The equals (=) game
 

I was inspired by a poster that I saw. It said something like "US greed for Oil equals War" and then I thought of something else I read that goes "War equals failure".

So does that mean that Greed for Oil equals failure? I thought about it for a second and then decided that this can go on forever.

I'm not necessarilly looking for Orwellian doublespeak (ie Freedom equals Slavery) but if that is where the thread goes so be it... Just say what comes to mind

Here let me start the first one

Silence = Peace

Peace = Paranoia

Paranoia = Vanity

Vanity = Frustration

Frustration = Throwing monitor down the stairs

throwing monitor down the stairs = regret

regret = suicide

suicide = silence :D

Silence #2 = no beans last night

No beans last night = empty stomach

empty stomach = hunting time

hunting time = Full Moon

Full Moon = Insomnia.

I just remember sleepless nights when i used looked at the moon for a long time.

insomnia = time to take benadryl

benadryl = annoying commercials

annoying commercials = carrot top !

carrot top = wanker!

wanker = 13 Year old Boy

13 year old Boy = not pictured here

not pictured here = goatse

goatse = http://home.comcast.net/~astrocloud/goatavatar.jpg

=playtime

playtime = exhibition board

exhibition board = alcohol drinking

alcohol drinking = Dancing

Dancing = strippers

strippers = erection

erection = masturbation

Masturbation = spilling juice

spilling juice = clean up on aisle 4 !

clean up on aisle 4 = pissed off store clerk

pissed off store clerk = Clerk with Armalite AR10 pumping round after round bitterly at his co-workers.

-- Fight Club.

Clerk with Armalite AR10 pumping round after round bitterly at his co-workers = A pissed of manager and a bunch of dead people.

blowing guys at the truck stop=Bones job in highschool

blowing guys at the truck stop = getting a quick 60 dollars

getting a quick 60 dollars = Bones paying to get blown in highschool

bones paying to get blown in highschool = comedy

comedy = midget's playing basketball

midget's playing basketball = very short game

very short game = snap

snap = whistle

Whistle = Overtime

Overtime = A sweet paycheck

A sweet paycheck = downpayment on a new car

downpayment on a new car = a few years of car payments

bones salary for blowing a guy at the truck stop=priceless

priceless = pictures of bones earning his salary in high school

midget playing basketball = My next date!!

pictures of Bones earning his salary in high school = Horror, shock, and amazement

Horror, shock and amazement = bush getting elected

Bush Getting Elected = Supreme Court Judgement Call

taking the trucker who stiffed bones to court after blowing him at the a truck stop=reason why bones now has both herpes and large legal fees

that guy named stu that bones blew at the truck stop in new mexico=the same guy that later died from AIDS

the same guy that later died from AIDS = sad

when the guy bones blew at the truck stop didnt pay him = Call to Bones' Pimp

the big guy at the truck stop's phone rings with "its raining men" as the ringtone = Bubba

Bubba=Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump=Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks= Actor
Hope i did it right this time!!

Actor = Career Bones thought he was going for when he "auditioned" at the truck stop

Career Bones thought he was going for when he "auditioned" at the truck stop=Homo-erotica

Homo-erotica = the security camera film from the truck stop in new mexico where Bones blew that dude for the promise of $2.50

=really cheap sex

really cheap sex = a pie eating contest

a pie eating contest = what Bones started out to do at the truckstop when he was sidetracked

what Bones started out to do at the truckstop when he was sidetracked = gained the spiritual insight of a gigolo black belt

gained the spiritual insight of a gigolo black belt = bad movie staring rob snider

bad movie starring Rob Schneider = Bones biographical movie about his truckstop years

Bones biographical movie about his truckstop years = made for the internet and presented by bear magazine dot com and titled "My ass still hurts"

made for the internet and presented by bear magazine dot com and titled "My ass still hurts" = given a thumbs up (his ass) by Roger Ebert

given a thumbs up (his ass) by Roger Ebert = Gene Siskel

With some due respect to the dead.

secretly a trucker who enjoys getting blown by bones at a truck stop and pays in mcgriddle sandwiches= ME

oh man, that was set up way too well :)

ME=gamer

trucker who plays with bones joystick for money at the truckstop = Bones mothers' "friend" whom Bones calls Uncle Phil

ones mothers' "friend" whom Bones calls Uncle Phil = 6' 6" of Samoan Dynamite

Rudy's name for his dildo he uses at the truckstop (where bones blows truckers for mcgriddles) = The Ass Breaker

The Ass Breaker = a very heavy man sat on a camel

a donkey= what bones rode to the truckstop.

what bones rode to the truckstop = Bones' partner in his truckstop bj escapades

Bones' partner in his truckstop bj escapades = go to jail for public indecency

go to jail for public indecency = dialated pupils and a big grinning face

dialated pupils and a big grinning face = Bones sobblering down his <i>hard</i> earned mcgriddles

Bones sobblering down his hard earned mcgriddles = Covers the taste of semen.

=barfing out of every orifice imaginable

barfing out of every orifice imaginable = Mmmm, Sexy

Mmmm, sexy = wearing revealing lingerie

wearing revealing lingerie = showing hairy ass

showing hairy ass = Bones on his knees at the truckstop

Bones on his knees at the truckstop = No business for that Adult Film store off the highway.

No business for that Adult Film store off the highway = hired hitmen coming in from chicago to clear out the competition

hired hitmen coming in from chicago to clear out the competition = more business at the truckstop for Bones

more business at the truckstop for Bones = Workin' that ass for money

Workin' that ass for money = doing ya thing on the catwalk

doing ya thing on the catwalk = my sparetime job

my sparetime job = watching porn, drinking beer and waking up in the morning with a headache.

= an average evening

an average evening = browsing TFP :)

browsing TFP = Looking at breasts for hours

looking at breasts for hours = life in the minus section

life in the minus section = miopia