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spelunking = shining flashlights in the underworld
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(Bernadette!!! Great find, girl!!!) |
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a pain in the ass = the result of anal sex
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butt baby!!!= sir mix-a-lot
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sir mix a-lot=rapper
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rapper= vocal poet (some moreso than others ;) )
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vocal poet= non-traditional oralist
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non-traditional oralist = girl with false teeth
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George Carlin hitchiking = "Ever think about your thumb?"
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"ever think about your thumb?"=must be really bored or high
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must be really bored or high=good time to view the titty board
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good time to view the titty board = how about now
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how about now = wait til the girlfriend leaves
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wait 'til the girlfriend leaves = call the other girlfriend
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Call the other girlfriend = A trip to the Holiday Inn
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A trip to the Holiday Inn = a long inght in a crappy motel
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a long night at a crappy motel=venturing out until you can't stay awake any longer
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venturing out until you can't stay awake any longer = Asleep at the wheel
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Asleep at the wheel = running off the road
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running off the road=running against the wind
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running against the wind = peeing against the wind
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peeing against the wind = yellow pants
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yellow pants (+ white socks)= high fashion
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high fashion=calvin klein
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calvin klein = eXamine Your Zipper
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eXamine Your Zipper = think before you pee
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think before you pee = you drank too much again
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you drank too much again = you're not making any sense and making a complete tit of yourself
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you're not making any sense and making a complete tit of yourself=not getting laid
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*edit* It's hell getting old and slow.
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not getting laid = as good a reason as any to have another beer
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as good a reason as any to have another beer=wife is nagging
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wife is nagging = good reason to go to work on weekends
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good reason to go to work on weekends = bartender at a strip club
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bartender at a strip club = seen a lot of silicon
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