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uncle phil 01-16-2004 02:37 PM

seen a lot of silicon = bouncer at madame oar's

Astrocloud 01-16-2004 03:15 PM

bouncer at madame oar's = Keeps telling me not to touch the strippers even though I'm not.

Tophat665 01-17-2004 07:13 AM

Keeps telling me not to touch the strippers even though I'm not = stop touching yourself

cowudders14 01-17-2004 09:40 AM

stop touching yourself = start touching your partner instead

Tophat665 01-17-2004 09:48 AM

start touching your partner instead = rising paralegal unemployment

Astrocloud 01-17-2004 04:24 PM

rising paralegal unemployment = Just more fallout from the Bushonomy

uncle phil 01-19-2004 01:57 PM

Just more fallout from the Bushonomy = the rich get richer

cowudders14 01-19-2004 02:18 PM

the rich get richer = the poor get poorer

that was easy... ;)

happymaan 01-19-2004 03:03 PM

the poor get poorer=bush staying in the white house

Tophat665 01-19-2004 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by happymaan
bush staying in the white house
= UK flooded with expats

Astrocloud 01-19-2004 07:14 PM

UK flooded with expats= Astrocloud speaking Cockney

Tophat665 01-20-2004 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
Astrocloud speaking Cockney
= totally unintelligable Astrocloud (sounds like a New Wave Band, doesn't it.)

uncle phil 01-20-2004 02:05 PM

totally untelligable Astrocloud = jeez, i wish i could remember that post

01-20-2004 06:07 PM

jeez, i wish i could remember that post=every post i make

mr_mcrafe 01-20-2004 06:15 PM

every post i make=less time for fun

InTeGrA77 01-20-2004 10:02 PM

less time for fun=more time for TFP

grumpyolddude 01-20-2004 10:44 PM

more time for TFP= damn bills! I gotta go to work!

fik 01-20-2004 11:12 PM

damn bills! I gotta go to work! = fuck, I got fired

Mr.Deflok 01-21-2004 01:23 AM

fuck, I got fired = maximus stressimus

uncle phil 01-21-2004 01:35 PM

maximus stressimus = oh, shit; the wife is home early

gilada 01-21-2004 02:09 PM

oh, shit; the wife is home early = time to log off tfp

powerclown 01-21-2004 03:12 PM

time to log off tfp = time for a smoke

fik 01-21-2004 03:53 PM

time for a smoke = high blood pressure, lung cancer, DEATH

Mr.Deflok 01-21-2004 04:47 PM

high blood pressure, lung cancer, DEATH = eternal damnation in hell

bltzkriegmcanon 01-21-2004 04:49 PM

eternal damnation in hell = dial-up through aol

powerclown 01-21-2004 05:29 PM

dial-up through aol = headache

Mr.Deflok 01-21-2004 08:40 PM

headache = hit with a shovel

Scipio 01-21-2004 11:31 PM

hit with a shovel = a trip to the emergency room

Astrocloud 01-22-2004 01:07 AM

a trip to the emergency room = hit with the bill

kulrblind 01-22-2004 05:24 AM

hit with the bill = "dine & dash"

gilada 01-22-2004 09:14 AM

'dine & dash' = best way to end a bad date

Tophat665 01-22-2004 09:32 AM

Edit - drat my slow fingers!

Mr.Deflok 01-22-2004 11:59 AM

Ahem...
Quote:

Originally posted by gilada
'dine & dash' = best way to end a bad date
= turning up naked

Tophat665 01-22-2004 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Deflok
turning up naked
= Next on Law & Order SVU

uncle phil 01-22-2004 01:18 PM

Next on Law & Order SVU = SUV breaks law in order to be next

Astrocloud 01-22-2004 01:20 PM

SUV breaks law in order to be next = the SUV locks bumpers with the car in front and gives a little push

Tophat665 01-22-2004 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
the SUV locks bumpers with the car in front and gives a little push
= A horde of Hungry Lawyers descend and eat your vehicle.

01-22-2004 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665
A horde of Hungry Lawyers descend and eat your vehicle.
=you won't have time to object

Scipio 01-22-2004 08:51 PM

you won't have time to object = the other guy is too quick

Mr.Deflok 01-22-2004 10:48 PM

the other guy is too quick = the fastest guns in the west


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