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Sharon 03-17-2007 10:50 AM

when a guy can just go in the sink = too fucking gross

Atropos4 03-17-2007 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
too fucking gross

= cleaning public restrooms

Fly 03-17-2007 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atropos4
cleaning public restrooms


= here's your toothbrush convict.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-17-2007 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
= here's your toothbrush convict.

= just me and my bacteria

Sticky 03-19-2007 11:52 AM

just me and my bacteria = the latest Mercer Mayer book

Ourcrazymodern? 03-20-2007 09:56 AM

the latest Mercer Mayer book = educational(?) for the children

IT2002 03-20-2007 12:25 PM

educational(?) for the children = Nike shoe factory

uncle phil 03-20-2007 12:31 PM

Nike shoe factory = where one can step on the "swoosh..."

IT2002 03-20-2007 12:52 PM

where one can step on the "swoosh..." = Ali Babba's flying carpets

Sharon 03-20-2007 02:05 PM

Ali Babba's flying carpets = a unique place to get rug-burn from vigorous mile-high-club-type activity

Eeeraq 03-20-2007 02:40 PM

a unique place to get rug-burn from vigorous mile-high-club-type activity= your armpit

Ourcrazymodern? 03-20-2007 06:19 PM

(I don't get it)

your armpit = one of the 13 sexiest places on your body

Astrocloud 03-20-2007 07:31 PM

one of the 13 sexiest places on your body = The Uvula

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ls_diagram.jpg

Sharon 03-21-2007 03:24 AM

the uvula = spot to aim for in deepthroating

Ourcrazymodern? 03-21-2007 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
spot to aim for in deepthroating

= the heart

Eeeraq 03-21-2007 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
the heart

=An organ composed almost entirely of muscle.

IT2002 03-21-2007 01:57 PM

An organ composed almost entirely of muscle = The tongue

Ourcrazymodern? 03-21-2007 06:54 PM

= the cause of most of our troubles

Fly 03-21-2007 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
the cause of most of our troubles


= addiction

Astrocloud 03-21-2007 09:55 PM

addiction = denial

uncle phil 03-22-2007 03:09 AM

denial = a river in africa

(you knew that was coming...)

Ourcrazymodern? 03-22-2007 03:48 AM

(good one)

a river in Africa = the Congo

IT2002 03-22-2007 10:42 AM

The Congo = Drums

uncle phil 03-22-2007 11:22 AM

drums = percussion

Fly 03-22-2007 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
percussion


= garage band.


www.myspace.com/theblueflytrio

or......

www.myspace.com/moredogsthanbones



if i get in shit.........so be it.


(shameless plug,cuz i been drinking)


*yes this early in the afternoon*

Ourcrazymodern? 03-22-2007 12:42 PM

garage band = annoying the neighbors

(truly enjoyed the tunes, Fly! (you bastard))

John Dee 03-22-2007 01:14 PM

annoying the neighbors = Testing of home built trebuchet

Ourcrazymodern? 03-22-2007 03:52 PM

= unwise unless you have plenty of space.

Sharon 03-22-2007 06:33 PM

= playing football indoors. With a real football. And two full football teams.

Fly 03-22-2007 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
playing football indoors. With a real football. And two full football teams.



= "wadda ya' mean we ran out of wobbly pops?"

Ourcrazymodern? 03-23-2007 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
= "wadda ya' mean we ran out of wobbly pops?"

= somebody has to go for more

pmb145 03-24-2007 10:55 AM

somebody has to go for more = beer run

Sharon 03-24-2007 05:51 PM

beer run = an opportunity to drink tequila

Fly 03-24-2007 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
an opportunity to drink tequila



= any time a lime is present.

Astrocloud 03-24-2007 07:26 PM

any time a lime is present. = The Sun never sets on the British Empire.

Sharon 03-25-2007 02:58 AM

The Sun never sets on the British Empire = possible in the past, whereas today it's more like its always too cloudy to see the sun in the British Isles

Ourcrazymodern? 03-26-2007 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
possible in the past, whereas today it's more like its always too cloudy to see the sun in the British Isles

(Heh) = It used to be true, but now it's only a clinging memory...

Sharon 03-27-2007 02:14 AM

It used to be true, but now it's only a clinging memory = thoughts of a woman remembering the perfection of her teenage body :(

Astrocloud 03-27-2007 05:57 AM

thoughts of a woman remembering the perfection of her teenage body = somehow sexually appealing to a fat balding man thinking about a woman thinking about her body.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-27-2007 10:48 AM

somehow sexually appealing to a fat balding man thinking about a woman thinking about her body = It's all in one of your heads, after all.

Jetée 04-03-2007 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
It's all in one of your heads, after all.

=Schizophrenic naysayer

Ourcrazymodern? 04-03-2007 11:37 PM

Schizophrenic naysayer = someone who can't even agree with themself

Sharon 04-04-2007 01:51 AM

someone who can't even agree with themself = textbook definition of a woman

Jetée 04-04-2007 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
textbook definition of a woman

=Psychotic Man-Eating Machine

Ourcrazymodern? 04-04-2007 05:24 PM

Psychotic Man-Eating Machine = A carnivorous robot

Astrocloud 04-04-2007 09:34 PM

A carnivorous robot = a hungry dancer

Ourcrazymodern? 04-05-2007 08:30 AM

a hungry dancer = someone who should take a break

pmb145 04-06-2007 05:20 AM

someone who should take a break = I need a Kit Kat bar

Ourcrazymodern? 04-06-2007 10:45 AM

I need a Kit Kat bar = an advertiser's victim

Jetée 04-06-2007 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
an advertiser's victim

= a country's economic crutch

Sharon 04-06-2007 06:15 PM

= tequila!

Ourcrazymodern? 04-07-2007 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
= tequila!

= a very good friend of mine.

(Sharon! What's up with the tequila all the time?)

Fly 04-07-2007 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
a very good friend of mine.



= paddyjoe.....the bastard.

:D

Ourcrazymodern? 04-07-2007 01:12 PM

= disbelieving

Astrocloud 04-07-2007 02:05 PM

=believing in something else

Jetée 04-07-2007 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud
believing in something else

=great way to piss off your friends

Fly 04-08-2007 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream
great way to piss off your friends



= drink all the wobbly pops

paddyjoe 04-08-2007 06:05 AM

drink all the wobbly pops = flyman's book on party etiquette

Fly 04-08-2007 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
flyman's book on party etiquette




= live music,lottsa wobbly pops and some herbage.





*exactley what is gonna go down here in about an hour and a half*


*weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

uncle phil 04-08-2007 03:53 PM

live music, lottsa wobbly pops and some herbage = PARTAY!!!

paddyjoe 04-08-2007 06:23 PM

PARTAY!!! = what happens the second ol' phil walks into Moes.

Sharon 04-09-2007 03:15 AM

what happens the second ol' phil walks into Moes = girls go weak at the knees

uncle phil 04-09-2007 12:06 PM

girls go weak at the knees = "elvis has entered the building..."

(and thanks, pj and mysharona, for the kind words...)

IT2002 04-09-2007 03:10 PM

"elvis has entered the building..." = "Is it in yet?"

pmb145 04-09-2007 04:09 PM

"Is it in yet?" = that's what she said!

IT2002 04-09-2007 06:15 PM

that's what she said! = "Are all of you guys on the same team?"

Astrocloud 04-09-2007 06:37 PM

"Are all of you guys on the same team?" = Masturbation is not a team sport.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-10-2007 06:24 AM

Masturbation is not a team sport = It depends on the team you play with.

pmb145 04-10-2007 04:13 PM

It depends on the team you play with = I always get picked last.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-10-2007 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmb145
I always get picked last.

= Alter your approach.

Sharon 04-11-2007 02:41 AM

= good advice for a pilot about to crash-land

Fly 04-11-2007 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
good advice for a pilot about to crash-land


= you might want to put the drink down.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-11-2007 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
= you might want to put the drink down.

= a conservative bartender

Jetée 04-11-2007 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
a conservative bartender

=there is no such thing

uncle phil 04-11-2007 05:16 PM

there is no such thing = jackalope

Ourcrazymodern? 04-11-2007 05:46 PM

jackalope = the reason jill remain a spinster

Jetée 04-11-2007 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
the reason Jill remains a spinster

=because she doesn't put out

Daemon1313 04-12-2007 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream
because she doesn't put out

=The reason I'm banging her roomate

uncle phil 04-12-2007 12:30 PM

The reason I'm banging her roommate = because it feels so good when i stop

Jetée 04-12-2007 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
because it feels so good when i stop

=HAMMERTIME!

Sharon 04-13-2007 02:49 AM

You can't touch this.

Daemon1313 04-13-2007 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
You can't touch this.

=It's that time of the month

Fly 04-13-2007 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daemon1313
It's that time of the month



= red wings!!!!! who wants thier redwings?

Ourcrazymodern? 04-13-2007 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
red wings!!!!! who wants thier redwings?

= depoprovera

pmb145 04-13-2007 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
= depoprovera

= I had to look up what this word meant.

uncle phil 04-13-2007 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmb145
= I had to look up what this word meant.

antidisestablishmentarianism...

Fly 04-13-2007 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
antidisestablishmentarianism...



= fuck them all..............

Jetée 04-13-2007 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
fuck them all..............

=Damn Commies...

Ourcrazymodern? 04-13-2007 08:43 PM

= a way-wrong answer

Fly 04-14-2007 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
a way-wrong answer



= 47

Ourcrazymodern? 04-14-2007 05:37 AM

= damn time passages!

Jetée 04-16-2007 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
damn time passages!

= alternate universe mayhem!

Fly 04-17-2007 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream
alternate universe mayhem!



= LSD

Ourcrazymodern? 04-17-2007 06:52 AM

LSD = puzzling magnificence

Jetée 04-17-2007 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
puzzling magnificence

=Kaleidoscope underwater

uncle phil 04-17-2007 12:19 PM

Kaleidoscope underwater = "misty watercolor madness"

Ourcrazymodern? 04-17-2007 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
"misty watercolor madness"


= my sister-in-law's art

Daemon1313 04-18-2007 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
= my sister-in-law's art

=absolute crap

Ourcrazymodern? 04-18-2007 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daemon1313
absolute crap

= recycled nutrients

Laugh-O-Matic 04-18-2007 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
= recycled nutrients

= Hog-wash.


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