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= too many wobbly pops |
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perpetual nonsense = well, here we are...
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well, here we are... = Flori-duh
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Flori-duh= mostly underwater soon, according to alarmists
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mostly underwater soon, according to alarmists = wake up before you drown!
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= worst way to start your day...ever
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= Step on a pile of poop.
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= a footful of crap
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= a three-legged walk to the hospital.
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someone is missing a limb = heather mills?
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= a recipe for marital disaster
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= a reasonable opinion about a game involving balls and shafts that isn't sex
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= stains on the backseat of a '69 Chevelle |
= signs of "activity"
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= the little man in the boat. :D |
= the first mate
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= virginity taker
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= Wangs.
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= there's no wonder noone can respond to this either.
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= dick. in. mouth. |
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= pretzels
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= twisted |
= entertaining if you're in the mood
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= a pretty poor meal
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= gruel with a garnish
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= tasteless marketed muck.
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= celebrity endorsed.
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celebrity endorsed = it must be good
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it must be good = mama said
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mama said = Que sera sera
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= children's song
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Hit The Baby One More Time = A recipe for societal disaster
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= sleep with your best friend's better half.
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= short term fun, long term aggravation
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= swings.
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fun place to have sex = the back seat of an old VW beetle
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= were a building once stood.
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= members of the blonde society
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= running around aimlessly
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running around aimlessly = silly politicians *nodnod*
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= BANG!!!!!! |
= balloon exploding
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= a startling noise
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CRASH
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= twisted metal |
twisted metal = fun times in the mosh pit \m/
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= bouncin'
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= big,round breasticles |
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assorted imagery = camwhoring
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= usually platinum blonde and nude. (Marilyn Monroe?)
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= typical male fantasy
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typical male fantasy = walking in on two of the hottest lesbians who somehow overcome their sexual preferences and want him
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= yeah like that'll happen |
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= Tag lines of companies.
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= committee decisions
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= No raise.
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= a very cold feeling
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= having an ice cube in your ear. (Hah, you thought I'd say underwear, didn't you?)
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having an ice cube in your ear = chilled listening
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"chilled listening" = silent sanity
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= back porch,couple dogs,wobbly pops,listening to the birds. |
=yardsville
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=suburbs
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suburbs = new jersey
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= a very rich land devoid of sensibilities, distracted.
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= not your bedroom
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= on the kitchen counter
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= knives and some cream. Rawr!
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= a freezer with ensuing law enforcement
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= too shitfaced the night before |
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