The equals (=) game
 

I was inspired by a poster that I saw. It said something like "US greed for Oil equals War" and then I thought of something else I read that goes "War equals failure".

So does that mean that Greed for Oil equals failure? I thought about it for a second and then decided that this can go on forever.

I'm not necessarilly looking for Orwellian doublespeak (ie Freedom equals Slavery) but if that is where the thread goes so be it... Just say what comes to mind

Here let me start the first one

Silence = Peace

Peace = Paranoia

Paranoia = Vanity

Vanity = Frustration

Frustration = Throwing monitor down the stairs

throwing monitor down the stairs = regret

regret = suicide

suicide = silence :D

Silence #2 = no beans last night

No beans last night = empty stomach

empty stomach = hunting time

hunting time = Full Moon

Full Moon = Insomnia.

I just remember sleepless nights when i used looked at the moon for a long time.

insomnia = time to take benadryl

benadryl = annoying commercials

annoying commercials = carrot top !

carrot top = wanker!

wanker = 13 Year old Boy

13 year old Boy = not pictured here

not pictured here = goatse

goatse = http://home.comcast.net/~astrocloud/goatavatar.jpg

=playtime

playtime = exhibition board

exhibition board = alcohol drinking

alcohol drinking = Dancing

Dancing = strippers

strippers = erection

erection = masturbation

Masturbation = spilling juice

spilling juice = clean up on aisle 4 !

clean up on aisle 4 = pissed off store clerk

pissed off store clerk = Clerk with Armalite AR10 pumping round after round bitterly at his co-workers.

-- Fight Club.

Clerk with Armalite AR10 pumping round after round bitterly at his co-workers = A pissed of manager and a bunch of dead people.

blowing guys at the truck stop=Bones job in highschool

blowing guys at the truck stop = getting a quick 60 dollars

getting a quick 60 dollars = Bones paying to get blown in highschool

bones paying to get blown in highschool = comedy

comedy = midget's playing basketball

midget's playing basketball = very short game

very short game = snap