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= soiled underpants |
= baby needs diapers.
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baby needs diapers = junior isn't quite potty-trained
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junior isn't quite potty-trained
= maybe we should consult a specialist. |
= Billy is talking to himself again.
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Billy is talking to himself again. = Time for a new prescription.
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I have consulted you because it has been erect for more than four hours = the ad was right
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the ad was right = consumer confusion
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= the price of fucking gas........... |
the price of fucking gas = sky fucking high
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kinky sex = sex before ironing
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sex before ironing = hot stuff
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hot stuff = magma.
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= X-Men.
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X-men = the more common transsexuals
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= chicks with dicks.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/10.jpg = an almost unreadable picture
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Unreadable picture = blurry
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blurry = how I am feeling right now
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kinda sucky, then = not right now, I have a headache.
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Not right now, I have a headache = Blue balls
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Blue balls = a small town in southern pennsylvania
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a small town in southern pennsylvania = chocolate.
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Chocolate = Hersheys
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I might eat well tonight.
=I am not Nicole Richie. |
I am not Nicole Richie = But I do play her on TV
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= INTERNET!
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= something invented by Al Gore
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=global warming:thumbsup:
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= things that were a bitch to calculate in Financial Accounting class with regards to premiums and discounts on bonds
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= mental masturbation.
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=finding Albert Einstein sexy.
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= finding a comb |
finding a comb = nipples
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= a place to hang your hat. |
A place to hang your hat = hook on the wall
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= Protection.
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= what people buy guns for?
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what people buy guns for? = to fill up space in that rack in the rear window of their pick-em-up truck
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= Blow jobs from a wild one.
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Blow jobs from a wild one = http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...il/wildone.gif
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= Not like The Godfather.
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The Don Vito = another corleone
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another corleone = more trouble
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= Being pulled up for drunken driving.
And, you're a cop. |
(I wonder why people wonder.)
Being pulled up for drunken driving = a costly mistake. |
= a misplaced decimal place on a cheque.
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a misplaced decimal place on a cheque = what am I writing out the number in words for
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trying to be clear, in a primitive way
= swearing. |
swearing = venting
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blaming it on the dog = misplaced homework
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misplaced homework = a usual lie
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a usual lie = I didn't do it
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I didn't do it = and i'll never do it again
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= twins of two different races
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= must be fraternal
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The Wonder Twins
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Nothing I would ever eat
= a tarantula with ketchup and mustard. |
a tarantula with ketchup and mustard = deep fried spider
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deep fried spider = oops, will anyone notice?
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oops, will anyone notice? = commando in a see-through outfit
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commando in a see-through outfit = yum!
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Yum! = Blueberry Pie
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vanity and poet = pink rhymes with sink
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pink rymes with sink = single sylable words
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single syl(l)able words = my golf game
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my golf game = virtually non-existent
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virtually non-existent = the chance of me playing computer games
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