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joe's hairline = a flies dream head
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= when the missus is on my johnson |
when the missus is on my johnson = mystified satisfaction.
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mystified satisfaction = "I can't get no magical mystery tour..."
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"I can't get no magical mystery tour..." = a long, strange trip, nonetheless.
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a long, strange trip, nonetheless. = History of the world, part I
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History of the world, part I = the past.
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the past = what the future will be
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what the future will be = what we create
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What we create = An empire of robots
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an empire of robots = new labour
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new labour = additional ease
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additional ease = astroglide
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astroglide = silicone
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silicone = boobies.
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boobies = bouncies
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bouncies = superballs
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superballs = the testicles from hell
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the testicles from hell = not the devil's.
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not the devil's. = stops at the "period..."
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(uh-oh!)
stops at the "period..." = the cycle |
the cycle = single, double, triple, home run (same game)
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single, double, triple, home run (same game) = great first date
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Great first date = meet stranger, flirt outrageously, get fingered under the table, go home and have outrageously rough sex
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an excellent hobby = sleeping
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= something good to do after aforementioned great first date
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= a nice giggly breakfast and a cab-ride home.
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= thanks for bang......see ya'. |
thanks for bang......see ya'.= the perfect one night stand
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the perfect one night stand = She Buys my Drinks and no telly the wifey
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She Buys my Drinks and no telly the wifey = the worst Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor in the world. Ever.
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= Lindsay Lohan
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= nice tits........ |
nice tits = eye candy
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eye candy = re-wetting gum drops
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re-wetting gumdrops = stuck on the fence accidentally
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= but that sheep was sweet....... |
but that sheep was sweet = must've been a lamb!
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must've been a lamb! = Pork Chops or ?
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Pork Chops or? = the voice of reason, flavored.
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the voice of reason flavored. = Silk Chocolate
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Silk Chocolate = a mouthful of cloth
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a mouthful of cloth = She needs to take off her panties
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She needs to take off her panties = laundry day, again
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= everyday
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= play/rewind
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play/rewind = screw
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(If it lasts too long...)
screw = fastener |
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= tack |
tack = riding gear
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=helmet
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helmet = is 174 mph too fast?
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is 174 mph too fast? = correct line of thinking when driving through a playground
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= paying attention
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= overpriced |
overpriced = not a bargain
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not a bargain = I'm going somewhere else
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fucking service nowadays = can I get a live body here??
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can I get a live body here?? = What Zombies want -what they really really want.
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= to live again
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= not quite done with the life i got........... |
= "I don't want to go on the cart!"
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= "I want to ride the almight shaft"
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(Good goddess, Sharon!)
I want to ride the almight shaft = If god was here, I'd do him. |
= jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick
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= my dashboard ornament.
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my dashboard ornament= layer of dust
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layer of dust = patina of particulate matter
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= what our thoughts are composed of.
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= mass media mind control |
mass media mind control = The reason why THEY have no FREE WILL
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The reason why THEY have no FREE WILL
= involuntary servitude |
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= can i have fries with that please. |
= an unnecessarrily polite order.
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an unnecessarrily polite order= no spit in my food
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no spit in my food = don't piss off the waiter
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don't piss off the waiter = 20% tip
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= i won't give you a tip sweetie cuz,i'd actually like to give you the whole thing. |
give me the whole thing = oh yeah baby
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oh yeah baby = bring it on!
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bring it on = I'm ready!
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i'm ready = helen?
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helen? = When we spoke on the phone, I thought you were the face that launched a thousand ships!!!
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When we spoke on the phone, I thought you were the face that launched a thousand ships!!! = I am that face
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I am that face= My avatar
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= good 'ol BC bud |
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= and a bong full to boot |
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= *inhales*..............'ere. |
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*cough, cough, cough*..........which way do I pass this? I gorgot. = "...pass it over to me..."
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= thanks for the beer |
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now where's the john = How does one pee for so long?
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How does one pee for so long? = #1 question asked by those waiting desperately for the only cubicle in the ladies toilet
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#1 question asked by those waiting desperately for the only cubicle in the ladies toilet= "why does the guys bathroom have to be out of order?!?
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= when a guy can just go in the sink. |
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