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A man who's hand smells like George Bush Jr's Ass = the puppetmaster
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= mind control |
Mind control= Rasputin
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Rasputin = hung like a freakin' horse
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hung like a freakin' horse = Hal
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hal = shall - (s) - (l)
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shall -(s)-(l) = algebra
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algebra = fusion of numbers and letters
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= SEX.......... |
Climax=apogee
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sex=climax
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climax = the most exciting part of story (usually)
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the most exciting part of story (usually) = finding out who dunit (usually)
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Finding out who dunit (usually) = disappointed because it's over
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disappointed because it's over = my last girlfriend
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= psycho...... |
psycho = Hitchcock
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hitchcock = ow that hurts
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ow that hurts = bang, bang, maxwell silver hammer
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bang, bang, maxwell silver hammer = the carpenter banging the housekeeper
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the carpenter banging the housekeeper = gossip
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gossip = the E channel
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the E Channel = The thing they dug the chunnel under
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The thing they dug the chunnel under = H2O
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H20 = dihydrogen monoxide
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dihydrogen monoxide = 2 to 1 ratio
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2 to 1 ratio = 2:1
:p |
2:1 = man's fantasy
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man's fantasy = two on one
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two on one = double penetration
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double penetration = DP
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DP = dog poop
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dog poop = where does it all come from?? i swear i don't feed them <i>that</i> much!
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dog's ass = Karl Rove
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Karl Rove = CIA leak
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CIA leak = wild bill donovan pissing behind a tree
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wild bill donovan pissing behind a tree = indecent exposure
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Indecent exposure= i did not have sexual relations with that woman
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i did not have sexual relations with that woman = presidential faux paux
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presidential faux paux= blunder or not to blunder that is the question.
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blunder or not to blunder that is the question = welcome to the republican party
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welcome to the republican party = here's your accordian
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Here's your accordian=strike up a tune and wreck the place!
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strike up a tune and wreck the place! = 60s Who
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60s Who = hell yeah!
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hell yeah! = billy idol's rebel yell
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= outdated..... |
outdated = flyman's ass
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flyman's ass = the missing evolutionary link
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the missing evolutionary link = flushed away
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flushed away = last supper
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last supper = What? One of those dudes is a woman?!
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What? One of those dudes is a woman?! = The Backstreet Boys
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The Backstreet boys = Metrosexual
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metrosexual = man we have a category for everything
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man we have a category for everything = omnilabel
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omnilabel = RIAA and "The Big Five" record label giants
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RIAA and "The Big Five" record label giants = fuck 'em
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fuck 'em = girls at the Sagebrush Ranch
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girls at the sagebrush ranch = ride 'em, cowboys
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ride 'em, cowboys = save a horse, ride a cowboy
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save a horse, ride a cowboy = dale evans quote
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dale evans quote = "My ass is killing me"
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My ass is killing me = it's been over an hour, can i turn over now?
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= thank christ i didn't have to chew my right arm off. |
thank christ i didn't have to chew my right arm off =Ahhh! It's flyman!
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Ahhhh! It's flyman = Quick, hide the weed!
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Quick, hide the weed! = Republicans nearby
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Republicans nearby = dead republicans walking
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dead republicans walking = temptation to post names is great, but BIG Brother may be watching, so you can try a Google search instead! ;)
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temptation to post names is great, but BIG Brother may be watching, so you can try a Google search instead! = disappearing tfpers
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disappearing tfpers = the "banned" people...
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the "banned people" = people without some common sense
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people without some common sense = those shitheads behind me in the theater tonight
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those shitheads behind me in the theater tonight = the voices inside my head
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the voices inside my head = where's the volume control on this thing?!
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where's the volume control on this thing = drugs and alcohol
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drugs and alcohol = flyman stumbling everywhere in the dark looking for a piece of ass, only to grab paddyjoe's ass
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flyman stumbling everywhere in the dark looking for a piece of ass, only to grab paddyjoe's ass = feelgood is jealous!
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feelgood is jealous!= religon
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religon = people needing something to do on sundays other than going through the dictionary
(Gdamn right its a "religon") |
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= get the fuck outside and grab a life. |
get the fuck outside and grab a life= something maleficent cannot do
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something maleficent cannot do = pee standing up
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pee standing up = a real feat, but not as good as pee rolling over and playing dead
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= sit...........stay............good dog. |
sit.......stay.......good dog = result of flyman successful training program of paddyjoe
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= get me a beer bitch |
get me a beer bitch = the dog has trouble opening the fridge
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[QUOTEthe dog has trouble opening the fridge[/QUOTE]
the paws that refreshes... |
the paws that refreshes... = Secret ingredient in many an Asian Dish
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Secret ingredient in many an Asian Dish = that wasn't chicken
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= meow............ |
meow = hurt myself
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= hit the wrong nail |
hit the wrong nail = pressed thumb
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pressed thumb = something to avoid when ironing your pants
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something to avoid when ironing your pants = wearing them
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wearing [pants]= an outmoded form of fashion replaced by nudism
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