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= Only Mostly Dead
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= clinging to the mortal shell
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= Postponing Satori because I like it here.
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= stuck inside a mobile with the memphis blues again
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= Why I never mix Texas Medicine with Railroad Gin
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= Mary jane and Beer are much easier |
= That Mary Jane, give her a sixpack, and she turns into a total slut!
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= that means we're good to go........ |
= What does it mean when the arrow points to "Critical Overpressure?"
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=an idolater's question; complicated.
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= are we there, yet?
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= The waiting cry of the Juvenile North American Domestic Ape
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= yet more nonsense.
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= As it was, so it is, and so shall it be, world without end.
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= yet another fucking epiphany.
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= That Piff, she is such a nympho.
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= I'd best go rinse off.
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= Swimming in Tapioca Pudding: The inevitable conclusion.
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= something (again) impossible to question.
(This one should be easy) |
= Probably wrong
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= heinlein
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= gimme another.
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= That's going to spray all over your face, girl.
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= you need to be careful with that.
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= this might be illegal
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= this might be fun!
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= they might make a law banning it soon
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= politics shmolitics
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= kosher sausage making
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= commanded by a higher authority
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= Hebrew National Hot Dogs
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= not under a Sabrett umbrella
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= so the Dali Lama walks up to a hotdawg vendor and sez, "Make me one with everything."
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= what happens in NYC
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= hustling, bustling, rustling, thievin', skeevin', roaring, whoring, drinkin', stinkin, and thinkin'.
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= thirty days in a hole...
or, if you prefer... |
= A good month for a marriage (or golf)
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= any...
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= take your pick!
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= the left,or the right hand |
= Damn Jhereg are after me again.
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= 2 noids
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= pathetic twins
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= not the hiltons...
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= Marriott and Ramada
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= some mediocre hotels
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= holiday inn express and motel 6...
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= a market for Thomas Kincaid paintings.
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= lots of pastels
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= DesMoines Gay Pride week.
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= as corny as Kansas in august...
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= Adam West as Batman
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= childhood memories
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= Buttraped by Hollywood.
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top, i hardly knew ye...
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phil - my childhood memories arr themselves being buttraped by hollywood, not OF being buttraped by hollywood.
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= getting a lousy case of beer for doing a three set session at the scumdog club...... |
= It's the Water!
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= random warm spots in a public pool
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= where the kids pee...
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= in the nice warm sheets
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= a return to the womb of one sort or another.
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= 9 months to get out,and a whole lifetime to try and get back in |
= Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...
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= what should be on any given day
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= sunshine...
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= In my eyes makes me nosedive.
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= soldering irons
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Hahahaha!
= The best way to cut the bottom off a plastic bottle. / Not meant to be amusing. It occurred to me last weekend while I was trying to put together a brine shrimp hatchery. |
= something somebody tried to tell me once.
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= nobody's ever done this to me before...
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= The picklesphicter trick.
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= a mathematician working it out with a pencil.
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= An inadvisable solution to your earwax issues.
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= a warm mercury solution...
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= Mad Hatter Cocktail
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= Alice with a glass of champagne
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= with a hookah smoking catterpiller |
= Naked Lunch
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= eating at the y
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= licking the shower drain
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= things I find myself doing after jewels showers
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= laying naked on the bed under the fan
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= catching a cold...
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= bacterium entering the body
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= eat shit and die...
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= The proper response to, "Can I interest you in some Term Life Insurance?"
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= Maybe if you catch me on payday. Would you like some tea?
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= a realistic respnse to a curious question.
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= I don't know.
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= whatever it is...
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= that thing
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= gimme dat...
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= a joint and a case of wobbly pops |
= wells, we haul noes.
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= the fuck you talkin' 'bout orson? |
= buzz words of the past
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= mork to ork...
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