an outmoded form of fashion replaced by nudism = maypole dancing in full armor

= a fucked up night at fly's house.

a fucked up night at fly's house = Something involving sheep, marijuana and coors light

= Astroglides last date

Astroglides last date = Flymans Mother

Flyman's Mother = spanked his hairy ass

= paddyjoe loved every minute of it

paddyjoe loved every minute of it = lunch with tecoyah and unclephil

= HOG..........

= the flys dream, just out of reach





*also, let me add this. I will accept a spanking from any one of your damn mothers.*

the flys dream, just out of reach = MJ 100% legal worldwide

= no war..........all love baby.

no war..........all love baby = that place in the desert in "easy rider"

that place in the desert in "easy rider" =Where there's a horse with no Name

Where there's a horse with no Name=same place that had the killing frost that killed Wildfire

same place that had the killing frost that killed Wildfire = katie bar the door

katie bar the door = Somebody's knockin'

Somebody's knockin' = house isn't a rockin'

house isn't a rockin' = tires are flat

tires are flat = bad thing to happen on a fedex plane

bad thing to happen on a fedex plane = discovering your illegal shipment of tiger penises

discovering your illegal shipment of tiger penises = the last thing you want yor parents to discover while lookin for your secret stash

the last thing you want yo(u)r parents to discover while lookin(g) for your secret stash = dad's signature on the visa bill at the grocery store

dad's signature on the visa bill at the grocery store = Unreadable Scrawl

Unreadable Scrawl = first year course in med school

first year course in med school = Patients are Morons 101

Patients are Morons 101 = 10 credit hour class :eek:

10 credit hour class = my senior thesis

my senior thesis = you had to write a thesis? Man was I lucky.

you had to write a thesis? Man was I lucky. = I paid the professor for a grade

I paid the professor for a grade=teacher's pet

teacher's pet = flipping burgers for a living now

from post #1...

The equals (=) game

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I was inspired by a poster that I saw. It said something like "US greed for Oil equals War" and then I thought of something else I read that goes "War equals failure".

So does that mean that Greed for Oil equals failure? I thought about it for a second and then decided that this can go on forever.

I'm not necessarilly looking for Orwellian doublespeak (ie Freedom equals Slavery) but if that is where the thread goes so be it... Just say what comes to mind

Here let me start the first one

Silence = Peace

= paddyjoe's favorite passtime......

Seeing as how paul made an illegal move, I'll continue:

flipping burgers for a living now = would you like to supersize?

ok guys, let's settle back...

i don't know where we got lost, but...

starting with the last entry, posted by the red-head...

would you like to supersize = /me wants fries with that

= i'd like a fur burger,thighs on the side........a nipple thick shake,and a cherry bendover for desert.

= what the waitress at sonic burger hears every time the flyman drives through

what the waitress at sonic burger hears every time the flyman drives through = What no Coors Light!!!?

= Something flyman would never say

Something flyman would never say = "say hallallujiah, amen..."

air mattress in a pool = mirrowed sunglasses

man.......you bastards are killing me here.


......hey newtx........hit refresh eh.



= THE BEER STORE IS OPEN!!!!!!!!!!

= flyman's prayer was answered

= the chopper didn't see his outdoor stash :thumbsup:

the chopper didn't see his outdoor stash = pilot was too high

pilot was too high = he bumped his head on the roof and adjusted his seat.

he bumped his head on the roof and adjusted his seat = going...down?

= cunning linguist

cunning linguist = lickety-split locutor

lickety-split locutor = wtf?

wtf? = with teal feathers?

with teal feathers? = a teal

a teal = dress

dress = casual

casual = whoops, we forgot the silverware

whoops, we forgot the silverware = got fingers?

got fingers = pick nose?

= 2 knuckles deep......

2 knuckles deep...... = front and back

front and back= rock and roll
(Phil youre one sick puppy) (sticks tongue out)

rock and roll = what you say and do when there's a rockslide on the highway

what you say and do when there's a rockslide on the highway = "Holy shit!" & hit the brakes

= hope you didnt mess the clean underware you wore cause your mom told you you never knew when youd get into an accident

= fuck me..........mom was right all along.

fuck me..........mom was right all along = never get involved with a married man

never get involved with a married man = dont play on another persons playground

dont play on another persons playground = just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score = spain vs tunisia this afternoon

spain vs tunisia this afternoon = thank the gods I gotta work

= cuz if i didn't work,i'd be pissed by noon

cuz if i didn't work, i'd be pissed by noon = the sun has yet to reach the yardarm somewhere

the sun has yet to reach the yardarm somewhere = what's a yardarm?

what's a yardarm? = three feet from shoulder to fingertips

three feet from shoulder to fingertips = a little less than half your height

a little less than half your height = midget

midget = minime

minime = stole the movie

stole the movie = grand theft

grand theft = liberating a chocolatebar from a convienience store

liberating a chocolatebar from a convenience store = five finger discount

five finger discount = five fingered fist of fury

five fingered fist of fury = mussolini finger puppets

mussolini finger puppets = I hope he washed his hands first... who knows where they have BEEN!

I hope he washed his hands first... who knows where they have BEEN! = what you think about the chef

= the bastard had better not have spit in my food.

the bastard had better not have spit in my food = you better not ever ask me to deliver dinner to the old lady in #511 again!

you better not ever ask me to deliver dinner to the old lady in #511 again! = the image of blue hair flying across the room at me will haunt me until I die

the image of blue hair flying across the room at me will haunt me until I die = Homer's memory of his honeymoon

Homer's memory of his honeymoon = donut, agggghhhhhh

donut, agggghhhhhh = gotta eat the outside to get to the hole

= it better be clean baby.

it better be clean baby = ivory snow is 99 44/100% pure

ivory snow is 99 44/100% pure = yellow snow is not so pure

yellow snow is not so pure = does anyone know where the dog has been?

does anyone know where the dog has been? = licking its ass

= and liking it too........

and liking it too........ = having one's cake to eat

having one's cake to eat = One being very upset at me becuase I did not ask him

= "you talkin' to me?"