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pullin' yer johnson = a visit from palmala.
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a visit from palmala = God kills a kitten
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God kills a kitten = there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight
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there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight = flyman is puttin' on his dancin' boots.
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steel toes = audio engineer boots
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audio engineer boots = Studio 54 designer
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Studio 54 designer = not frank lloyd wright
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not Frank Llyod Wright = Barney and Baby Bop
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Barney and Baby Bop = Ritual suicide with a butter knife
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rage against the machine = Loud Screaming Rap -I love it.
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Loud Screaming Rap -I love it = invest in motorola stock
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fuckin' spammers = emails
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emails = talking smack without the physical consequences
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talking smack without the physical consequences = high school classroom loudspeakers
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high school classroom loudspeakers = static
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static = time to turn off the television and go to sleep
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time to turn off the television and go to sleep = the TV is still on but I can't bring myself to turn it off
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honey,can you get that for me = "where's the beef?"
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"where's the beef?" = "Hey! I got your beef right here, buddy!"
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Cocktail weiners, anyone? = a little less fat in the can
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i see you've lost weight = happy girlfriend
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happy boyfriend=go have fun with the guys tonight
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go have fun with the guys tonight = who's got the 8mm projector?
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who's got the 8mm projector?=snuff films
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snuff films = michael jackson has a cold (and no real nose)...
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michael jackson has a cold (and no real nose) = no sex with small children for 5-7 days
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no sex with small children for 5-7 days = lurking around the corner for large children
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Staking out an NRA convention = lurking in charleton's shadow
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lurking in charleton's shadow = a rather shady passtime
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