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7 x 6...(or is it 6 x 7...) = is this the math thing you speak of?
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is this the math thing you speak of?=leave me out of it
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leave me out of it = i'm not here
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i'm not here = I must be wasted
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= hungover like a shithouse rat :hmm: |
hungover like a shithouse rat = a case of wobbley pops and couple of shots to boot
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a case of wobbley pops and couple of shots to boot = normal night on a big 10 campus
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normal night on a big 10 campus = party 'til ya puke
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= sure as hell don't miss them days |
sure as hell don't miss them days=high school
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high school = Stepping stone to boredom and substance abuse
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Stepping stone to boredom and substance abuse = no job, live at home, play comp games 24-7
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no job, live at home, play comp games 24-7 = virgin
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virgin = very dull life
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very dull life = a drab, weary existence
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a drab, weary existence = would be me except that I'm insane
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would be me except that I'm insane = but im not, so its ok
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= an alcoholic |
an alcoholic = my uncle
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my uncle = YOUR UNCLE!
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YOUR UNCLE! = you lose
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you lose = I win
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I win = we are all winner in out own way...well, everyone but you
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= blackjack |
midgets playing basketball = devolution of human kind
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blackjack = why did you hit me with that?
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blackjack = why the hell did i just waste all my money?
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why the hell did i just waste all my money? = I could have wasted it on a hooker
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= semen :D |
semen = does anyone else smell that?
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Does anyone else smell that= I could've sworn I turned the coffee pot off
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I could've sworn I turned the coffee pot off = you have have to clean the mug if it is always full!
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you have have to clean the mug if it is always full! = in this case, two "haves" do make a "full..."
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in this case, two "haves" do make a "full..." = more reason to proof read posts
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more reason to proof read posts = spellcheck?
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spellcheck = Word
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how about..... = fuck. you all know i'd say it anyways right? |
fuck = when ever
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(because it's hard to get rid of...)
Whenever= The best time for fucking |
The best time for fucking = anytime
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