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when a guy can just go in the sink = too fucking gross
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= here's your toothbrush convict. |
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just me and my bacteria = the latest Mercer Mayer book
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the latest Mercer Mayer book = educational(?) for the children
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educational(?) for the children = Nike shoe factory
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Nike shoe factory = where one can step on the "swoosh..."
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where one can step on the "swoosh..." = Ali Babba's flying carpets
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Ali Babba's flying carpets = a unique place to get rug-burn from vigorous mile-high-club-type activity
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a unique place to get rug-burn from vigorous mile-high-club-type activity= your armpit
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(I don't get it)
your armpit = one of the 13 sexiest places on your body |
one of the 13 sexiest places on your body = The Uvula
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the uvula = spot to aim for in deepthroating
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An organ composed almost entirely of muscle = The tongue
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= the cause of most of our troubles
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= addiction |
addiction = denial
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denial = a river in africa
(you knew that was coming...) |
(good one)
a river in Africa = the Congo |
The Congo = Drums
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drums = percussion
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= garage band. www.myspace.com/theblueflytrio or...... www.myspace.com/moredogsthanbones if i get in shit.........so be it. (shameless plug,cuz i been drinking) *yes this early in the afternoon* |
garage band = annoying the neighbors
(truly enjoyed the tunes, Fly! (you bastard)) |
annoying the neighbors = Testing of home built trebuchet
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= unwise unless you have plenty of space.
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= playing football indoors. With a real football. And two full football teams.
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= "wadda ya' mean we ran out of wobbly pops?" |
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somebody has to go for more = beer run
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beer run = an opportunity to drink tequila
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= any time a lime is present. |
any time a lime is present. = The Sun never sets on the British Empire.
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The Sun never sets on the British Empire = possible in the past, whereas today it's more like its always too cloudy to see the sun in the British Isles
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It used to be true, but now it's only a clinging memory = thoughts of a woman remembering the perfection of her teenage body :(
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thoughts of a woman remembering the perfection of her teenage body = somehow sexually appealing to a fat balding man thinking about a woman thinking about her body.
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somehow sexually appealing to a fat balding man thinking about a woman thinking about her body = It's all in one of your heads, after all.
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Schizophrenic naysayer = someone who can't even agree with themself
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someone who can't even agree with themself = textbook definition of a woman
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Psychotic Man-Eating Machine = A carnivorous robot
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A carnivorous robot = a hungry dancer
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a hungry dancer = someone who should take a break
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someone who should take a break = I need a Kit Kat bar
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I need a Kit Kat bar = an advertiser's victim
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= tequila!
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(Sharon! What's up with the tequila all the time?) |
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= paddyjoe.....the bastard. :D |
= disbelieving
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=believing in something else
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= drink all the wobbly pops |
drink all the wobbly pops = flyman's book on party etiquette
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= live music,lottsa wobbly pops and some herbage. *exactley what is gonna go down here in about an hour and a half* *weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* |
live music, lottsa wobbly pops and some herbage = PARTAY!!!
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PARTAY!!! = what happens the second ol' phil walks into Moes.
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what happens the second ol' phil walks into Moes = girls go weak at the knees
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girls go weak at the knees = "elvis has entered the building..."
(and thanks, pj and mysharona, for the kind words...) |
"elvis has entered the building..." = "Is it in yet?"
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"Is it in yet?" = that's what she said!
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that's what she said! = "Are all of you guys on the same team?"
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"Are all of you guys on the same team?" = Masturbation is not a team sport.
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Masturbation is not a team sport = It depends on the team you play with.
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It depends on the team you play with = I always get picked last.
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= good advice for a pilot about to crash-land
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= you might want to put the drink down. |
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there is no such thing = jackalope
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jackalope = the reason jill remain a spinster
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The reason I'm banging her roommate = because it feels so good when i stop
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You can't touch this.
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= red wings!!!!! who wants thier redwings? |
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= fuck them all.............. |
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= a way-wrong answer
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= 47 |
= damn time passages!
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= LSD |
LSD = puzzling magnificence
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Kaleidoscope underwater = "misty watercolor madness"
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