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brain candy = Whizzo Chocolate Quality Assortment #18
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whizzo chocolate quality assortment #18 = Wonka flying frisbees
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an effective deterrent to pernicious knids = iron filings in my blow-dart.
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Jack Haley tap dancing = The dead are raising a racket again.
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=seems like a lifetime
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= fourscore and 10 years
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fourscore and 10 years = almost a century
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almost a century = my savings account
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my savings account = worthless
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worthless = a pig in a poke
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a pig in a poke = a fly in a caboose
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a fly in a caboose = a crazy Canadian on rails ....I mean that in the most positive way.
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= the Canadian localized version of Ruby on Rails.
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= Actually, my grandfather was Dutch
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good one joe...........
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= a penny not spent
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A penny not spent = The new tenants inhabiting my champagne bottle.
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champagne bottle = a thing that launched a thousand ships
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a thing that launched a thousand ships = Elizabethan editorials.
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Elizabethan editorials = A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
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= don't forget the pre-nuptial agreement, dear :love: PS: you reminded me I gotta eat a couple good hot dogs tomorrow ...not this kind, but this is funny: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tdogdoggie.jpg |
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an unpredictable sastifaction = my in-box.
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= Spam eggs sausage and spam
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Spam eggs sausage and Spam = Austin, Minnesota tour guides lunch bucket.
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= Arteriosclerosis with a convenient take-along handle.
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= First class conveyance for the pelicans of love
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your very soul = your heart's constant companion.
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your heart's constant companion = my family
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full of girly girls
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full of girly girls = larry flynt's mag
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larry flint's mag = porn
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= entropy running in reverse for a short time
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= I feel fine
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= Creedence Clearwater Revival
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=a gospel choir
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a gospel choir = sore hands.
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=playing guitar all day |
playing guitar all day = emptying your styrofoam cup.
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emptying your styrofoam cup. = ka-CHING!!!
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ka- CHING!!! = one armed bandito.
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mindless theft = my ex.
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=The wrong answer to your why
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the wrong answer to your why = Public education.
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= the daily show with John Stuart Mill
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The daily show with John Stuart Mill = I haven't the foggiest notion.
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I haven't the foggiest notion = original ideas from the inhabitants of "foggy bottom..."
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= Let's nuke Pat Robertson and see how he likes it.
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Let's nuke Pat Robertson and see how he likes it = Nuclear Jesus Zombified
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The End of This Age = 1/20/2009
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1/20/2009=just another day in the future, without the end in sight.
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=that's a little bit redundant.
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that's a little bit redundant = working for a living
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=I love to drive.
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= Fairway addiction
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=Your caddy is a dealer
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=I might have more effectively gone and laid down again.
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sweet...........Astroglide is back......how you been man?
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= passed out from too many beers........ |
= sawin' ZZZZZs...
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= a much-needed good night's sleep
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= Needs to count some sheep
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= The New Zealand Census
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The New Zealand Census = "one and one and one are three..."
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= Sesame Street issues
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= tomorrow-morrow land.
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and I misspelled eunuch
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tomorrow-morrow land = The wonderful world of online publishing
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= Women's Gyms
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= the other side of peepholes
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= Damn it! Stop watching Desperate Housewives and get on with the Lesbian Sex already.
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= the reason why we have pornography
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= So we can have teh internets
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= TCP/IP
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= Worth 20 marks last semester.
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=always doing my best
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= golfing...
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=a better answer,
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= luminescent
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= those shiny things that float around inside my eyeballs..
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= playful meditation
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