keefe had Hoo Ha on the Brain.
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= manifestation of lust
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= lustification of man
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= a bum wrap
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= a burlap bag and a cardboard box...
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= box lunch... a loaf of broad, a jug of whine...
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= picnic in Central Park
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= ants in my uncle's potato salad
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heyyyyyyyyy otto!
= happy chubby bugs |
= The bed bugs in Snoop Dogg's rack
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= pajama roaches
hi-ya jewels! |
= smoking in bed
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= post-coital activities
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showers...
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= Mayflowers
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= june bugs...
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= Julian calendar...
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= counting the days...
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= from here to eternity
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= a dramatic overstatement
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= James Earl Jones
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= God
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Quote:
= Clapton |
slow-hands...
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= thorough explorations
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= sensual moments
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= seven minutes...
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= more please...
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Quote:
=BEER |
= is the only answer...
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= a failure of imagination
/ not a poke at you, phil. In general if there's only one answer it means that folks haven't thought about it long enough. |
= brain fart
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= synaptic flatulation
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inner explosion...
(top, BITOA was an old college thing...) |
= the snake of fire has reached the third eye.
/ Ah! We had: "Beer is Food" |
= the mystic origin of pink-eye
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= a sharp stick...
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= ouch
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= Aztec autosacrificial bloodletting ritual
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= self stuck
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seppuku...
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= Taking life far too seriously.
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= the grim reaper
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= NOT ACTUALLY GRIM. JUST FEELING A BIT DOWN TODAY.
/ all caps are the joke. |
= the stock exchange
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= straining to reach the moist Hubba-Bubba under table 5
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= you know how I know the minimum wage for tipped employees is too low?
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= Been there, done that.
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= got the t-shirt
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= painted the mural...
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Quote:
= flash in the pan |
= fried aluminum foil
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= stays crunchy, even in milk
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= melts in your mouth
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= still in the bush
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= crocodile dundee...
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= macho Aussie
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(Too slow on the draw).
= Julia Gillard / I keed! |
= aussie top fem...
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= Nicole Kidman in leather
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= missing only the ball gag.
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= Part of the Meadowlands foundation
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= missing mobsters from the 1960s
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Quote:
= concrete shoes |
= dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
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= guttural ac/dc...
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= deeply inflected
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= It doesn't matter what I say, so long as I say it with inflections which make you feel I'll convey some inner truth of vast reflections, but I've said nothing so far, and I can keep it up as long as it takes, and it don't matter who you are: If I'm doin' my job, it's you're resolve that breaks.
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= WHAT did you say, dear?
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= a batting of the eyelashes
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= "hey, big boy!"
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= The Ghost of Mae West haunts my dreams.
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= my psychiatrist lied to me
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= Sometimes a Cigar is Just a cigar.
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= Tobacco Road
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= A stationary front of asphalt
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= better than a moving one
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= a mellow jellyfish
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= the very thing for a peanutbutter & jellyfish sandwich
/ Heavy on the mako. |
= your choice of banana or bacon
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= push or thrust
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= if you have a choice, you're not using enough lubrication.
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= taking it up the ass or changing your oil
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= The ever versatile dipstick.
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= you never know where it's been
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= There's a reason they call it filthy lucre.
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= big oil payoffs
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= Sesame Oil Street has been brought to you today by the number 30 Billion and the letters B & P.
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= sponsors for toddlers
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= favorite Jeopardy category
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= dead australian golfers...
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= What is... no great loss?
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= one pound off andre the giant...
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= not much of a discount
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= Buy one for the price of two and get a second at no additional charge!
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= The Shriner's Discount: Double the price and give 'em 40% off.
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