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= now i have to wear these fuckin' pantyhose. |
now i have to wear these fuckin' pantyhose = something you and your dandy boyfriends secretly enjoy.
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= wearing toilet paper as a bridesgown. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/attachm...1&d=1122160379 *bastard* and those are the real deal too folks........not a chopped version :D |
wearing toilet paper as a bridesgown = identity crisis
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= paddyjoe lookin' in a mirror. |
paddyjoe lookin' in a mirror = who's the fairest of them all
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who's the fairest of them all = Elphabas aunts worst nightmare
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wormy red apples= no apple pie
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no apple pie = no rain in indianapolis
(gotta remember my buddy o. c. smith...) |
no rain in indianapolis = no spring in montana
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no spring in montana = I really hope you stocked up the pantry last fall...
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I really hope you stocked up the pantry last fall... = suicide
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useful septic tank product = the small yip yip dog dissapearing apparatus
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the small yip yip dog dissapearing apparatus = flyman's secret recipe 'meat' stew
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...-tee-shirt.jpg = Thanksgiving
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= thanks to that bastard joe for giving me the gears *you turkey* :D |
thanks to that bastard joe for giving me the gears = appeasement
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appeasement = being hit with a fistfull of green peas
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being hit with a fistfull of green peas = awesome if they are cooked but really crappy if they are frozen
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awesome if they are cooked but really crappy if they are frozen = steak and french fries
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steak and french fries = paddy joe's diet
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= holga's and fisheyes. |
holga's and fisheyes = top notch artwork
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= the blueflytrio *I'm such a whore* |
the blueflytrio = arena rock at it's finest!
ya fuckin slut.....:lol: |
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=KISS ................... |
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Beth = Peter Criss
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= best solo album outta the bunch http://content.answers.com/main/cont...lbum_cover.jpg |
best solo album outta the bunch = old music
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= robert johnson |
robert johnson = first & last name for fly's penis
[*eep!* i will probably regret revealing that formerly top secret bit of trivia...] |
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= richard head |
richard head = richard herz's cousin
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richard herz's cousin = ambiguous
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ambiguous = right...........
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= left.......... |
left = behind
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behind = little in the middle but she's got much back
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= it's all about the ass :thumbsup: |
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who's dick herz? = ball slapping
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ball slapping = crazy woman
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crazy woman = redundant
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redundant = eschew obfuscatory verbiage
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eschew obfuscatory verbiage = speak plainly
eschew obfuscatory verbiage = the opposite of what you said |
pick one...
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Speak plainly = the opposite of what you said:confused:
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the opposite of what you said = clam
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clam = chowder
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chowder = where the overalls went in mrs. murphy's
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where the overalls went in mrs. murphy's = a variant vichyssoise
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a variant vichyssoise=who took a leek in my soup?
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= now where's that damn paddyjoe? |
now where's that damn paddyjoe? = http://www.spyhunter007.com/Images/guinness_brewery.jpg
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Guinness = Book of World Records
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Book of World Records = Zeppelin-Houses of the Holy
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Zeppelin-Houses of the Holy = Flying churches
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Those flying churches = AMAZING!:thumbsup:
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amazing = grace
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grace = ballerinas
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ballerinas = flexible women
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Flexible women = gifts from god!
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gifts from god = politicians
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Whoa.
Politicians = necessary evils |
necessary evils = women
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women = the "fairer" sex
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the "fairer" sex = neither
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neither = nor
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nor = NEITHER
deadend = full stop. |
full stop = no more room on the bus
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= "sorry,didn't mean to puke there." |
sorry, didn't mean to puke there = whoops! Too late.
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"sorry, didn't mean to puke there." = "honey, come look at what YOUR two-year-old daughter did..."
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let me know before you cum = (LOL) a very curious question
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= refresh?....... |
= refresh?....... = /me loves his buddy from way out west...
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Refresh?........=I'm not tired yet; wanna take a sauna?
/me loves his buddy from way out west = matthew shepard? |
matthew sheppard? = the gay cabalero
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= that paddyjoe dude from Rahchacha |
that paddyjoe dude from Rahchacha = I know not what.
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this would be that PJ dude from rahchacha:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...asjoe0411a.jpg I know not what = many things |
many things = to much to do to think too little time
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to much to do to think too little time = stress
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stress = emphasis
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= better be nice......... |
= santa claus is coming to town
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santa claus is coming to town = "he's everywhere; he's everywhere..."
with apologies to the late roger miller... |
"he's everywhere, he's everywhere" = a very scary thought!
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A very scary thought = Jessica Simpson with access to the red button that deploys nuclear missiles
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= rock
(what's with you and "stone" today?) |
(indeed)
rock = hard |
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