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air mattress in a pool = the beginning of many a fine Hustler pictorial
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the beginning of many a fine Hustler pictorial = Larry Flint making a joke
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Larry Flint making a joke = not a wheelchair joke, that's for sure
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not a wheelchair joke, that's for sure = what not to say to an amputee
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what not to say to an amputee=hey, buddy, try walkin in my shoes!
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hey, buddy, try walkin' in my shoes! = shaq said, tongue in cheek
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Shaq said, tongue in cheek=I look better than Carmen in this dress!
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Don't ya mean Denis Rodman? ;)
I look better than Carmen in this dress! = a cross-dressers dream |
oops- not awake today! lol
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haha, easy enough mistake to make
a cross-dressers dream = painless waxing |
painless waxing = smoother women
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smoother women = happy men
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happy men = horny men
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horny men=funny to watch
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funny to watch = the marx brothers (all five of them...)
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the marx brothers = a night at the opera
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a night at the opera= happy tears
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happy tears = sad similes...
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sad smiles = bittersweet memories.
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bittersweet memories = the one that got away
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the one that got away = another inch longer every time the story's told
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another inch longer every time the story's told = The Life of Ron Jeremy
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the life of ron jeremy = a whole lot of chafed skin
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a whole lot of chafed skin = wipe-out
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wipe-out = 1960's surf song
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1960s surf song = (where do i start...let's start with) the surfaris
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the surfaris = Surfer Joe
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Surfer Joe = look at him go
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look at him go=Gay Bathroom Fetish
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Gay Bathroom Fetish = soap on a rope + a convict called Swamp Dawg.
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soap on a rope + a convict called Swamp Dawg= A scene from Oz
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a scene form OZ = great work-experience memories.
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great work-experience memories = my career as a stunt cock
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my career as a stunt cock = Brittney Spears' talent rating
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Brittney Spears' talent rating = more than Brittney Spears' IQ...
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more than Brittney Spears' IQ= the number of Dicks she's sucked
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the number of Dicks she's sucked = 37
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amount of wobbly pos consumed yesterday = a negative number
(i threw them up(hypotheticly)) |
a negative number = an alternate reverse polarity
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