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sleazy women/men = STDs
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STDs = Fun for everyone!
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Fun for everyone! = CRICKET!!
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CRICKET!! = something that is bound to get bundy punched
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something that is bound to get bundy punched = Having a hot chick as an Avatar but not actually being a hot chick
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Having a hot chick as an Avatar but not actually being a hot chick = misleading and a sure winning case for the American court system
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misleading and a sure winning case for the American court system= lawsuits
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law-suits = term of endearment for people who've spent too long in dusty libraries
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Quote:
= AAAAHHHHHHHHHH...............CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO....... |
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH...............CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO....... = must be some dust around
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must be some dust around = the Mrs has gone on strike for having to do too much housework
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the Mrs has gone on strike for having to do too much housework
= a blatant hint to the husband |
a blatant hint to the husband = withholding sex
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witholding sex= blue balls
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blue balls = high pitched voice
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high pitched voice= shattering glass
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shattering glass = a round of applause
(I'm thinking in a restaurent etc) |
a round of applause = taking a bow
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taking a bow = orchestra composer
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orchestra composer=erratic movements
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erratic movements = evasive maneuvers
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evasive maneuvers = caught in the act
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caught in the act = hand in the cookie jar
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caught in the act=a laughable embarassment
EDIT: OOPS- somebody beat me to it: hand in the cookie jar=dirty looks from the woman |
more sex=makes world a better place
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^^^you are supposed to take the last person's phrase and = it to your own new phrase.
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dirty looks from the woman = a day in the life of the average male TFPer
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a day in the life of the average male TFPer = looking for one
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looking for one = lost a glass eye
updating a webpage = |
updating a webpage = a whole day gone
a man with one shoe= |
a man with one shoe= one dirty sock
the month of February= |
the month of February = the day of Valentines
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the day of valentines = the night of operas
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the night of operas = some headache tablets required
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some headache tablets required=a day without coffee
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a day without coffee= a slow and painful nightmare
waking dreams = |
waking dreams = extreme loneliness
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Looks like someone messed up again...
a slow and painful nightmare = sweat drenched sheets |
sweat drenched sheets = economic waterbed
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economic waterbed = air mattress in a pool
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