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puking on your hosts shoes = a proper bow
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a proper bow = shoots arrows straight
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shoots arrows straight = Robin Hood (cartoon version)
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Robin Hood (cartoon version) = double-thick TV screen
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double-thick TV screen = heavy TV
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heavy TV = 54" job
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54" job = lots of plastic surgery
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lots of plastic surgery = Micheal Jackson
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Michael Jackson = don't get me started
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=fuckin' losers at work |
fuckin' losers at work = Don't have shit for responsibility
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Don't have shit for responsibility = sergeant schultz
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= funny memories. |
funny memories=the period that follows eating mushrooms by one hour
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= susceptibilty to attacks of mad giggles
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susceptibilty to attacks of mad giggles= Stoned out of your gourd
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= better things are out there |
better things are out there = one bourbon, one scotch, and one bee-ah...
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one bourbon, one scotch, and one bee-ah = what i drink when i drink alone
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midget's playing basketball = one hellavu party
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cool under-wire, size 38D = One Sexy Eskimo
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One Sexy Eskimo = is it cold out or are you glad to see me?
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is it cold out or are you glad to see me = things you should never say
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things you should never say = I love you even though you are fat
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I love you even though you are fat = something that sometimes needs to be said
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something that sometimes needs to be said = i think you should take a bath
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I think you should take a bath = I'm planning on killing you with the toaster. Please be accomodating.
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I'm planning on killing you with the toaster. Please be accomodating. = May i make some toast first?
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May I take some toast first? = Murder makes me hungry.
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Murder makes me hungry = Where's the beef?
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Where's the beef? = Burger King
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Burger King = GH
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GH = Good Head?
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Good Head = something i never get
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Something i never get = our government
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our government = better than theirs
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better than theirs = much bigger
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