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Sharon 04-19-2007 01:57 AM

= pig-slop

Ourcrazymodern? 04-19-2007 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
= pig-slop

= predigested bacon and ham forthcoming

(Yeah, I know...:) )

Laugh-O-Matic 04-19-2007 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
= predigested bacon and ham forthcoming

(Yeah, I know...:) )

= bad stomach ache the next day.

Fly 04-20-2007 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laugh-O-Matic
bad stomach ache the next day.


= too many wobbly pops

Laugh-O-Matic 04-20-2007 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
= too many wobbly pops

= Butterflies in the stomach.

Jetée 04-20-2007 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laugh-O-Matic
Butterflies in the stomach.

time to throw away some rotten food

Laugh-O-Matic 04-20-2007 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream
time to throw away some rotten food

= make the garbage guy work.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-20-2007 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laugh-O-Matic
= make the garbage guy work.

= keep producing it

Jetée 04-21-2007 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
keep producing it

=perpetual nonsense

uncle phil 04-23-2007 03:48 PM

perpetual nonsense = well, here we are...

CaliLivChick 04-23-2007 04:35 PM

well, here we are... = Flori-duh

Ourcrazymodern? 04-23-2007 06:55 PM

Flori-duh= mostly underwater soon, according to alarmists

IT2002 04-24-2007 04:10 PM

mostly underwater soon, according to alarmists = wake up before you drown!

Sion 04-24-2007 06:35 PM

= worst way to start your day...ever

Laugh-O-Matic 04-24-2007 09:05 PM

= Step on a pile of poop.

Sharon 04-25-2007 12:59 AM

= a footful of crap

Ourcrazymodern? 04-25-2007 02:14 PM

= a three-legged walk to the hospital.

Jetée 04-25-2007 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
a three-legged walk to the hospital.

= someone is missing a limb

uncle phil 04-25-2007 04:46 PM

someone is missing a limb = heather mills?

Sharon 04-25-2007 05:40 PM

= a recipe for marital disaster

Jetée 04-25-2007 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
a recipe for marital disaster

= believing that baseball is silly

Sharon 04-26-2007 02:37 AM

= a reasonable opinion about a game involving balls and shafts that isn't sex

Ourcrazymodern? 04-26-2007 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
a reasonable opinion about a game involving balls and shafts that isn't sex

= typically adorable, coming from you:thumbsup:

Fly 04-26-2007 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
typically adorable, coming from you:thumbsup:


= stains on the backseat of a '69 Chevelle

Sharon 04-27-2007 12:46 AM

= signs of "activity"

Ourcrazymodern? 04-27-2007 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
signs of "activity"

= worth investigating.

Fly 04-28-2007 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
worth investigating.


= the little man in the boat.







:D

Ourcrazymodern? 04-28-2007 01:18 PM

= the first mate

Sharon 04-29-2007 12:47 AM

= virginity taker

Laugh-O-Matic 04-29-2007 06:03 AM

= Wangs.

Jetée 04-30-2007 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laugh-O-Matic
Wangs.

=A famous family of Chinese acrobats.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-02-2007 08:02 AM

= there's no wonder noone can respond to this either.

Fly 05-02-2007 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
there's no wonder noone can respond to this either.


= dick.

in.

mouth.

Daemon1313 05-02-2007 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
dick.

in.

mouth.

= a salty treat.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-02-2007 02:55 PM

= pretzels

Fly 05-02-2007 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
pretzels




= twisted

Ourcrazymodern? 05-02-2007 03:22 PM

= entertaining if you're in the mood

Jetée 05-05-2007 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
entertaining if you're in the mood

=A dog, some peanut butter, and a balloon

Sharon 05-05-2007 04:55 AM

= a pretty poor meal

Ourcrazymodern? 05-05-2007 05:35 PM

= gruel with a garnish

Laugh-O-Matic 05-06-2007 07:47 AM

= tasteless marketed muck.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-06-2007 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laugh-O-Matic
= tasteless marketed muck.

= at least half of what we buy.

Laugh-O-Matic 05-06-2007 11:48 PM

= celebrity endorsed.

Sticky 05-07-2007 10:21 AM

celebrity endorsed = it must be good

uncle phil 05-07-2007 12:44 PM

it must be good = mama said

Sticky 05-07-2007 01:07 PM

mama said = Que sera sera

Sharon 05-07-2007 02:23 PM

= children's song

Jetée 05-07-2007 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
children's song

= Hit The Baby One More Time

Ourcrazymodern? 05-07-2007 02:39 PM

Hit The Baby One More Time = A recipe for societal disaster

Laugh-O-Matic 05-07-2007 11:24 PM

= sleep with your best friend's better half.

Sharon 05-08-2007 01:36 AM

= short term fun, long term aggravation

Laugh-O-Matic 05-08-2007 01:54 AM

= swings.

= swings.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-08-2007 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laugh-O-Matic
= swings.

= swings.

= pendular playground equipment.


heh:thumbsup:

Daemon1313 05-08-2007 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
pendular playground equipment.

= fun place to have sex.

uncle phil 05-08-2007 11:33 AM

fun place to have sex = the back seat of an old VW beetle

Jetée 05-08-2007 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
the back seat of an old VW beetle

= the last place your uncle was seen alive.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-10-2007 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream
= the last place your uncle was seen alive.

= a construction site somewhere

Laugh-O-Matic 05-10-2007 10:42 PM

= were a building once stood.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-11-2007 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laugh-O-Matic
= were a building once stood.

= a vacant lot

Sharon 05-11-2007 02:40 PM

= members of the blonde society

Ourcrazymodern? 05-11-2007 06:01 PM

= running around aimlessly

blue_eyes 05-11-2007 08:32 PM

running around aimlessly = silly politicians *nodnod*

Fly 05-12-2007 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue_eyes
silly politicians *nodnod*



= BANG!!!!!!

Sharon 05-12-2007 05:22 AM

= balloon exploding

Ourcrazymodern? 05-12-2007 05:27 AM

= a startling noise

hagatha 05-12-2007 06:22 AM

CRASH

Fly 05-12-2007 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hagatha
CRASH


= twisted metal

blue_eyes 05-12-2007 09:36 PM

twisted metal = fun times in the mosh pit \m/

Sharon 05-13-2007 02:51 AM

= bouncin'

Fly 05-13-2007 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
bouncin'



= big,round breasticles

Ourcrazymodern? 05-13-2007 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
= big,round breasticles

= assorted imagery

blue_eyes 05-13-2007 09:44 PM

assorted imagery = camwhoring

Laugh-O-Matic 05-13-2007 11:10 PM

= usually platinum blonde and nude. (Marilyn Monroe?)

Sharon 05-14-2007 02:20 AM

= typical male fantasy

Sticky 05-14-2007 05:15 AM

typical male fantasy = walking in on two of the hottest lesbians who somehow overcome their sexual preferences and want him

Fly 05-14-2007 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky
walking in on two of the hottest lesbians who somehow overcome their sexual preferences and want him



= yeah like that'll happen

Ourcrazymodern? 05-14-2007 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
= yeah like that'll happen

= people who think too much making any sense.

Jetée 05-14-2007 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
people who think too much making any sense.

= what's the point?

Ourcrazymodern? 05-14-2007 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream
= what's the point?

= it evolves, and usually grows.

Laugh-O-Matic 05-15-2007 06:56 AM

= Tag lines of companies.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-15-2007 06:59 AM

= committee decisions

Laugh-O-Matic 05-15-2007 07:01 AM

= No raise.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-15-2007 07:04 AM

= a very cold feeling

Laugh-O-Matic 05-15-2007 07:08 AM

= having an ice cube in your ear. (Hah, you thought I'd say underwear, didn't you?)

uncle phil 05-15-2007 01:49 PM

having an ice cube in your ear = chilled listening

Ourcrazymodern? 05-15-2007 02:57 PM

"chilled listening" = silent sanity

Fly 05-17-2007 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
silent sanity



= back porch,couple dogs,wobbly pops,listening to the birds.

blue_eyes 05-17-2007 10:50 AM

=yardsville

Daemon1313 05-17-2007 11:38 AM

=suburbs

uncle phil 05-17-2007 12:47 PM

suburbs = new jersey

Ourcrazymodern? 05-17-2007 03:40 PM

= a very rich land devoid of sensibilities, distracted.

Daemon1313 05-18-2007 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
a very rich land devoid of sensibilities, distracted.

= my bedroom

Sticky 05-18-2007 11:35 AM

= not your bedroom

Ourcrazymodern? 05-18-2007 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky
= not your bedroom

= anywhere else

Atropos4 05-18-2007 06:23 PM

= on the kitchen counter

Laugh-O-Matic 05-19-2007 01:31 AM

= knives and some cream. Rawr!

Ourcrazymodern? 05-19-2007 03:47 AM

= a freezer with ensuing law enforcement

Jetée 05-19-2007 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
a freezer with ensuing law enforcement

= out cold

Fly 05-19-2007 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream
out cold


= too shitfaced the night before

Ourcrazymodern? 05-19-2007 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
= too shitfaced the night before

= wrong the day after


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