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in the kleenex,instead of the woman = appropriate place for snot rockets
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appropriate place for snot rockets = down the front of your shirt
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down the front of your shirt = buttons
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buttons = Ripping them off with my teeth
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Ripping them off with my teeth = bottlecaps
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bottlecaps = screw-off
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screw off = me at work
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me at work = somebody's bitch
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somebody's bitch = my dog Mitzi
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my dog Mitzi = I must be someone else
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i must be someone else = i'm not myself today
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I'm not myself today = Freaky Friday
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Freaky Friday = Mark Harmon
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Mark Harmon = Summer School
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Summer School = the suck
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the suck = hungry baby on the nip
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hungrybaby at the nip = little bastard took my spot
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little bastard took my spot = christmas shopping at the mall
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christmas shopping at the mall=aggression
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aggression = purist form of human emotion
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purist form of human emotion = fear
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fear = a sign of weakness
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a sign of weakness=anger
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anger=a poor excuse for violence
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a poor excuse for violence = sports
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sports = wonderful activities
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wonderful activities = Roshambo
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Roshambo = a word I had to google
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a word (ok, four) I had to Google = ELSA Gladiac 920 voltage
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ELSA Gladiac 920 voltage = troubleshooting
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troubleshooting=tech support
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tech support = my friend
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maryjane = spiderman's girl
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the black widow = weaver of sinister and deadly webs
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weaver of sinister and deadly webs = my ex
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my ex = dumb blonde
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dumb blonde = airhead
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