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go to jail for public indecency = dialated pupils and a big grinning face
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dialated pupils and a big grinning face = Bones sobblering down his <i>hard</i> earned mcgriddles
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Bones sobblering down his hard earned mcgriddles = Covers the taste of semen.
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=barfing out of every orifice imaginable |
barfing out of every orifice imaginable = Mmmm, Sexy
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Mmmm, sexy = wearing revealing lingerie
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wearing revealing lingerie = showing hairy ass
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showing hairy ass = Bones on his knees at the truckstop
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Bones on his knees at the truckstop = No business for that Adult Film store off the highway.
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No business for that Adult Film store off the highway = hired hitmen coming in from chicago to clear out the competition
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hired hitmen coming in from chicago to clear out the competition = more business at the truckstop for Bones
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more business at the truckstop for Bones = Workin' that ass for money
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Workin' that ass for money = doing ya thing on the catwalk
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doing ya thing on the catwalk = my sparetime job
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my sparetime job = watching porn, drinking beer and waking up in the morning with a headache.
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an average evening = browsing TFP :)
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browsing TFP = Looking at breasts for hours
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looking at breasts for hours = life in the minus section
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life in the minus section = miopia
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myopia = Vanishing Act
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Vanishing Act = what happens to my johnson thinking about bones working at the truckstop
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Midget's playing basketball = Very long arms!
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doesn't feel so magic anymore = Bones in the ballpit with Averett
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Bones in teh ballpit with Averett = Donkey fun? Goat? What is it today?
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Donkey fun? Goat? What is it today? = Happy Meal
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goin' down on the misses |
goin' down on the missus = having hair in mouth
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Having hair in the mouth = a daily occurence for Bones
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a daily occurence for bones = pining away over a new-found/newly-lost love
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pining away over a new-found/newly-lost love = shitty soap operas
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shitty soap operas = prime time
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prime time = Deion Sanders
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Deion Sanders = kentucky fried neon
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kentucky fried neon = hillbilly yuppies
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Hillbilly yuppies = Shotgun toting hunters
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Shotgun Toting Hunters = Is it tourist Season again already?
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Is it tourist Season again already? = flash photography aplenty
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