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Tonight on spike TV=plenty of commercials to go get beer.
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plenty of beer in the fridge is a good thing then!!!!
= the great gospel according to Fly... |
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= ....smoke 'em if you got 'em..... |
smoke 'em if you got 'em = and dont if you aint
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you can't so you don't = wear pantyhose
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wear pantyhose = only when im knocking over a bank
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eep?...defer to someone smarter than aman.
(I know, I know...that won't require much!) |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by unoaman
eep?...defer to someone smarter than aman. (I know, I know...that won't require much!) [/QUOTE ??? |
Well crap, this page has gotten out of sync. I saw the thesupermikey's "eep...", and thought hell, I can't do anything with that one...
Only when I'm knocking over a bank = l Do I let uncle phil drive the car |
l Do I let uncle phil drive the car = you need insurance
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you need insurence = you will have an accident today
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you will have an accident today = so thats why there is blood gushing out of my leg
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so that's why there is blood gushing out of my leg = damn lawn mower
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damn lawn mower = damn lawn
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damn lawn = waterlogged
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waterlogged = premenstrual bloating
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premenstrual bloating = a bullshit reason to be rude to me
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= glad i got a dick |
glad i got a dick = what pat used to say
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what pat used to say = mine's bigger than yours
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mines bigger than yours = you must be talkin about your nose
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you must be talkin about your nose = a really poor witty comeback
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a really poor witty comeback = ok, show us YOUR stuff
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ok, show us YOUR stuff = OK, but i've only got about an quarter left.
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OK, but i've only got about a quarter left = that'll be twenty-five cents, please
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that'll be twenty-five cents, please = DOWN WITH THE DOLLAR BILL!
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DOWN WITH THE DOLLAR BILL! = up with the "loony?"
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up with the "loony?" = Uncle Phil has a new name for his Pepperoni
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Uncle Phil has a new name for his Pepperoni = none on my pizza please
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none on my pizza please = corn niblets
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corn niblets = not as good as pork jiblists
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not as good as pork jiblists = better written on a small boat's mast
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= don't fuck with me,for i have shaved my head |
don't fuck with me, for i have shaved my head = overheard on crystal gale's tour bus
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overheard on crystal gale's tour bus = don't it make your brown eyes blue
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don't it make your brown eyes blue = what is stain
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what is stain = the spot on monica lewinsky's blue dress
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What is stain = what is on your pants
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