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snap = whistle
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Whistle = Overtime
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Overtime = A sweet paycheck
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A sweet paycheck = downpayment on a new car
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downpayment on a new car = a few years of car payments
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bones salary for blowing a guy at the truck stop=priceless
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priceless = pictures of bones earning his salary in high school
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midget playing basketball = My next date!!
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pictures of Bones earning his salary in high school = Horror, shock, and amazement
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Horror, shock and amazement = bush getting elected
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Bush Getting Elected = Supreme Court Judgement Call
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taking the trucker who stiffed bones to court after blowing him at the a truck stop=reason why bones now has both herpes and large legal fees
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that guy named stu that bones blew at the truck stop in new mexico=the same guy that later died from AIDS
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the same guy that later died from AIDS = sad
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when the guy bones blew at the truck stop didnt pay him = Call to Bones' Pimp
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the big guy at the truck stop's phone rings with "its raining men" as the ringtone = Bubba
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Bubba=Forrest Gump
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Forrest Gump=Tom Hanks
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Tom Hanks= Actor
Hope i did it right this time!! |
Actor = Career Bones thought he was going for when he "auditioned" at the truck stop
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Career Bones thought he was going for when he "auditioned" at the truck stop=Homo-erotica
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Homo-erotica = the security camera film from the truck stop in new mexico where Bones blew that dude for the promise of $2.50
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Quote:
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really cheap sex = a pie eating contest
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a pie eating contest = what Bones started out to do at the truckstop when he was sidetracked
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what Bones started out to do at the truckstop when he was sidetracked = gained the spiritual insight of a gigolo black belt
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gained the spiritual insight of a gigolo black belt = bad movie staring rob snider
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bad movie starring Rob Schneider = Bones biographical movie about his truckstop years
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Bones biographical movie about his truckstop years = made for the internet and presented by bear magazine dot com and titled "My ass still hurts"
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made for the internet and presented by bear magazine dot com and titled "My ass still hurts" = given a thumbs up (his ass) by Roger Ebert
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given a thumbs up (his ass) by Roger Ebert = Gene Siskel
With some due respect to the dead. |
secretly a trucker who enjoys getting blown by bones at a truck stop and pays in mcgriddle sandwiches= ME
oh man, that was set up way too well :) |
ME=gamer
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trucker who plays with bones joystick for money at the truckstop = Bones mothers' "friend" whom Bones calls Uncle Phil
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ones mothers' "friend" whom Bones calls Uncle Phil = 6' 6" of Samoan Dynamite
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Rudy's name for his dildo he uses at the truckstop (where bones blows truckers for mcgriddles) = The Ass Breaker
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The Ass Breaker = a very heavy man sat on a camel
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a donkey= what bones rode to the truckstop.
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what bones rode to the truckstop = Bones' partner in his truckstop bj escapades
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Bones' partner in his truckstop bj escapades = go to jail for public indecency
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