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splck is about to shuck a pile of oysters = sexual innuendo
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splck and his oysters = something in great demand
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= when are we eatin'? |
when are we eatin'? = lunchtime
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lunchtime = 2 hour break
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2 hour break = come in late & leave early
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come in late & leave early = i'll love you in the morning
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i'll love you in the morning = should have just said "I love you"
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should have just said "I love you" = why don't we get drunk and screw
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why don't we get drunk and screw = you're pretty when I'm drunk
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you're pretty when I'm drunk = you, me, and a Heineken
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you, me, and a Heineken = fuzzy flounder fishing
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fuzzy flounder fishing = A good time of the month
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A good time of the month = 8:30
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8:30 = 4:20
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4:20 = no thanks, I've retired
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no thanks, I've retired = take this job and shove it
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take this job and shove it = dad trying to get me to mow the lawn
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dad trying to get me to mow the lawn = a task you'll be getting your spawn to do when you're a parent
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a task you'll be getting your spawn to do when you're a parent = take out the baby and change the garbage
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take out the baby and change the garbage = something my ex mother-in-law should have done with her child
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something my ex mother-in-law should have done with her child = saved the afterbirth
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hoooahhhhhh..........ouch!!!! Quote:
= dayglo abortion *it's a band eh* |
dayglo abortion = like a rainbow
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dayglo abortion = almost as good as a postpartum abortion
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like a rainbow = She comes in colors everywhere
*It's a song eh* |
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= pretty colours on the bedsheet |
pretty colours on the bedsheet = I ate skittles in bed again
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I ate skittles in bed again = feels like three blind rice
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feels like three blind rice = Wheeze while they run
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wheeze while they run = Rockin out to nerd rock during a marathon
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Rockin out to nerd rock during a marathon = "we are devo..."
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"we are devo..." = Through Being Cool
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fuckin' posers = teenagers with smokes in hand
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teenagers with smokes in hand = the death-wish squad
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the death-wish squad = Charles Bronson fanboys
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Charles Bronson fanboys = sly is one
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sly is one = lys is neo
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lys is neo = yls si eno
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yis si eno = what the fuck?
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what the fuck? = feelgood's avatar :D
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feelgood's avatar = penguins should drop trou
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penguins should drop trou = I don't know what I've been told; Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
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I don't know what I've been told; Eskimo pussy is mighty cold=My ex-girlfriend
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My ex-girlfriend = My ex-boss
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My ex-boss = great person
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great person = Bruce Campbell
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Bruce Campbell = world's greatest B-movie star
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world's greatest B-movie star = briget bardot
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brigitte bardot = lay off baby seals, you butcher
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lay off baby seals, you butcher = PETA slogan
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PETA slogan = let's have a salad
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Lets have a salad = horrible name for a porno
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Horrible name for a porno=Butt-Fu: Schlongs of Fury :D
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Butt-Fu: Schlongs of Fury = saturday night at the ymca
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saturday night at the ymca = sunday morning at the clinic
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sunday morning at the clinic = another overdone weekend
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another overdone weekend = a solid hit in the wallet
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A solid hit in the wallet = treating your woman, her sister, her cute neighbor, and their hot yoga instructor
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treating your woman, her sister, her cute neighbor, and their hot yoga instructor = attempt at FFFFM
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attempt at FFFFM = cluster fuck
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cluster fuck=honey bunches of oats
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honey bunches of oats=cellulite on your SOs nuts
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cellulite on you SOs nuts = heavy lap-dancing
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heavy lap-dancing = crushed pelvis (especially if she's one of those 400-pounders)
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= just for the halibut |
just for the halibut = must be Friday nite!
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must be Friday nite! = flyman's backyard smells of skunk...sweet skunk that is.
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flyman's backyard smells of skunk...sweet skunk that is= Munchies
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munchies = cannibalistic kiddie band
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cannibalistic kiddie band = Alvin and the chickmunch
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Alvin and the chickmunch = pete rozelle and the colonel's nuggets
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pete rozelle and the colonel's nuggets = almost killed this thread
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almost killed this thread = now we don't have to do a search to drag it back up
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now we don't have to do a search to drag it back up = a brand new life
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a brand new life = witness protection program candidate
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witness protection program candidate = the stool of a pigeon
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the stool of a pigeon = fell on your head, uncle phil. ewwwwwwww
*passes uncle phil a bottle of shampoo* |
fell on your head, uncle phil. ewwwwwwww = Blue Ice
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Blue Ice = Boeing bombs
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Boeing bombs = rolling thunder (you had to be there...)
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rolling thunder = a cheesy coin-op game back in the day
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a cheesy coin-op game back in the day = Dragon's Lair
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Dragon's Lair = vhi's i love the 80's
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vhi's i love the 80's = I have to live through this crap a second time?
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I have to live through this crap a second time? = Whoa, deja vu!
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Whoa, deja vu! = all over again?
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all over again? = 3rd grade
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3rd grade = not the best; not the worst
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not the best; not the worst = C student
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c student= best friend
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Best friend= A right arsehole
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A right arsehole = the arsehole to the right of the left arshole
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the arsehole to the right of the left arshole = Rush Limbaugh
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Rush Limbaugh=A man who will be presidentially pardoned
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A man who will be presidentially pardoned = karl rove
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karl rove= A man who's hand smells like George Bush Jr's Ass.
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