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= midget football
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= a pinch between your cheeks and gums
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= bazooka
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= joe
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= coffee
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= nectar of the Gods
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= mead
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= high school notebooks
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= Jello Biafra's best marketing
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= Sally Struthers
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= mrs. meathead
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= there is no such thing.
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= my vast fortune
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= twenty-nine dollars and an alligator purse
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= dinner for one at TGI Fridays
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= date night gone awry...
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date night gone awry = flyman whipping out his ass
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= Another Sasquatch sighting reported
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= a 4 hour series about nothing on the History Channel
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= Wild grasses of the outer Hebrides, a historical restrospective.
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= dreaming about the Kentucky Derby
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= sucking on a julep
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= Making out with Mandy Lipschitz
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= something everyone's done
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= Jumped off a bridge (according to my mother, anyway)
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= suicidal tendencies
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= Infectious Grooves without the funk
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= Aunt Jemima's Pancakes without her syrup
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= not quite as much fun.
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= swimming clothed.
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= wearing rubbers
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= good chance of no sperm escaping
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= "In-sac" HBO
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= scrotal cablevision?
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= HD
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= herpes disease
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= Cracklin Rosie
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= upbeat neil diamond
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= tony orlando, most likely with dawn
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= Answer to the puzzle in Clue: Washed up 70's singer edition.
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= the initial edition of the rolling stone encyclopedia of rock and roll is full of them
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= emotional rescues.
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= whooot whooot, whooot whooot, whooot whooot whooot
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= that bastard arsenio hall.......... |
= yeah, what was that about?
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= time out...
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= what might we do with it?
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= get a room.
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= what some folks think.
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= I think so, Brain, but where can we find a Duck and 30 feet of rubber hose at this time of night?
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= what gallagher said before he smashed the last watermelon
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= do you have any idea how many nights I've done this?
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= Bedwetter's lament
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= a three-way with Mr. Peabody
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= I don't get it, again.
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= the mantra of the abstinent person.
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= a pep-rally cheer at Norfolk University
We don't smoke! We don't drink! Norfolk! Norfolk! Norfolk! |
= pass the herbal uppers, man
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= Hey! I'm over here.
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= reaction to your date's wondering eyes
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= That is a banana in my pocket, but I am delighted to see you anyway.
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= what w. c. fields wanted to tell mae west
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= Plant that fanny on my schnozz and wiggle.
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= Sex games with Adolph and Eva
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= do me in the bunker
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= what I'd say to the cute lieutenant in basic training
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= are you eyeballin' me maggot?
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= reaction when peeking in a city dumpster
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= rats...big, fuckin' rats...
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= union mascots
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= Creatures relegated to an arctic island, somewhat like the land of misfit toys, yet housing instead all of the nonsensical animal mascots (Such as Fuzzy, the Recycling Wolverine.)
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= baby seals
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= Heidi Klum's kids
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= overindulged toddlers
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or LL, Nicole Richie, Paris, etc. |
= (Either of the above) Our Long National Nightmare
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= touche
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= the thing that makes it so delightul to watch a well shaped lady walking away, tushie, that is.
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= focal point
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= Cleavage. Vast, sweaty cleavage. The sort of cleavage that makes me wish I were a drop of salty water sliding down.
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= here I am!
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= "signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours...."
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= a court summons
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= what I may face soon.
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= graced by your presence.
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= humbled
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= a pie in the face
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= partial waste of home baked goods
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= any attempt by "me" to bake
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= something in French.
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= mon ami |
= Jacques
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= The smallest room in my house
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= the one with the elephant in it
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= Pee-Wee's Big Top
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= Paul Ruben's short lived fling with Julie Brown.
/ I'd just like to say that being chosen this month's Miss August is a great honor that I'll remember as long as I can. Right now, I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but I really want to be a veterinarian, because I love children. |
= good luck with everything, but leave children to themselves, OK?
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= very messed up exes
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