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seen a lot of silicon = bouncer at madame oar's
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bouncer at madame oar's = Keeps telling me not to touch the strippers even though I'm not.
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Keeps telling me not to touch the strippers even though I'm not = stop touching yourself
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stop touching yourself = start touching your partner instead
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start touching your partner instead = rising paralegal unemployment
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rising paralegal unemployment = Just more fallout from the Bushonomy
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Just more fallout from the Bushonomy = the rich get richer
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the rich get richer = the poor get poorer
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the poor get poorer=bush staying in the white house
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UK flooded with expats= Astrocloud speaking Cockney
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totally untelligable Astrocloud = jeez, i wish i could remember that post
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jeez, i wish i could remember that post=every post i make
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every post i make=less time for fun
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less time for fun=more time for TFP
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more time for TFP= damn bills! I gotta go to work!
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damn bills! I gotta go to work! = fuck, I got fired
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fuck, I got fired = maximus stressimus
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maximus stressimus = oh, shit; the wife is home early
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oh, shit; the wife is home early = time to log off tfp
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time to log off tfp = time for a smoke
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time for a smoke = high blood pressure, lung cancer, DEATH
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high blood pressure, lung cancer, DEATH = eternal damnation in hell
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eternal damnation in hell = dial-up through aol
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dial-up through aol = headache
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headache = hit with a shovel
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hit with a shovel = a trip to the emergency room
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a trip to the emergency room = hit with the bill
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hit with the bill = "dine & dash"
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'dine & dash' = best way to end a bad date
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Edit - drat my slow fingers!
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Next on Law & Order SVU = SUV breaks law in order to be next
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SUV breaks law in order to be next = the SUV locks bumpers with the car in front and gives a little push
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you won't have time to object = the other guy is too quick
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the other guy is too quick = the fastest guns in the west
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